Long Parody Poems
#parody
missjem56
Poem Published
29th Nov 2024 7:01pm
29th Nov 2024 7:01pm
A Distorted History Of Dance!
I was reminiscing one night
At myself, in my early thirties
And an assortment of work colleagues
On a night out
Eventually finding ourselves in a nightclub
I wasn't someone that boogied regularly
But i did have a hidden dance move
So when the right sort of tune was played
I entered the arena of the dance floor
And began to cossack!
I was unexpectedly applauded!
Anyway, quintessential to cossacking
Are strong legs, and good balance
I can't cossack now, but still test my crouching skills ...
At myself, in my early thirties
And an assortment of work colleagues
On a night out
Eventually finding ourselves in a nightclub
I wasn't someone that boogied regularly
But i did have a hidden dance move
So when the right sort of tune was played
I entered the arena of the dance floor
And began to cossack!
I was unexpectedly applauded!
Anyway, quintessential to cossacking
Are strong legs, and good balance
I can't cossack now, but still test my crouching skills ...
#dance
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#parody
#satirical
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DamianDeadLove
Poem Published
27th Nov 2024 8:22am
27th Nov 2024 8:22am
Thanksgiving At DeadLove Manor
Hello, my brothers and sisters who occupy this creative writing atmosphere. Where the poets/poetesses are known for their hospitality here at DU. Cast your mind with me, folks. I’m gonna try something a little different, you’re all invited to Thanksgiving Dinner here at DeadLove Manor.
A turkey with all the trimmings and every side dish your mind could imagine. A dessert table filled with pies of many fillings and flavors. Wait a minute! That’s traditional and all, but we’re writers damn it. We march to our own drum, we’re anything but predictable.
I say we...
A turkey with all the trimmings and every side dish your mind could imagine. A dessert table filled with pies of many fillings and flavors. Wait a minute! That’s traditional and all, but we’re writers damn it. We march to our own drum, we’re anything but predictable.
I say we...
#DeepUndergroundPoetry
#family
#funny #parody
#funny #parody
192 reads
30 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
21st Sep 2024 3:18am
21st Sep 2024 3:18am
The Pigeon Diet, Or Deity?
I heard a knocking upon my door. I was terrified, as it was my bedroom door inside my flat, not my front door. I called out nervously, "Who's there!" I thought i heard what sounded like a whispered "Choo". Odd name, i thought, and what on earth were they doing in my flat?
I picked up a heavy glass ball, and approached the door, with it clasped in my hand, as i opened the door quickly, glass ball in raised hand at the ready. Right in front of me, stood a giant pigeon, approximately 5 foot high!
As you can imagine, i was completely taken aback, at seeing a giant...
I picked up a heavy glass ball, and approached the door, with it clasped in my hand, as i opened the door quickly, glass ball in raised hand at the ready. Right in front of me, stood a giant pigeon, approximately 5 foot high!
As you can imagine, i was completely taken aback, at seeing a giant...
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#LifeStruggles #parody
#LifeStruggles #parody
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missjem56
Poem Published
18th Jul 2024 5:01pm
18th Jul 2024 5:01pm
The Cycloptic Pixie
The mother, was orphaned at a very young age
So knew nothing of her parentage
Or that one of them, was part pixie
And the other, part cyclops
So thus, the inner child within the mothers womb
Was effectively, A one-eyed pixie
This child, also had an inner eye
Ordinarilly referred to as the third eye
But in this case, was the second eye
None of which
Would make little sense, to an average human
As most would have two eyes already
And couldn't comprehend
A cycloptic pixie with an inner eye!
Unfortunately
In the case of...
So knew nothing of her parentage
Or that one of them, was part pixie
And the other, part cyclops
So thus, the inner child within the mothers womb
Was effectively, A one-eyed pixie
This child, also had an inner eye
Ordinarilly referred to as the third eye
But in this case, was the second eye
None of which
Would make little sense, to an average human
As most would have two eyes already
And couldn't comprehend
A cycloptic pixie with an inner eye!
Unfortunately
In the case of...
#funny
#parody
#satirical #surreal
#satirical #surreal
72 reads
0 Comments
DampKitten
Poem Published
17th Jun 2024 5:44am
17th Jun 2024 5:44am
Not Quite Breakfast at Tiffany's
There’s a Tiger named Tony with his frosted corn flakes
who sits in my kitchen and yells that they’re GRRRREAT!
My ears are still ringing when a green leprechaun
jumps up on the table without a stitch on.
“I’m magically delicious!” He’s waving his arms.
“I want to get Lucky. Have a taste of my Charms!”
Cap’N Crunch pulls his sword and gives it a swing.
The leprechaun panics. “He’s cut off my thing!”
There’s a bird by my window with a colorful beak
“That midget’s a Froot Loop and the captain’s a freak,”
he says as he...
who sits in my kitchen and yells that they’re GRRRREAT!
My ears are still ringing when a green leprechaun
jumps up on the table without a stitch on.
“I’m magically delicious!” He’s waving his arms.
“I want to get Lucky. Have a taste of my Charms!”
Cap’N Crunch pulls his sword and gives it a swing.
The leprechaun panics. “He’s cut off my thing!”
There’s a bird by my window with a colorful beak
“That midget’s a Froot Loop and the captain’s a freak,”
he says as he...
#food
#funny
#parody
399 reads
22 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
28th Mar 2024 7:24pm
28th Mar 2024 7:24pm
Dillweed or Dickweed
Hi. Today I'm going to discuss these two weeds.
What is Dill Weed?
Dill Weed is an herb that belongs to the Apiaceae family. It's native to the Mediterranean region and used in numerous cuisines worldwide.
Example- Stir in the beef stew, water, potatoes, carrots, corn, salt, pepper & Dill Weed.
What is a Dillweed? A Dillweed is an inept, foolish, buffoon or an incapable jackass!
Example- Look at this Dillweed, he forgot to put shoes on before going to work.
What is Dick Weed?
...
What is Dill Weed?
Dill Weed is an herb that belongs to the Apiaceae family. It's native to the Mediterranean region and used in numerous cuisines worldwide.
Example- Stir in the beef stew, water, potatoes, carrots, corn, salt, pepper & Dill Weed.
What is a Dillweed? A Dillweed is an inept, foolish, buffoon or an incapable jackass!
Example- Look at this Dillweed, he forgot to put shoes on before going to work.
What is Dick Weed?
...
#parody
#satirical
#nonfiction
236 reads
10 Comments
SweetKittyCat5
Poem Published
5th Feb 2024 8:40pm
5th Feb 2024 8:40pm
It Feels Sooo Good When You Ace Me
Ahh.. tell me my love how do I feel in your hand
You have to play me soft, when I sit on my tower, yes, I am needed when you use me in a spread
My favorite pastime, a Royal Flush, and you are playing me against the house
You will get the payout, as I lay bare on the table for all eyes to marvel in your Lady Luck
Mmm… my everyone knows I am naughty, when best suited between the Big Joker and the King of Spade
You can relish my blessed touch, when you are begging to watch that instant glory when my soft curves pair with the King..
That magical number of 21...
You have to play me soft, when I sit on my tower, yes, I am needed when you use me in a spread
My favorite pastime, a Royal Flush, and you are playing me against the house
You will get the payout, as I lay bare on the table for all eyes to marvel in your Lady Luck
Mmm… my everyone knows I am naughty, when best suited between the Big Joker and the King of Spade
You can relish my blessed touch, when you are begging to watch that instant glory when my soft curves pair with the King..
That magical number of 21...
#sun
#water
#parody
#lover
#seductive
349 reads
5 Comments
The_Nun_Runner
Poem Published
5th Dec 2023 3:08am
5th Dec 2023 3:08am
A Juju's Doll Cursed Lustful Heat
No right man wants a demoness' frothy pus in heat
Hot to the touch, regurgitated as a divine feat
How many licks does it take before the masses know you are nothing but Lucifer’s deranged trick
Old enough to be slave, where is your master
Hebrew laws states no more alabaster
Around here floating on your broken broom, what can you offer
That you cannot get, I can only assume from your limb pleasing spouse, but sadness gloom and doom
Not the right God you serve
We are...
Hot to the touch, regurgitated as a divine feat
How many licks does it take before the masses know you are nothing but Lucifer’s deranged trick
Old enough to be slave, where is your master
Hebrew laws states no more alabaster
Around here floating on your broken broom, what can you offer
That you cannot get, I can only assume from your limb pleasing spouse, but sadness gloom and doom
Not the right God you serve
We are...
#dark
#war
#parody
326 reads
DevilsChild
Poem Published
30th Oct 2022 4:38am
30th Oct 2022 4:38am
Cleanin' Out My Sarcophagus
look
if you had one shot, or one opportunity
to diss your mummy
would you take it or just let it slip?
-
yo, come with me for a second to 1352 B.C
before I ever had to seek therapy
my mum, she was a cruel queen of the Nile
force fed me lies
had me swimming in all kinds of denial
if only I had a clue of what she was up to
enslaving our people just to build her temples
released a curse on the earth
a 200 year plague to boot
but worst of all is how neglectful she was
always off with a different peasant dude
if only...
if you had one shot, or one opportunity
to diss your mummy
would you take it or just let it slip?
-
yo, come with me for a second to 1352 B.C
before I ever had to seek therapy
my mum, she was a cruel queen of the Nile
force fed me lies
had me swimming in all kinds of denial
if only I had a clue of what she was up to
enslaving our people just to build her temples
released a curse on the earth
a 200 year plague to boot
but worst of all is how neglectful she was
always off with a different peasant dude
if only...
#Halloween
#parody
#funny
385 reads
2 Comments
nightbirdblue
Poem Published
11th Aug 2022 3:01pm
11th Aug 2022 3:01pm
Slaughtering Song Lyrics / Unusual Remixes
Part 1:
Aladdin’s “A Whole New World”
+ “Reading Rainbow” mashup.
Books can show you the world
Shining, shimmering, splendid
Tell me, honest, now when did
You last dream of books to buy?
Books can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over, sideways and under
On a magic carpet ride
A whole new world
A new fantastic book to read
No one to tell us “No!”
Or question us
“You sure you need another?”
A whole new book
A dazzling place we never knew ...
Aladdin’s “A Whole New World”
+ “Reading Rainbow” mashup.
Books can show you the world
Shining, shimmering, splendid
Tell me, honest, now when did
You last dream of books to buy?
Books can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over, sideways and under
On a magic carpet ride
A whole new world
A new fantastic book to read
No one to tell us “No!”
Or question us
“You sure you need another?”
A whole new book
A dazzling place we never knew ...
#lyrics
#parody
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#PopCulture
426 reads
4 Comments
SweetKittyCat5
Poem Published
15th Nov 2021 00:57am
15th Nov 2021 00:57am
Mm.. The Prince Is Having A Ball…
#erotic
#parody
#satirical #passion
#satirical #passion
449 reads
14 Comments
The_Silly_Sibyl
Jack Thomas
Jack Thomas
Poem Published
10th Jun 2021 2:52pm
10th Jun 2021 2:52pm
The Followers of the Wad
a parody of cosmic horror
The terror was unaccountable, and I should know, I'm an accountant. When I came down to Essex, I didn't foresee the grim spectres that would assail me, not the least of which was a dishevelled chap in the Clacton McDonald's, screaming that he just wanted his chicken nuggets and didn't know anything about a needle in the toilet bowl. Poor mad soul, I thought, and offered to find him sanctuary at a local church or charity hostel. He spat at and called me a "right nonce," which I took to be a dialectic way of affirming gratitude. At that point, however, he...
The terror was unaccountable, and I should know, I'm an accountant. When I came down to Essex, I didn't foresee the grim spectres that would assail me, not the least of which was a dishevelled chap in the Clacton McDonald's, screaming that he just wanted his chicken nuggets and didn't know anything about a needle in the toilet bowl. Poor mad soul, I thought, and offered to find him sanctuary at a local church or charity hostel. He spat at and called me a "right nonce," which I took to be a dialectic way of affirming gratitude. At that point, however, he...
#evil
#parody
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6 Comments
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