Short Parody Poems
#parody
A Turn Of The Screw
There is no historical evidence
Of Archimedes
Second screw
But it has been suggested
Namely by me
That his second lover
Found Archimedes
To be quite smelly
And that her parting words
Were
You reeka!
by Jemia
Of Archimedes
Second screw
But it has been suggested
Namely by me
That his second lover
Found Archimedes
To be quite smelly
And that her parting words
Were
You reeka!
by Jemia
#funny
#historical
#parody #satirical
#parody #satirical
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Limerick
There once was a fella called George
Whose anus was like Cheddar Gorge.
With stalagmites filled
The party mood chilled
As a gusher his pucker did forge.
Whose anus was like Cheddar Gorge.
With stalagmites filled
The party mood chilled
As a gusher his pucker did forge.
#parody
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WEIRDOS
What you looking else for?
I'm talking about you and I!
Weirdos!!!
I'm talking about you and I!
Weirdos!!!
#parody
#satirical
#funny
154 reads
4 Comments
keep it simple, stupid
when writing poetry
it's good not to get
too wordy sometimes
...so there
it's good not to get
too wordy sometimes
...so there
#parody
314 reads
10 Comments
Mathematical Mistress
8 x 4 = 32
Long legs x fourplay = she is going to calculate then mindfuck you!
Long legs x fourplay = she is going to calculate then mindfuck you!
#inspirational
#parody
#funny
#monsters
#minimalist
338 reads
2 Comments
Long And Lovely
Visual- Oh those legs....
#women
#parody
#satirical #vanity
#satirical #vanity
503 reads
15 Comments
Maria's Funeral
She died
on her 25th birthday
- or, so she claimed -
Her fury
didn't fit
inside the casket...
... And,
they burned her
- besides, it was her last wish -
Worms
scared her to death...
on her 25th birthday
- or, so she claimed -
Her fury
didn't fit
inside the casket...
... And,
they burned her
- besides, it was her last wish -
Worms
scared her to death...
#parody
399 reads
8 Comments
Watch Your Step
Leaving the premises,
he knew,
the shit
he was stepping on
was all
his own...
Yet,
he couldn't stop
looking back...
he knew,
the shit
he was stepping on
was all
his own...
Yet,
he couldn't stop
looking back...
#parody
402 reads
4 Comments
Narcissus
At the edge of applause
where nostalgia's ugly face lurks
mirrors begin to crack
Figures
of glass particles
form
A universe
cuts
itself
where nostalgia's ugly face lurks
mirrors begin to crack
Figures
of glass particles
form
A universe
cuts
itself
#parody
#philosophical
529 reads
7 Comments
2021
Point
of many returns...
Stranded...
Without
a two way
ticket...
of many returns...
Stranded...
Without
a two way
ticket...
#parody
470 reads
2 Comments
goldsmith would have laughed
I love the eighteenth century
comedy of
manners, she said,
as I suddenly farted during act one
scene three
comedy of
manners, she said,
as I suddenly farted during act one
scene three
#parody
336 reads
3 Comments
Woman Collecting
Woman collecting
miscellaneous reasons
and few hornet bites...
miscellaneous reasons
and few hornet bites...
#haiku
#parody
479 reads
2 Comments
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