Satirical Poems
#satirical
Satirical poems use satire to ridicule vices and shortcomings. The satire genre mocks the weaknesses of individuals, governments, corporations or society itself.
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
Yesterday 9:11pm
Yesterday 9:11pm
Success!
Three hours ago
She tried to take her own life
I'll help her succeed
She tried to take her own life
I'll help her succeed
#dark
#murder
#satirical
#senryu
#suicide
34 reads
3 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
Yesterday 9:08pm
Yesterday 9:08pm
Dumb
In the early 1960's a man from Russia found an old artillery shell left over from the war, and used it as an anvil for more then 10 years. One day he was blown to bits when his hammer hit the shell in just the right place.
#ignorance
#satirical
26 reads
6 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
8th Mar 2025 12:07pm
8th Mar 2025 12:07pm
A Whole New Way to Love McDonald's
A man by the name of Ron was the owner of a McDonald's on the outskirts of Green Bay, Wisconsin.
Sometime in March 2010, he was driving North on Interstate 43 when he crashed his car.
There was a decent snowfall occurring with icy conditions.
His vehicle had crossed the median and into the southbound lanes before hitting a guardrail.
Ron was able to climb out of the burning wreckage, pulled off all of his burning clothes and stood naked in the middle of the road.
In a matter of minutes, Ron was plowed down and killed by an oncoming tractor-trailer. ...
Sometime in March 2010, he was driving North on Interstate 43 when he crashed his car.
There was a decent snowfall occurring with icy conditions.
His vehicle had crossed the median and into the southbound lanes before hitting a guardrail.
Ron was able to climb out of the burning wreckage, pulled off all of his burning clothes and stood naked in the middle of the road.
In a matter of minutes, Ron was plowed down and killed by an oncoming tractor-trailer. ...
#satirical
#ShortStory
59 reads
10 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
6th Mar 2025 1:28pm
6th Mar 2025 1:28pm
It's Not The Thoughts That Worry Me
I'm up and ready
for the fire alarms person
The sun is shining
My windows are open
Fresh crisp air
Is leaking in
Along with occasional birdsong
The view from my chair
Through a window
Is of the castle ruins
It's magical
As it sits
Camoflouged by the early sea mist
Where conquerers once stood....
As ghosts of the distant past
Wander within the deathly echoes
Of history
There is peace
Apart from the fire alarms
Currently being checked for their reliability!
Mine, as it turns out
Are...
for the fire alarms person
The sun is shining
My windows are open
Fresh crisp air
Is leaking in
Along with occasional birdsong
The view from my chair
Through a window
Is of the castle ruins
It's magical
As it sits
Camoflouged by the early sea mist
Where conquerers once stood....
As ghosts of the distant past
Wander within the deathly echoes
Of history
There is peace
Apart from the fire alarms
Currently being checked for their reliability!
Mine, as it turns out
Are...
#LifeAsAWriter
#LifeStruggles
#philosophical #satirical
#philosophical #satirical
38 reads
0 Comments
MalcolmG
Poem Published
6th Mar 2025 00:31am
6th Mar 2025 00:31am
IRONIC ISNT IT
Sometimes Irony and Murphy’s Law
lend to each other.
The blind man leads the deaf man,
they debate honest politics
one can’t see, the other can’t hear,
while they are nicely seated
at the corners of the round table,
which has no corners but still divides.
The preacher damns the sinners
between paid confessions and rented beds,
his sermon reeks of whiskey and perfume.
He calls it redemption; she calls it a Tuesday.
The poet bleeds words,
the painter stains canvas,
the whore does both, but she’s still...
lend to each other.
The blind man leads the deaf man,
they debate honest politics
one can’t see, the other can’t hear,
while they are nicely seated
at the corners of the round table,
which has no corners but still divides.
The preacher damns the sinners
between paid confessions and rented beds,
his sermon reeks of whiskey and perfume.
He calls it redemption; she calls it a Tuesday.
The poet bleeds words,
the painter stains canvas,
the whore does both, but she’s still...
#funny
#satirical
#TruthOfLife
51 reads
6 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
5th Mar 2025 6:48pm
5th Mar 2025 6:48pm
Sprung
Had a spring clean today!
After a quick look around
And to my surprise
Found a small spring
Lain upon the bedroom carpet
In a curious looking pose
So i picked it up
Saw that it was a bit grubby
And cleaned it
So now it's as bouncy as
A spring lamb
Or a ball
Or a spring!
by Jemia
After a quick look around
And to my surprise
Found a small spring
Lain upon the bedroom carpet
In a curious looking pose
So i picked it up
Saw that it was a bit grubby
And cleaned it
So now it's as bouncy as
A spring lamb
Or a ball
Or a spring!
by Jemia
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#satirical #spring
#satirical #spring
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0 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
4th Mar 2025 1:27am
4th Mar 2025 1:27am
Alienated!
I was abducted by aliens last night!!!!
They told me
They had come
To suck out my brains!
After much jabbering
Amongst themselves
And a few,
Seemingly harmless experiments
Where i presume
They were testing my brain output etc
They suddenly returned to Earth
Let me leave their spaceship aka ufo
Without saying a word?
So i asked
"I thought you were going to suck out my brains!"
"Yes earthling, we were
But decided on this occasion
It wasn't worth it.........
by Jemia
They told me
They had come
To suck out my brains!
After much jabbering
Amongst themselves
And a few,
Seemingly harmless experiments
Where i presume
They were testing my brain output etc
They suddenly returned to Earth
Let me leave their spaceship aka ufo
Without saying a word?
So i asked
"I thought you were going to suck out my brains!"
"Yes earthling, we were
But decided on this occasion
It wasn't worth it.........
by Jemia
#aliens
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter #satirical
#LifeAsAWriter #satirical
40 reads
1 Comment
missjem56
Poem Published
3rd Mar 2025 4:15pm
3rd Mar 2025 4:15pm
Gummy Bare!
I dreamt of romance last night
It was of someone i know!
Yet ten years ago, or so
I read on a dating site
That if age was a factor
And should it work right
Then by a rough rule of thumb
That they should be no younger than some
That are half your age old
Plus seven years added, to be told
Working on this basis
And some
Straightforward
Arithmatical sums
Then my potential partner
Will be at least 129 years old
But with possible healthy gums!
by Jemia
It was of someone i know!
Yet ten years ago, or so
I read on a dating site
That if age was a factor
And should it work right
Then by a rough rule of thumb
That they should be no younger than some
That are half your age old
Plus seven years added, to be told
Working on this basis
And some
Straightforward
Arithmatical sums
Then my potential partner
Will be at least 129 years old
But with possible healthy gums!
by Jemia
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#romantic #satirical
#romantic #satirical
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0 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
3rd Mar 2025 00:32am
3rd Mar 2025 00:32am
You scratch my back and I won't scratch yours
Can you scratch my back?
"Maybe. What's in it for me?"
Pimples, scabs and hair
"Maybe. What's in it for me?"
Pimples, scabs and hair
#satirical
#senryu
#support
78 reads
16 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
3rd Mar 2025 00:21am
3rd Mar 2025 00:21am
Ah-Chew
Was your mother Asian and your father a porcupine?
Happy 1st Birthday you little prick!
Love,
VOI
Happy 1st Birthday you little prick!
Love,
VOI
#birthday
#satirical
76 reads
17 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
1st Mar 2025 1:46am
1st Mar 2025 1:46am
Mirrors
I went along to join a new group recently
I may of misread the details though
What i thought was a writing group of sorts
As about a dozen of us turned up
Some looked a bit long in the tooth
And a bit pale, and actually quite goth-like
So i thought okay, i'm here now,
So decided to go along for the ride
They soon started talking about bats
Which sounded quite interesting
Especially about bats in the attic
And how 8uncomfortable they found it
I thought they were concerned at their plight
But it turned out i was seriously wrong...
I may of misread the details though
What i thought was a writing group of sorts
As about a dozen of us turned up
Some looked a bit long in the tooth
And a bit pale, and actually quite goth-like
So i thought okay, i'm here now,
So decided to go along for the ride
They soon started talking about bats
Which sounded quite interesting
Especially about bats in the attic
And how 8uncomfortable they found it
I thought they were concerned at their plight
But it turned out i was seriously wrong...
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#satirical
#surreal
#vampires
33 reads
0 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
27th Feb 2025 9:43pm
27th Feb 2025 9:43pm
Catastrophic Catachresis Of A Crisis Of Identity!
I always
Identified as a cat
It was clearly obvious
That i wasn't born a cat
As i didn't spend my day
Sleeping, screwing, or licking my bum!
But i did enjoy exploring
As my curiosity
Knew no bounds
Forever seeking new experiences
Until
One fine moonlit night
I met a cat
Born a cat
We got intimate
And i got arrested
For beastiality!
by Jemia
Identified as a cat
It was clearly obvious
That i wasn't born a cat
As i didn't spend my day
Sleeping, screwing, or licking my bum!
But i did enjoy exploring
As my curiosity
Knew no bounds
Forever seeking new experiences
Until
One fine moonlit night
I met a cat
Born a cat
We got intimate
And i got arrested
For beastiality!
by Jemia
#cats
#identity
#parody
#satirical
#surreal
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1 Comment
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