Satirical Poems
#satirical
Satirical poems use satire to ridicule vices and shortcomings. The satire genre mocks the weaknesses of individuals, governments, corporations or society itself.
missjem56
Poem Published
14th Nov 2024 2:33am
14th Nov 2024 2:33am
Russian Doll Spy Whales
The Russians originally
Had heard of spy whales
From one of their agents/spies
Based in North Wales, UK
And due to a simple typo
And general misunderstanding
The KGB, assumed that the British Government
Were training Welsh people to become spies
The British Government got wind of this
And deliberately gave their spy whales names
Such as Evan, Hugh, and Taff
Thus further confusing the KGB
But the error was later realised
Thence the Russians began building robotic whales
But they kept going rusty
Next they tried genetic...
Had heard of spy whales
From one of their agents/spies
Based in North Wales, UK
And due to a simple typo
And general misunderstanding
The KGB, assumed that the British Government
Were training Welsh people to become spies
The British Government got wind of this
And deliberately gave their spy whales names
Such as Evan, Hugh, and Taff
Thus further confusing the KGB
But the error was later realised
Thence the Russians began building robotic whales
But they kept going rusty
Next they tried genetic...
#fish
#funny
#satirical #technology
#satirical #technology
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Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
13th Nov 2024 11:22am
13th Nov 2024 11:22am
Part of a complete breakfast
As I reached for a spoon in my kitchen drawer
My hand could sense a growing displeasure
What the hell was I seeing?
Something was crawling on my spoon
It was a Cockroach!
I went into the cabinet, to grab my favorite cereal bowl
The Flintstones that is, Fruity Pebbles, Yum!
As I looked into the cereal bowl,
There were three roaches taking a shit on top of the other
Disgusting!
I know, I know,
Silly rabbit, tricks are for kids
And yes I know the honey nut will help me lower my cholesterol
And I know there's...
My hand could sense a growing displeasure
What the hell was I seeing?
Something was crawling on my spoon
It was a Cockroach!
I went into the cabinet, to grab my favorite cereal bowl
The Flintstones that is, Fruity Pebbles, Yum!
As I looked into the cereal bowl,
There were three roaches taking a shit on top of the other
Disgusting!
I know, I know,
Silly rabbit, tricks are for kids
And yes I know the honey nut will help me lower my cholesterol
And I know there's...
#dirty
#food
#home #satirical
#home #satirical
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Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
11th Nov 2024 8:47pm
11th Nov 2024 8:47pm
I'm Sick Of Her!
Kind of sick of my wife
This marriage is getting the best of me
All she does is complain, nag, whine and bark orders
I could divorce her
I could up & leave
I'm just lazy I guess
I zone out most of the time
I'll escape by writing poems or stories
Other times I'll exercise or go for a walk or bike ride
I always keep myself busy
I'm a perfectionist
Our home is always clean, organized and neat
She knows how well I take care of everything and knows she don't need to lift a finger
The one thing she does is cook ...
This marriage is getting the best of me
All she does is complain, nag, whine and bark orders
I could divorce her
I could up & leave
I'm just lazy I guess
I zone out most of the time
I'll escape by writing poems or stories
Other times I'll exercise or go for a walk or bike ride
I always keep myself busy
I'm a perfectionist
Our home is always clean, organized and neat
She knows how well I take care of everything and knows she don't need to lift a finger
The one thing she does is cook ...
#FeelingTrapped
#fiction
#food
#satirical
#wife
75 reads
6 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
10th Nov 2024 10:56pm
10th Nov 2024 10:56pm
Runaways
I visited lost property
Firstly at the police station
But to no avail
Then lost luggage
At British Rail
Then a call out on social media
After first reading an encyclopedia
Yet no matter what
No answers were got
I'd searched far, and wide
Where on earth could it hide?
As i slowly lose my mind
It's my sense of humour i can't find
And i suspect i know
That my humour
Ran away with my mojo!
by Jemia
Firstly at the police station
But to no avail
Then lost luggage
At British Rail
Then a call out on social media
After first reading an encyclopedia
Yet no matter what
No answers were got
I'd searched far, and wide
Where on earth could it hide?
As i slowly lose my mind
It's my sense of humour i can't find
And i suspect i know
That my humour
Ran away with my mojo!
by Jemia
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#satirical #SelfDiscovery
#satirical #SelfDiscovery
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Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
2nd Nov 2024 7:39pm
2nd Nov 2024 7:39pm
Is the Ranch Dressing As Creamy As Your Cum?
A vulgar case
Of food tampering
Bodily fluid
Into salad dressing
Orgasm in the cafeteria
Semen into salad dressing
Everyone there is disgusted
The sickest thing they've ever heard
Contents could have been digested
Warnings told about this health hazard
Of food tampering
Bodily fluid
Into salad dressing
Orgasm in the cafeteria
Semen into salad dressing
Everyone there is disgusted
The sickest thing they've ever heard
Contents could have been digested
Warnings told about this health hazard
#MentalHealth
#satirical
#school
#TruthOfLife
#dirty
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Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
2nd Nov 2024 7:32pm
2nd Nov 2024 7:32pm
Thank God For Silicone
Beautiful safety devices
During a heavy car crash
At a busy intersection
They acted like an airbag
Thanks to her silicone breasts
Fake boobs for safety on board
Implants protected her organs
Fake boobs for safety on board
40DD was enhanced enough
Fake boobs for safety on board
Artificial frontal bumper system
Fake boobs for safety on board
During a heavy car crash
At a busy intersection
They acted like an airbag
Thanks to her silicone breasts
Fake boobs for safety on board
Implants protected her organs
Fake boobs for safety on board
40DD was enhanced enough
Fake boobs for safety on board
Artificial frontal bumper system
Fake boobs for safety on board
#cars
#satirical
#TruthOfLife #women
#TruthOfLife #women
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DevilsChild
Poem Published
2nd Nov 2024 8:26am
2nd Nov 2024 8:26am
For The Art of It
I wrote a poem
then I picked up a guitar
sang a couple lines
holy shit
that's a hit!
Jimmy Iovine is now looking at me
like I'm a chick with big tits
because there's money to be made
just not for the artist
getting clicks on Spotify
making hits
more like turning tricks
for your business daddy
took a few months
but I finally finished a book
it was the kind that enchants your mind
the buzz is going round
now Jeff Bezos is calling me up
Like he wants to fuck
I figure why not
but...
then I picked up a guitar
sang a couple lines
holy shit
that's a hit!
Jimmy Iovine is now looking at me
like I'm a chick with big tits
because there's money to be made
just not for the artist
getting clicks on Spotify
making hits
more like turning tricks
for your business daddy
took a few months
but I finally finished a book
it was the kind that enchants your mind
the buzz is going round
now Jeff Bezos is calling me up
Like he wants to fuck
I figure why not
but...
#greed
#satirical
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1 Comment
missjem56
Poem Published
2nd Nov 2024 00:34am
2nd Nov 2024 00:34am
Talking Pigeon
I went to see my doctor
she said "how are your stools?"
"Very comfy thanks!"
"Although, one has a strange colour
in the padding"
She looked at me aghast, and appalled
I
Still misinterpretting her meaning
And puzzled at her reaction
Said
"I also have a three legged one for milking
not that i use it , as i don't have a cow!"
She asked me what on earth i was talking about
As she had never heard of a three legged cow
I said "no no no no no!"
"It's my stools with the...
she said "how are your stools?"
"Very comfy thanks!"
"Although, one has a strange colour
in the padding"
She looked at me aghast, and appalled
I
Still misinterpretting her meaning
And puzzled at her reaction
Said
"I also have a three legged one for milking
not that i use it , as i don't have a cow!"
She asked me what on earth i was talking about
As she had never heard of a three legged cow
I said "no no no no no!"
"It's my stools with the...
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#satirical #surreal
#satirical #surreal
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missjem56
Poem Published
1st Nov 2024 3:32pm
1st Nov 2024 3:32pm
Cheesed Off
Shredder
of
cheddar
A
gorgeous
gorge,
gorged,
not
forged
Rarebit,
not
rabbit!
by Jemia
of
cheddar
A
gorgeous
gorge,
gorged,
not
forged
Rarebit,
not
rabbit!
by Jemia
#food
#funny
#satirical
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missjem56
Poem Published
31st Oct 2024 9:46pm
31st Oct 2024 9:46pm
Twiglet
Little
stick
insect
Does
one
bite
it's
small
head
off
Like
jelly
babies?
by Jemia
stick
insect
Does
one
bite
it's
small
head
off
Like
jelly
babies?
by Jemia
#funny
#parody
#satirical
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missjem56
Poem Published
31st Oct 2024 00:12am
31st Oct 2024 00:12am
No(n)sense?
I sensed an ounce of sense
It cost me fifty pence
Not to be senseless
But this sense was nonsense
So still no sense
And now ive lost my fifty pence
Which is far better
Than losing fifty pens
And have nothing to write with
But still make no sense!
by Jemia
It cost me fifty pence
Not to be senseless
But this sense was nonsense
So still no sense
And now ive lost my fifty pence
Which is far better
Than losing fifty pens
And have nothing to write with
But still make no sense!
by Jemia
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#satirical
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SweetKittyCat5
Poem Published
30th Oct 2024 4:27pm
30th Oct 2024 4:27pm
Drifting Through A Billowing Cloud Of Smoke
Ahh… just let me smoke on your vibe a little bit here, papi
You done bust down my firewall here
I been giving you the peaks and the deep valleys of the cream of my crown
Letting you slide deep in the halo of my divine passage night after night
Leaving you high with your mind touching the helm of the skies
And something has to give you keep bellowing my soul in those clouds of yours
I would pass you this blunt, but I do not smoke
Just lit to illuminate your path through life ...
You done bust down my firewall here
I been giving you the peaks and the deep valleys of the cream of my crown
Letting you slide deep in the halo of my divine passage night after night
Leaving you high with your mind touching the helm of the skies
And something has to give you keep bellowing my soul in those clouds of yours
I would pass you this blunt, but I do not smoke
Just lit to illuminate your path through life ...
#dialogue
#funny
#satirical
215 reads
8 Comments
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