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Is the Ranch Dressing As Creamy As Your Cum?
A vulgar case
Of food tampering
Bodily fluid
Into salad dressing
Orgasm in the cafeteria
Semen into salad dressing
Everyone there is disgusted
The sickest thing they've ever heard
Contents could have been digested
Warnings told about this health hazard
Of food tampering
Bodily fluid
Into salad dressing
Orgasm in the cafeteria
Semen into salad dressing
Everyone there is disgusted
The sickest thing they've ever heard
Contents could have been digested
Warnings told about this health hazard
Published 2nd Nov 2024
Author's Note
A student is accused of depositing his semen into a container of ranch dressing. This was ingested by an unknown amount of students. True Story
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2nd Nov 2024 8:04pm
2nd Nov 2024 8:22pm
3rd Nov 2024 2:58am
Great write, Keith. All though it is pretty disgusting. I knew a guy who worked at Pizza Hut back in the day, who said some guy came in the restaurant that he didn't like. So he wiped his ass with the pizza dough that became that dudes pizza. Makes you scared to order food, don't it? Appreciate you.
DL
DL
3rd Nov 2024 11:22am
Your damn right. Makes you wonder. There are probably so many stories like this, that several books could be written. Thank you kindly
Anonymous
3rd Nov 2024 3:12pm
Haha now the FDA is pissed. Shame on you. I love ranch, now I question it. Hmpf
3rd Nov 2024 3:14pm
Anonymous
3rd Nov 2024 3:21pm
Nawww I'm addicted to soybean oil and who knows what else is in that ingredient list
4th Nov 2024 10:32am
4th Nov 2024 10:34am
