Long Parody Poems
#parody
Dillweed or Dickweed
Hi. Today I'm going to discuss these two weeds.
What is Dill Weed?
Dill Weed is an herb that belongs to the Apiaceae family. It's native to the Mediterranean region and used in numerous cuisines worldwide.
Example- Stir in the beef stew, water, potatoes, carrots, corn, salt, pepper & Dill Weed.
What is a Dillweed? A Dillweed is an inept, foolish, buffoon or an incapable jackass!
Example- Look at this Dillweed, he forgot to put shoes on before going to work.
What is Dick Weed?
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What is Dill Weed?
Dill Weed is an herb that belongs to the Apiaceae family. It's native to the Mediterranean region and used in numerous cuisines worldwide.
Example- Stir in the beef stew, water, potatoes, carrots, corn, salt, pepper & Dill Weed.
What is a Dillweed? A Dillweed is an inept, foolish, buffoon or an incapable jackass!
Example- Look at this Dillweed, he forgot to put shoes on before going to work.
What is Dick Weed?
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#parody
#satirical
#nonfiction
30 reads
3 Comments
It Feels Sooo Good When You Ace Me
Ahh.. tell me my love how do I feel in your hand
You have to play me soft, when I sit on my tower, yes, I am needed when you use me in a spread
My favorite pastime, a Royal Flush, and you are playing me against the house
You will get the payout, as I lay bare on the table for all eyes to marvel in your Lady Luck
Mmm… my everyone knows I am naughty, when best suited between the Big Joker and the King of Spade
You can relish my blessed touch, when you are begging to watch that instant glory when my soft curves pair with the King..
That magical number of 21...
You have to play me soft, when I sit on my tower, yes, I am needed when you use me in a spread
My favorite pastime, a Royal Flush, and you are playing me against the house
You will get the payout, as I lay bare on the table for all eyes to marvel in your Lady Luck
Mmm… my everyone knows I am naughty, when best suited between the Big Joker and the King of Spade
You can relish my blessed touch, when you are begging to watch that instant glory when my soft curves pair with the King..
That magical number of 21...
#sun
#water
#parody
#lover
#seductive
225 reads
5 Comments
A Juju's Doll Cursed Lustful Heat
No right man wants a demoness' frothy pus in heat
Hot to the touch, regurgitated as a divine feat
How many licks does it take before the masses know you are nothing but Lucifer’s deranged trick
Old enough to be slave, where is your master
Hebrew laws states no more alabaster
Around here floating on your broken broom, what can you offer
That you cannot get, I can only assume from your limb pleasing spouse, but sadness gloom and doom
Not the right God you serve
We are...
Hot to the touch, regurgitated as a divine feat
How many licks does it take before the masses know you are nothing but Lucifer’s deranged trick
Old enough to be slave, where is your master
Hebrew laws states no more alabaster
Around here floating on your broken broom, what can you offer
That you cannot get, I can only assume from your limb pleasing spouse, but sadness gloom and doom
Not the right God you serve
We are...
#dark
#war
#parody
195 reads
A Pause For Mr Claus
#dark
#holiday
#parody
57 reads
1 Comment
The Second Coming of George Santos
The first time he ran
He was too humble by half.
He could have boasted
Of his GED and certificates
Of participation
But didn’t for obvious reasons.
Just a humble kid
From the wrong side of the truth tracks.
The story he must have fantasized
As he licked his wounded psyche
After that first attempt
Was bizarre but nothing compared
To Jim Jordan’s blind eye
Re the sexual assaults in the showers,
MTG’s Jew-ish space lasers,
Gosar’s assault on AOC,
Boebert’s hubby with his
Wanna-see-my-dick....
He was too humble by half.
He could have boasted
Of his GED and certificates
Of participation
But didn’t for obvious reasons.
Just a humble kid
From the wrong side of the truth tracks.
The story he must have fantasized
As he licked his wounded psyche
After that first attempt
Was bizarre but nothing compared
To Jim Jordan’s blind eye
Re the sexual assaults in the showers,
MTG’s Jew-ish space lasers,
Gosar’s assault on AOC,
Boebert’s hubby with his
Wanna-see-my-dick....
#lies
#betrayal
#parody
#satirical
#deception
212 reads
6 Comments
Cleanin' Out My Sarcophagus
look
if you had one shot, or one opportunity
to diss your mummy
would you take it or just let it slip?
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yo, come with me for a second to 1352 B.C
before I ever had to seek therapy
my mum, she was a cruel queen of the Nile
force fed me lies
had me swimming in all kinds of denial
if only I had a clue of what she was up to
enslaving our people just to build her temples
released a curse on the earth
a 200 year plague to boot
but worst of all is how neglectful she was
always off with a different peasant dude
if only...
if you had one shot, or one opportunity
to diss your mummy
would you take it or just let it slip?
-
yo, come with me for a second to 1352 B.C
before I ever had to seek therapy
my mum, she was a cruel queen of the Nile
force fed me lies
had me swimming in all kinds of denial
if only I had a clue of what she was up to
enslaving our people just to build her temples
released a curse on the earth
a 200 year plague to boot
but worst of all is how neglectful she was
always off with a different peasant dude
if only...
#Halloween
#parody
#funny
330 reads
2 Comments
Slaughtering Song Lyrics / Unusual Remixes
Part 1:
Aladdin’s “A Whole New World”
+ “Reading Rainbow” mashup.
Books can show you the world
Shining, shimmering, splendid
Tell me, honest, now when did
You last dream of books to buy?
Books can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over, sideways and under
On a magic carpet ride
A whole new world
A new fantastic book to read
No one to tell us “No!”
Or question us
“You sure you need another?”
A whole new book
A dazzling place we never knew ...
Aladdin’s “A Whole New World”
+ “Reading Rainbow” mashup.
Books can show you the world
Shining, shimmering, splendid
Tell me, honest, now when did
You last dream of books to buy?
Books can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over, sideways and under
On a magic carpet ride
A whole new world
A new fantastic book to read
No one to tell us “No!”
Or question us
“You sure you need another?”
A whole new book
A dazzling place we never knew ...
#lyrics
#parody
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#PopCulture
366 reads
4 Comments
Mm.. The Prince Is Having A Ball…
#erotic
#parody
#satirical #passion
#satirical #passion
403 reads
14 Comments
The Followers of the Wad
a parody of cosmic horror
The terror was unaccountable, and I should know, I'm an accountant. When I came down to Essex, I didn't foresee the grim spectres that would assail me, not the least of which was a dishevelled chap in the Clacton McDonald's, screaming that he just wanted his chicken nuggets and didn't know anything about a needle in the toilet bowl. Poor mad soul, I thought, and offered to find him sanctuary at a local church or charity hostel. He spat at and called me a "right nonce," which I took to be a dialectic way of affirming gratitude. At that point, however, he...
The terror was unaccountable, and I should know, I'm an accountant. When I came down to Essex, I didn't foresee the grim spectres that would assail me, not the least of which was a dishevelled chap in the Clacton McDonald's, screaming that he just wanted his chicken nuggets and didn't know anything about a needle in the toilet bowl. Poor mad soul, I thought, and offered to find him sanctuary at a local church or charity hostel. He spat at and called me a "right nonce," which I took to be a dialectic way of affirming gratitude. At that point, however, he...
#evil
#parody
220 reads
6 Comments
Posie K
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I tried to hide my colorful addiction
In the comfort of my brownstone
My silent obsession lay bare in front of me, craving the color of the newest rendition
Rocking in my bed, leg twitching, waiting for the crack of dawn
Willing the need for the hunger to be gone
Metamorphosing from a sleepy head
Once I rose from my Queen Size bed
A full blown sultry diva to welcome the calling of the birds’ morning song
Panting in...
4.7 star rating 332 Reviews
$29.00 USD
I tried to hide my colorful addiction
In the comfort of my brownstone
My silent obsession lay bare in front of me, craving the color of the newest rendition
Rocking in my bed, leg twitching, waiting for the crack of dawn
Willing the need for the hunger to be gone
Metamorphosing from a sleepy head
Once I rose from my Queen Size bed
A full blown sultry diva to welcome the calling of the birds’ morning song
Panting in...
#parody
#satirical
#vanity
1121 reads
14 Comments
Future Presidential Mass Debates
Maybe the two sides could have a proper debate, this time with different Big Dave's sensible ground rules:
1. Each candidate and the moderator is fitted with an electronic shocker or shot with a taser.
2.This electrification shot would follow any negative personal comment to the other candidate or their families.
3. It would follow any negative comments about the other side of the house
4. It would follow from any negative comments about the country and its flag
5. It would follow any negative comment whatsoever
6. It would follow any explicit or...
1. Each candidate and the moderator is fitted with an electronic shocker or shot with a taser.
2.This electrification shot would follow any negative personal comment to the other candidate or their families.
3. It would follow any negative comments about the other side of the house
4. It would follow from any negative comments about the country and its flag
5. It would follow any negative comment whatsoever
6. It would follow any explicit or...
#politics
#parody
#funny
497 reads
4 Comments
Sweet Tooth
#parody
#funny
#sensual #sexy
#sensual #sexy
672 reads
11 Comments
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