Rhyming Seeking Friendly Advice Poems
#rhyming
Dr Hannibal Lecter Entertains.
The little pig is glad to die
to make bacon for you or I
or gammon for folk richer than us
its liver is? Well'...delicious!
But a bigger pig, or so I've heard said,
makes tastier morsels when it is dead
roast, wrapped in leaves of the green vine
marinated, in old port wine...
Do try a sweetbread, best butchered chaste,
one mustn't let protein, go to waste,
come, come, sir, did you just squeak
believe me, it's all tongue in cheek...
Perhaps you've heard similar sir
in your travels abroad, er...
wasn't it...
to make bacon for you or I
or gammon for folk richer than us
its liver is? Well'...delicious!
But a bigger pig, or so I've heard said,
makes tastier morsels when it is dead
roast, wrapped in leaves of the green vine
marinated, in old port wine...
Do try a sweetbread, best butchered chaste,
one mustn't let protein, go to waste,
come, come, sir, did you just squeak
believe me, it's all tongue in cheek...
Perhaps you've heard similar sir
in your travels abroad, er...
wasn't it...
#rhyming
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It's all a Con
It's all a con
we are all living in a lie
It's all a con,
this farce of this life's sell and buy.
Burn me now and sell my ashes, why?
I'm done with paying, I'll be gone,
it's all a con...
we are all living in a lie
It's all a con,
this farce of this life's sell and buy.
Burn me now and sell my ashes, why?
I'm done with paying, I'll be gone,
it's all a con...
#rhyming
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Hindsight (1-liner)
In hindsight, it all makes sense. The gun in his drawer was not for defense.
#dark
#death
#depression
#rhyming
#suicide
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An Eye for an Eye?
Where did Palestine get its war tanks from
its submarines and its spy satellites,
and its jet aeroplanes to drop their bombs,
In its fight to keep Palestine's freedoms
and land 'gainst the tribes of Israelites,
where did Palestine get its war tanks from?
And its aircraft carriers (I spied some)
in such a dreadful but, domestic fight,
with its jet aeroplanes to drop their bombs,
The Israelites take a hundred eye, for one
and more fertile land like the golan heights
where did...
its submarines and its spy satellites,
and its jet aeroplanes to drop their bombs,
In its fight to keep Palestine's freedoms
and land 'gainst the tribes of Israelites,
where did Palestine get its war tanks from?
And its aircraft carriers (I spied some)
in such a dreadful but, domestic fight,
with its jet aeroplanes to drop their bombs,
The Israelites take a hundred eye, for one
and more fertile land like the golan heights
where did...
#rhyming
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If found, Goes by the name of wry - NaPoWriMo 17
I have lost my sense of rhyme
have you seen it anywhere?
The light bouncing bundle of joy
riding along each vowel
holding happiness in its caress
the bright side
that is footloose and fancy free
on heels of rapture.
I am sure I had it somewhere
around here
last I looked
but I cannot find it for the
looming clouds
Oh, huzzah
there you are.
have you seen it anywhere?
The light bouncing bundle of joy
riding along each vowel
holding happiness in its caress
the bright side
that is footloose and fancy free
on heels of rapture.
I am sure I had it somewhere
around here
last I looked
but I cannot find it for the
looming clouds
Oh, huzzah
there you are.
#NaPoWriMo2024
#rhyming
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Return
Ten thousand thousand silvered feet
are dancing on those distant waves,
each slender foot at point technique
and under bright moonbeams bathed.
The rippling of this generous sea
this vastly shimmering counterpane,
reflects the heavens so hopefully
where humans began, should I return?
are dancing on those distant waves,
each slender foot at point technique
and under bright moonbeams bathed.
The rippling of this generous sea
this vastly shimmering counterpane,
reflects the heavens so hopefully
where humans began, should I return?
#rhyming
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The Idle Club
I've always had an idle brain
and with it idle thoughts,
and with this idle brain attained
an idle nought...
I should join the Idle Club
in Bradford's Idle town,
but I couldn't pay the blessed sub
I've idled brass right down.
I've often heard, in idle talk,
what idle folk have said,
'bout making all the idle work
for their board and bed.
Now, I have loved my idle life,
work? Now there lies a farce!
and all the idle gossiping folk
can kiss my rag clad arse!
(Sorry Idle)
and with it idle thoughts,
and with this idle brain attained
an idle nought...
I should join the Idle Club
in Bradford's Idle town,
but I couldn't pay the blessed sub
I've idled brass right down.
I've often heard, in idle talk,
what idle folk have said,
'bout making all the idle work
for their board and bed.
Now, I have loved my idle life,
work? Now there lies a farce!
and all the idle gossiping folk
can kiss my rag clad arse!
(Sorry Idle)
#rhyming
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Paper Seductions #1
Smoothing paper,
fingers slow
ready this pen
for another go
If only the riches
expressed in these lines
could travel your body
with a lick and a grind
I sense there is worth
in giving it a try,
the feel of my cheek
against your bare thigh
Public or private?
I'll leave that to you
but I'm longing to hear
what you want me to do
My hand in a frenzy
such glorious scenes
I certainly can't wait
to get you out of those jeans.
fingers slow
ready this pen
for another go
If only the riches
expressed in these lines
could travel your body
with a lick and a grind
I sense there is worth
in giving it a try,
the feel of my cheek
against your bare thigh
Public or private?
I'll leave that to you
but I'm longing to hear
what you want me to do
My hand in a frenzy
such glorious scenes
I certainly can't wait
to get you out of those jeans.
#lust
#rhyming
#WritingPoetry
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The Chicken or Egg
Gangsters took over and ran poor Palestine
and with other gangster's cash settled old scores,
and that brought rich folk's troops in, in quick time,
but folk in Judea like me and you, are too poor to make war...
Meanwhile other gangsters eye the Gaza strip and, like!
And marvel at its worth if locals, would just, take a hike...
and with other gangster's cash settled old scores,
and that brought rich folk's troops in, in quick time,
but folk in Judea like me and you, are too poor to make war...
Meanwhile other gangsters eye the Gaza strip and, like!
And marvel at its worth if locals, would just, take a hike...
#rhyming
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Innuendos
Innuendos of serpent lies.
Wicked webs wove, reworded why.
Differentials are serving splice.
Inner Destro for curving lines.
Dividends stole endurance drive.
Signaled emblems encourage signs.
Shifting lens zones commercialized.
This potential is earning time.
Hinted tense sold when verbalized.
Rhythm rends roles inferred awhile.
Mimicked mental, emergent mind.
If it's special, don't worry, right?
In such depths holds a blurry guise.
Given guess grows from burdened nights.
Cyclic central...
Wicked webs wove, reworded why.
Differentials are serving splice.
Inner Destro for curving lines.
Dividends stole endurance drive.
Signaled emblems encourage signs.
Shifting lens zones commercialized.
This potential is earning time.
Hinted tense sold when verbalized.
Rhythm rends roles inferred awhile.
Mimicked mental, emergent mind.
If it's special, don't worry, right?
In such depths holds a blurry guise.
Given guess grows from burdened nights.
Cyclic central...
#spiritual
#rhyming
#humankind
#metaphor
#morality
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I'm P*ssy-Whipped by You
#BDSM
#rhyming
#funny
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Sweeping Brooms to Hide
Artistry weaves, wayward beyond.
Arteries beat, sakes full of charm.
Heart up a sleeve, aces on palms.
Scarlet to see, fateful across.
Charlatans read, gauging your yarn.
Gardened with Eve, Satan spins cloth.
Trollops appease, aimlessly lost.
Harlots that greet, seance along.
Bargaining free, Babel has bought.
Bartered belief, mages are drawn.
Honesty heeds, changes what warns.
Robbery cheats, taking resolve.
Jargon achieves, traitor or con.
Scholarly feats, favoring fault.
Socrates scene, Plato's...
Arteries beat, sakes full of charm.
Heart up a sleeve, aces on palms.
Scarlet to see, fateful across.
Charlatans read, gauging your yarn.
Gardened with Eve, Satan spins cloth.
Trollops appease, aimlessly lost.
Harlots that greet, seance along.
Bargaining free, Babel has bought.
Bartered belief, mages are drawn.
Honesty heeds, changes what warns.
Robbery cheats, taking resolve.
Jargon achieves, traitor or con.
Scholarly feats, favoring fault.
Socrates scene, Plato's...
#spiritual
#rhyming
#metaphor
#morality
#determination
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