Long Parody Poems
#parody
The_Silly_Sibyl
Jack Thomas
Jack Thomas
Poem Published
10th Jun 2021 2:52pm
10th Jun 2021 2:52pm
The Followers of the Wad
a parody of cosmic horror
The terror was unaccountable, and I should know, I'm an accountant. When I came down to Essex, I didn't foresee the grim spectres that would assail me, not the least of which was a dishevelled chap in the Clacton McDonald's, screaming that he just wanted his chicken nuggets and didn't know anything about a needle in the toilet bowl. Poor mad soul, I thought, and offered to find him sanctuary at a local church or charity hostel. He spat at and called me a "right nonce," which I took to be a dialectic way of affirming gratitude. At that point, however, he...
The terror was unaccountable, and I should know, I'm an accountant. When I came down to Essex, I didn't foresee the grim spectres that would assail me, not the least of which was a dishevelled chap in the Clacton McDonald's, screaming that he just wanted his chicken nuggets and didn't know anything about a needle in the toilet bowl. Poor mad soul, I thought, and offered to find him sanctuary at a local church or charity hostel. He spat at and called me a "right nonce," which I took to be a dialectic way of affirming gratitude. At that point, however, he...
#evil
#parody
280 reads
6 Comments
SweetKittyCat5
Poem Published
3rd Apr 2021 8:07pm
3rd Apr 2021 8:07pm
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I tried to hide my colorful addiction
In the comfort of my brownstone
My silent obsession lay bare in front of me, craving the color of the newest rendition
Rocking in my bed, leg twitching, waiting for the crack of dawn
Willing the need for the hunger to be gone
Metamorphosing from a sleepy head
Once I rose from my Queen Size bed
A full blown sultry diva to welcome the calling of the birds’ morning song
Panting in...
4.7 star rating 332 Reviews
$29.00 USD
I tried to hide my colorful addiction
In the comfort of my brownstone
My silent obsession lay bare in front of me, craving the color of the newest rendition
Rocking in my bed, leg twitching, waiting for the crack of dawn
Willing the need for the hunger to be gone
Metamorphosing from a sleepy head
Once I rose from my Queen Size bed
A full blown sultry diva to welcome the calling of the birds’ morning song
Panting in...
#parody
#satirical
#vanity
1250 reads
14 Comments
David_Macleod
14397816
14397816
Poem Published
2nd Oct 2020 00:29am
2nd Oct 2020 00:29am
Future Presidential Mass Debates
Maybe the two sides could have a proper debate, this time with different Big Dave's sensible ground rules:
1. Each candidate and the moderator is fitted with an electronic shocker or shot with a taser.
2.This electrification shot would follow any negative personal comment to the other candidate or their families.
3. It would follow any negative comments about the other side of the house
4. It would follow from any negative comments about the country and its flag
5. It would follow any negative comment whatsoever
6. It would follow any explicit or...
1. Each candidate and the moderator is fitted with an electronic shocker or shot with a taser.
2.This electrification shot would follow any negative personal comment to the other candidate or their families.
3. It would follow any negative comments about the other side of the house
4. It would follow from any negative comments about the country and its flag
5. It would follow any negative comment whatsoever
6. It would follow any explicit or...
#politics
#parody
#funny
597 reads
4 Comments
Pimp2ThaFuture04
Poem Published
27th Jun 2020 2:17pm
27th Jun 2020 2:17pm
Sweet Tooth
#parody
#funny
#sensual #sexy
#sensual #sexy
766 reads
11 Comments
David_Macleod
14397816
14397816
Poem Published
20th Mar 2020 1:18pm
20th Mar 2020 1:18pm
Chapter 24 "Stroking"
#parody
#funny
#prose #myself
#prose #myself
566 reads
3 Comments
EdibleWords
Poem Published
12th Mar 2020 8:48pm
12th Mar 2020 8:48pm
Mary Walker (parody of Sally Walker, by Iggy )
Ahavati I need a read, I can go off on, ooh
Lil' Mary Walker, I asked her for some ink
She alwa' kno what to do, so she jumped in to comment
Lil' Mary Walker, I asked her for some ink
She alwa' kno what to do, so she jumped in to comment
I said go on, girl, do your thang (go)
Do your thang (go), do your thang (go)
Go on, girl, do your thang (go), do your thang (go), stop (go)
Go on, girl, do your thang (go)
Do your thang (go), do your thang (go)
Go on, girl, do your thang (go), do your thang (go), drop (go) ...
Lil' Mary Walker, I asked her for some ink
She alwa' kno what to do, so she jumped in to comment
Lil' Mary Walker, I asked her for some ink
She alwa' kno what to do, so she jumped in to comment
I said go on, girl, do your thang (go)
Do your thang (go), do your thang (go)
Go on, girl, do your thang (go), do your thang (go), stop (go)
Go on, girl, do your thang (go)
Do your thang (go), do your thang (go)
Go on, girl, do your thang (go), do your thang (go), drop (go) ...
#parody
#rap
502 reads
9 Comments
EdibleWords
Poem Published
27th Jan 2020 5:51am
27th Jan 2020 5:51am
Heheee ho hum.... parody for Vamps
Sharp was the pain
of my ice cream headache
As a new dawn is night
I was really alright
Corrupt confusion
at my contusion
grabbing for my
falling ice cream spoon!
Suffering Earths final plight
my ice cream was
heat deaths delight
Done with the drive through
Silence of dusk
Repetitive waves
of repeated junk food
Shimmering silver
crumpled burger wrappers
My indulgence
the jesuits plague
Romulus standing
Alone and shadowed
Remus...
of my ice cream headache
As a new dawn is night
I was really alright
Corrupt confusion
at my contusion
grabbing for my
falling ice cream spoon!
Suffering Earths final plight
my ice cream was
heat deaths delight
Done with the drive through
Silence of dusk
Repetitive waves
of repeated junk food
Shimmering silver
crumpled burger wrappers
My indulgence
the jesuits plague
Romulus standing
Alone and shadowed
Remus...
#parody
#funny
423 reads
0 Comments
EdibleWords
Poem Published
26th Jan 2020 9:11pm
26th Jan 2020 9:11pm
Self Roast - The Poetry of Marriage
I like my marriage like my poetry
...creatively whole, with no strictures
so don't stifle my hobbies!
Like, I want the whole idea ugly big
not my chosen golden brick
Tiny and tight only sometimes fits the gig
Like what works for my hottie, short and thick
Big enough to hold the whole
(Whole.... I said!)
But chopped down to only its role
What? You expected more?
Nobody struggles with all
the left out words
Spill the beans!
No rhymy lacing on idea turds
It won't make what it means! ...
...creatively whole, with no strictures
so don't stifle my hobbies!
Like, I want the whole idea ugly big
not my chosen golden brick
Tiny and tight only sometimes fits the gig
Like what works for my hottie, short and thick
Big enough to hold the whole
(Whole.... I said!)
But chopped down to only its role
What? You expected more?
Nobody struggles with all
the left out words
Spill the beans!
No rhymy lacing on idea turds
It won't make what it means! ...
#marriage
#parody
#funny #LifeAsAWriter
#funny #LifeAsAWriter
454 reads
1 Comment
EdibleWords
Poem Published
25th Jan 2020 11:47pm
25th Jan 2020 11:47pm
Breath Chant - Mint for Me (parody for johnnyblaze)
Honey bee
light on your wings
Breath-chant - Mint for me
Garlic Pot Pie
admit defeat
Now look for a mint...
You too, Johnny Dent
After meal spent
Breath challenges our fun
because garlic
is smelly to eat
while all the mints
are hardly butterscotchin'
like, don't breath on me, brush tongue
Heartburn backflows the meat
on ya breath - target it
yanno?
I thought so.
What's that...
light on your wings
Breath-chant - Mint for me
Garlic Pot Pie
admit defeat
Now look for a mint...
You too, Johnny Dent
After meal spent
Breath challenges our fun
because garlic
is smelly to eat
while all the mints
are hardly butterscotchin'
like, don't breath on me, brush tongue
Heartburn backflows the meat
on ya breath - target it
yanno?
I thought so.
What's that...
#funny
#rap
#parody
538 reads
4 Comments
EdibleWords
Poem Published
8th Jan 2020 2:14am
8th Jan 2020 2:14am
Grannypig in a Web - Mel Won't Bite
Mel used almost no brain power to respond, after climbing to the mountain, drinking from the fountain, and so much more only to realize certain parts of civil life offended her inner savage beyond tolerable limits, including her fallible local credit system. “No way. After our last adventure with Chaz, no more! We agreed. We share Grandpa's farm and I won't risk it again. Not even with vids going gangbusters. We are still making money with ads, right?”
“Not really anymore, no. Sorry. Do you think your black-ops guys had anything to do with it? Our view counts seem to have reset,...
“Not really anymore, no. Sorry. Do you think your black-ops guys had anything to do with it? Our view counts seem to have reset,...
#parody
#satirical
#funny
496 reads
4 Comments
EdibleWords
Poem Published
6th Jan 2020 7:20pm
6th Jan 2020 7:20pm
Grannypig in a Web - For the Love of Prefab Mansions!
Mel is sitting in her yard feeling defeated, absently eating an apple on a tree stump in her apple orchard near the old barn her grandpa built with his own hands before she was even born.
Daddy Farmer walks up to her.
“Hey, sis! I thought maybe you lost your phone. Glad I found you out here.” He greets her absently as he gazes around, as though looking for something.
“Stop looking.” She says, without looking up, and fishing her phone out of her large checkered, button-up shirt it looks like she borrowed from his wardrobe. “Don't tell me if you...
Daddy Farmer walks up to her.
“Hey, sis! I thought maybe you lost your phone. Glad I found you out here.” He greets her absently as he gazes around, as though looking for something.
“Stop looking.” She says, without looking up, and fishing her phone out of her large checkered, button-up shirt it looks like she borrowed from his wardrobe. “Don't tell me if you...
#parody
#satirical
#funny
417 reads
0 Comments
BigVirge
Big Virge
Big Virge
Poem Published
4th Jan 2020 11:47pm
4th Jan 2020 11:47pm
"The Dark Wars" ... A Poem written by Big Virge 16/4/2017
Now Of COURSE I TOLD George ... !!!
About The ... " DARK Wars " ... !!!!
Before He Had Cause ...
To Take Me To Court .... !!!!!
Now By This I'm Meaning ...
That I Had Some Thoughts ...
About Some ... " Dark Wars " ...
That NEED ... " Movie Screenings " ... !!!
BLACK Actors OF COURSE ... !!!!
Born From African Shores ... !!!
Now For Star Wars Fans ....
Who Have PROBLEMS With That ...
Just Relax And Ease Back ...
Cos I'm A BIG Star Wars Fan ... !!!!
But Dark Wars Would Draw ... ...
About The ... " DARK Wars " ... !!!!
Before He Had Cause ...
To Take Me To Court .... !!!!!
Now By This I'm Meaning ...
That I Had Some Thoughts ...
About Some ... " Dark Wars " ...
That NEED ... " Movie Screenings " ... !!!
BLACK Actors OF COURSE ... !!!!
Born From African Shores ... !!!
Now For Star Wars Fans ....
Who Have PROBLEMS With That ...
Just Relax And Ease Back ...
Cos I'm A BIG Star Wars Fan ... !!!!
But Dark Wars Would Draw ... ...
#rhyming
#parody
#Fanfiction #ShortStory
#Fanfiction #ShortStory
523 reads
1 Comment
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