Rhyming Poems
#rhyming
Explore poems that rhyme, on a variety of subjects. This section showcases poetry using a variety of different rhyming schemes.
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
6th Feb 2025 9:57pm
6th Feb 2025 9:57pm
Pastor Harry
Pastor Harry has had a little too much to drink
A couple of forties and now it's kind of hard to think
He jumps up behind the wheel and hits the gas
Little do the kiddies know: he's drunk off his ass
He sways and swerves and goes into the other lane
The other drivers are shouting "What the fuck? are you insane?"
He flicks them off and vomits on the windshield
Everybody on this motherfucking bus might get killed
Pastor Harry drives the motherfucking school bus
He doesn't let all the kids yell or cuss
This asshole is drinking...
A couple of forties and now it's kind of hard to think
He jumps up behind the wheel and hits the gas
Little do the kiddies know: he's drunk off his ass
He sways and swerves and goes into the other lane
The other drivers are shouting "What the fuck? are you insane?"
He flicks them off and vomits on the windshield
Everybody on this motherfucking bus might get killed
Pastor Harry drives the motherfucking school bus
He doesn't let all the kids yell or cuss
This asshole is drinking...
#alcohol
#children
#religion
#rhyming
#devil
77 reads
13 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
3rd Feb 2025 10:41am
3rd Feb 2025 10:41am
Don't Stop Knowing Nothing
Don't!
Don't believe what you see
Stop!
Stop believing what you read
Knowing!
Knowing that I aint you and you aint me
Nothing!
Nothing you know will set you free
Don't believe what you see
Stop!
Stop believing what you read
Knowing!
Knowing that I aint you and you aint me
Nothing!
Nothing you know will set you free
#lies
#minimalist
#philosophical
#rhyming
#TruthOfLife
117 reads
14 Comments
wallyroo92
Bumped 1st Feb 2025 11:07pm
14th Sep 2019 9:32am
14th Sep 2019 9:32am
TU y Yo (You and Me)
#LifeStruggles
#rhyming
#racism
566 reads
8 Comments
Kinkwizard_95
Poem Published
1st Feb 2025 11:55am
1st Feb 2025 11:55am
Deviant slut (A lil limerick)
There once was a deviant slut
Except she was stuck in a rut
With no man to shag and
She can’t shag her dad
Her favourite sport went caput!
There once was a deviant slut
A collection of toys up her butt
Some gas did arise
It caught her surprise
Her sweet derrière did erupt!
There once was a deviant slut
No place could she ever be put
No rope tied her down
Always clowning around
I guess we best all wish her luck!
Except she was stuck in a rut
With no man to shag and
She can’t shag her dad
Her favourite sport went caput!
There once was a deviant slut
A collection of toys up her butt
Some gas did arise
It caught her surprise
Her sweet derrière did erupt!
There once was a deviant slut
No place could she ever be put
No rope tied her down
Always clowning around
I guess we best all wish her luck!
#BDSM
#erotic
#funny
#rhyming
#sex
225 reads
1 Comment
Connotation
Poem Published
31st Jan 2025 1:58am
31st Jan 2025 1:58am
A Thief in the Night
A thief in the night.
Ingenius disguise.
What demon delight.
Completing assigns.
It's eating inside.
Deleting your mind.
Deceitfully hide.
Impeding can lie.
So really rely.
Repeating affright.
Releasing denied.
All cheating defines.
Competing for time.
Unyielding design.
Where seeds have but died.
No breathing confides.
Conceiving combines.
Our evening abides.
Increasing divide.
There we will entwine.
Then sealing and cry.
From...
Ingenius disguise.
What demon delight.
Completing assigns.
It's eating inside.
Deleting your mind.
Deceitfully hide.
Impeding can lie.
So really rely.
Repeating affright.
Releasing denied.
All cheating defines.
Competing for time.
Unyielding design.
Where seeds have but died.
No breathing confides.
Conceiving combines.
Our evening abides.
Increasing divide.
There we will entwine.
Then sealing and cry.
From...
#God
#metaphor
#morality
#rhyming
#spiritual
129 reads
2 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
31st Jan 2025 00:04am
31st Jan 2025 00:04am
Just Call It Quits!
Balding age of wisdom and the world grows old
Hair continues to fall out, the truth has been told
I'll continue to repeat myself, hopefully it makes you forget
Running on empty is rewarding, but not cool if you're on a jet
Cataracts, everyone is a grey massive blur
Watching porn, makes you realize your an amateur
You make yourself believe, you're the one for the job
Boss spits in your face, points you to the door-knob
Finding all it's worth in a lonely worthless world
You continue to get rejected by hard up, lonely girls
The time...
Hair continues to fall out, the truth has been told
I'll continue to repeat myself, hopefully it makes you forget
Running on empty is rewarding, but not cool if you're on a jet
Cataracts, everyone is a grey massive blur
Watching porn, makes you realize your an amateur
You make yourself believe, you're the one for the job
Boss spits in your face, points you to the door-knob
Finding all it's worth in a lonely worthless world
You continue to get rejected by hard up, lonely girls
The time...
#aging
#rejection
#rhyming #TruthOfLife
#rhyming #TruthOfLife
113 reads
8 Comments
Rew
Poem Published
28th Jan 2025 3:27pm
28th Jan 2025 3:27pm
Elitism rules, Ok...
They outlawed pollutants that were killing us
the Brit's, Nineteen-Ninety-Three Clean Air Act
which all but mean-spiriteds thought a plus,
And gave old folk a free pass for the bus
and, to some of the unwaged, these, are facts,
they outlawed pollutants that were killing us...
Free prescriptions were brought out, without fuss,
and child allowance had a great impact
which all but the mean-spirited thought a plus,
Kept tobacco stuff from kids, as one does,
went unleaded fuel cos our roads are, packed!
they...
the Brit's, Nineteen-Ninety-Three Clean Air Act
which all but mean-spiriteds thought a plus,
And gave old folk a free pass for the bus
and, to some of the unwaged, these, are facts,
they outlawed pollutants that were killing us...
Free prescriptions were brought out, without fuss,
and child allowance had a great impact
which all but the mean-spirited thought a plus,
Kept tobacco stuff from kids, as one does,
went unleaded fuel cos our roads are, packed!
they...
#rhyming
58 reads
4 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
27th Jan 2025 10:49am
27th Jan 2025 10:49am
The Mother He Loved
Born and raised under her wings
Protection and care, has always been
Everything his mother said he believed
Mother encouraged him, she was often pleased
A few times, he would get himself into a jam
She would always solve it, lend him a hand
As he grew older, he had a successful career
Living across the country, he wasn't so near
One day he received a call, it was from his Aunt
He was told to come back home, she began to rant
She told him that his mother is hospitalized and she's very sick
He took the next flight out, losing his job was a...
Protection and care, has always been
Everything his mother said he believed
Mother encouraged him, she was often pleased
A few times, he would get himself into a jam
She would always solve it, lend him a hand
As he grew older, he had a successful career
Living across the country, he wasn't so near
One day he received a call, it was from his Aunt
He was told to come back home, she began to rant
She told him that his mother is hospitalized and she's very sick
He took the next flight out, losing his job was a...
#fate
#love
#mother
#rhyming
#son
117 reads
22 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
22nd Jan 2025 8:43pm
22nd Jan 2025 8:43pm
A Reflection
Mirrors will show you what you want to see
Creating your wildest fantasies
They'll make you laugh, they'll make you cry
They'll drive your fears, control your mind
Find the way out, don't stop, keep trying
A realm of crooked mirrors is it truth or is it lying?
The white turns black and black turns white
You can't distinguish wrong from right
Truth is turned from inside out
You're hypnotized, you have nothing but doubt
Your soul is now distorted, depraved
Mirrors have made you their faithful slave
Creating your wildest fantasies
They'll make you laugh, they'll make you cry
They'll drive your fears, control your mind
Find the way out, don't stop, keep trying
A realm of crooked mirrors is it truth or is it lying?
The white turns black and black turns white
You can't distinguish wrong from right
Truth is turned from inside out
You're hypnotized, you have nothing but doubt
Your soul is now distorted, depraved
Mirrors have made you their faithful slave
#identity
#rhyming
#SelfReflection
107 reads
12 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
22nd Jan 2025 8:35pm
22nd Jan 2025 8:35pm
Frigid Sky
Time is passing by and slowly
Losing all its breath
Sun is going down so lonely
In the frosty, distant west
Cold nasty winds are blowing
All the hopes fade away
While life is freezing
Into a snowy, powdery haze
Within a frozen moment
Into a crystal winter sky
Memories are melting
Tears open up my eyes
Soon salvation
Will bring a long-awaited end
Reaching primordial creation
Uniting with you, my old friend
Losing all its breath
Sun is going down so lonely
In the frosty, distant west
Cold nasty winds are blowing
All the hopes fade away
While life is freezing
Into a snowy, powdery haze
Within a frozen moment
Into a crystal winter sky
Memories are melting
Tears open up my eyes
Soon salvation
Will bring a long-awaited end
Reaching primordial creation
Uniting with you, my old friend
#friendship
#LifeCycle
#memories
#rhyming
#winter
89 reads
8 Comments
Connotation
Poem Published
21st Jan 2025 4:29am
21st Jan 2025 4:29am
Practice Bars 3
Quite pleasing, I have mastered rhyme rooks.
Skies bleeding science after y'all shook.
My feelings, I don't have them all, look.
Like reading, Isaac Asimov books.
Guised greetings might have masked divine crooks.
Dice leading pirates after spines stood.
Try scheming heights we passed in times took.
Price pleading, private passions might push.
Bright beaming binds the blatherskite foot.
Lines weaving lying lavish like hoof.
Wine, wheat, and rice Saturn giant sook.
Rye seedling blight have acid nights cooked.
Prized...
Skies bleeding science after y'all shook.
My feelings, I don't have them all, look.
Like reading, Isaac Asimov books.
Guised greetings might have masked divine crooks.
Dice leading pirates after spines stood.
Try scheming heights we passed in times took.
Price pleading, private passions might push.
Bright beaming binds the blatherskite foot.
Lines weaving lying lavish like hoof.
Wine, wheat, and rice Saturn giant sook.
Rye seedling blight have acid nights cooked.
Prized...
#humankind
#metaphor
#morality
#rhyming
#spiritual
82 reads
0 Comments
wallyroo92
Bumped 20th Jan 2025 1:49am
7th Sep 2019 6:32pm
7th Sep 2019 6:32pm
Wally Behind Bars
Writing live from an unknown location (and no not a prison),
Risen out of this prism ready to spill some euphemisms,
Wally is behind bars lit with cigars firing off shooting stars,
So you better keep up and listen to the colloquialisms.
Sit back, have a drink of this ink I think you’ll read and maybe like,
Like an open mic night it might just feel right to get up and fight,
But like an empathic telepathic I’ll make a prediction,
You’re going to leisurely follow me then swallow all my diction.
I know I don’t have to rhyme every time I write a simple...
Risen out of this prism ready to spill some euphemisms,
Wally is behind bars lit with cigars firing off shooting stars,
So you better keep up and listen to the colloquialisms.
Sit back, have a drink of this ink I think you’ll read and maybe like,
Like an open mic night it might just feel right to get up and fight,
But like an empathic telepathic I’ll make a prediction,
You’re going to leisurely follow me then swallow all my diction.
I know I don’t have to rhyme every time I write a simple...
#rhyming
#funny
#myself
646 reads
2 Comments
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