Parody Seeking Honest Critique Poems
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parody seeking honest critique poems. Honest feedback has been requested for these poems.
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
6th Oct 2024 10:57am
6th Oct 2024 10:57am
Dial 1-900-VoI-Poem
Hey for a good time you can call me
I respond to Keith or Vision of Insanity
I'll meet you at your place or mine
We can have unprotected sex or commit a crime
I'll take you out to dinner, any place but fast food
That shit ain't real, it all looks partially chewed
If you wanna just chill and watch a movie
Sounds good to me, I'll make you a green smoothie
An extra bonus if you enjoy writing a poem or a story
We'll collaborate together, love, sadness or something gory
Hit me up and we'll make some plans
Woman only, sorry if your a man
I respond to Keith or Vision of Insanity
I'll meet you at your place or mine
We can have unprotected sex or commit a crime
I'll take you out to dinner, any place but fast food
That shit ain't real, it all looks partially chewed
If you wanna just chill and watch a movie
Sounds good to me, I'll make you a green smoothie
An extra bonus if you enjoy writing a poem or a story
We'll collaborate together, love, sadness or something gory
Hit me up and we'll make some plans
Woman only, sorry if your a man
#parody
#rhyming
#satirical
109 reads
10 Comments
MySmile
Besma
Besma
Poem Published
3rd Oct 2024 9:49pm
3rd Oct 2024 9:49pm
Mrs Doubtfire And Mr Bloomfield
Mrs Doubtfire
There was an old woman named Doubtfire
Who dreamed to own and rule an empire
What if she could marry
Young why would she hurry
She broke the rule and had to retire.
Mr Bloomfield
There was a young man whose name Bloomfield
For his family he was a shield
He suffered a burnout
With a huge pain of doubt
Bloomfield and Doubtfire caught in the field.
There was an old woman named Doubtfire
Who dreamed to own and rule an empire
What if she could marry
Young why would she hurry
She broke the rule and had to retire.
Mr Bloomfield
There was a young man whose name Bloomfield
For his family he was a shield
He suffered a burnout
With a huge pain of doubt
Bloomfield and Doubtfire caught in the field.
#funny
#limerick
#parody
86 reads
2 Comments
poeticdelight
Hamid
Hamid
Poem Published
3rd Oct 2024 1:06pm
3rd Oct 2024 1:06pm
A Gibberish Flaberdish
SORRY FOR THIS PICTURE, BUT I HAVE TO
stragnited by the musticated skuf thimp !!!
postigated in the crinsh of the wimp ??
some scoons, to take the farkish tuk
have recharned tuffer in my spining glyph ........?
*****
hamperdoth, the koven fawn by miswin !!!
ferti ferti, in this turdiest surpin tapher ,??? !!!!
scamper the forth bashtuk in hardwerd
and left the turdy speedle in the hurd
*****
zora tora flasped in the deep shlagger
saffed his burwal in eeves vast tapper ...
stragnited by the musticated skuf thimp !!!
postigated in the crinsh of the wimp ??
some scoons, to take the farkish tuk
have recharned tuffer in my spining glyph ........?
*****
hamperdoth, the koven fawn by miswin !!!
ferti ferti, in this turdiest surpin tapher ,??? !!!!
scamper the forth bashtuk in hardwerd
and left the turdy speedle in the hurd
*****
zora tora flasped in the deep shlagger
saffed his burwal in eeves vast tapper ...
#anger
#anxiety
#apathy
#parody
#satirical
119 reads
4 Comments
poeticdelight
Hamid
Hamid
Poem Published
2nd Oct 2024 1:51pm
2nd Oct 2024 1:51pm
Some Funny Wisdom
Ant and grasshopper
The grasshopper spent the summer singing
Winter came, he went to friend ant begging
Sweet ant, can you give me a bite?
Bite !? bite your lower lip, now Scat !!!
Mate, you take your guitar, and start dancing
Volcano
There once was a woman from Khartoum
Who wanted to sing like Oum Kaltoum
She started with soprano
it sounded like volcano
That Oum Kaltoum woke up from her tomb
The grasshopper spent the summer singing
Winter came, he went to friend ant begging
Sweet ant, can you give me a bite?
Bite !? bite your lower lip, now Scat !!!
Mate, you take your guitar, and start dancing
Volcano
There once was a woman from Khartoum
Who wanted to sing like Oum Kaltoum
She started with soprano
it sounded like volcano
That Oum Kaltoum woke up from her tomb
#funny
#limerick
#parody
93 reads
8 Comments
ExercisingDemons
Poem Published
27th Aug 2024 2:17am
27th Aug 2024 2:17am
Movie Buff Talk
The sentence I would like to say
-”I like the part in the hobbit when Smaug
climbs down his gold pile, then they try
to trap him in gold but he breaks out
and flies towards the town saying,
I am fire, I am smoke,
I am death”
Here is what happens
-I like the part in the hobbit...
-WHICH ONE?
-the second one
-WHAT'S THAT CALLED?
-the desolation of smaug
-WHAT ARE THE OTHER 2 CALLED?
-uh, unexpected journey and
the batttle of the five armies
...
-”I like the part in the hobbit when Smaug
climbs down his gold pile, then they try
to trap him in gold but he breaks out
and flies towards the town saying,
I am fire, I am smoke,
I am death”
Here is what happens
-I like the part in the hobbit...
-WHICH ONE?
-the second one
-WHAT'S THAT CALLED?
-the desolation of smaug
-WHAT ARE THE OTHER 2 CALLED?
-uh, unexpected journey and
the batttle of the five armies
...
#dialogue
#funny
#parody #satirical
#parody #satirical
130 reads
2 Comments
MiaMyo
Poem Published
20th Jul 2024 2:37pm
20th Jul 2024 2:37pm
Embrace The View
I used to see rainbows in everything, around everything.
I thought, wow...that's awesome.
Everything is beautiful ❤️
As it turns out, it was just glaucoma.
I thought, wow...that's awesome.
Everything is beautiful ❤️
As it turns out, it was just glaucoma.
#parody
109 reads
4 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
12th Jul 2024 8:22pm
12th Jul 2024 8:22pm
Come & Get It!!!
Y'all like my big black BBQ grill that's 9 x 9
Raise my own steers and hogs
Slaughter, slice, and eat all the time
I'm a meat eaten motherfucker 3 squares a day
Give me a weak defenseless creature
And I'll make them pay
See the flames flickering and crackling
As they dance on flesh
Trimmed & lean USDA
We demand the best
Naked nubiles dance by firelight
As we wait to eat
Serve it up on gilded platters
Rare & saucy sweet
Raise my own steers and hogs
Slaughter, slice, and eat all the time
I'm a meat eaten motherfucker 3 squares a day
Give me a weak defenseless creature
And I'll make them pay
See the flames flickering and crackling
As they dance on flesh
Trimmed & lean USDA
We demand the best
Naked nubiles dance by firelight
As we wait to eat
Serve it up on gilded platters
Rare & saucy sweet
#animals
#food
#parody #satirical
#parody #satirical
114 reads
4 Comments
Solomon_Song
Poem Published
12th Jul 2024 6:55am
12th Jul 2024 6:55am
SOME CLASSICAL MUSIC TITLES EROTICISED
#erotic
#funny
#music #parody
#music #parody
136 reads
3 Comments
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Hamid
Hamid
Poem Published
4th Jul 2024 1:11pm
4th Jul 2024 1:11pm
Water-Loo
There once was a man from some thin' pooh
Who fought in the war of dien bien phu
Once the war was over
He could then discover
That he has been stuck in waterloo
Waterloo. (Battle of Waterloo): the second meaning.
Who fought in the war of dien bien phu
Once the war was over
He could then discover
That he has been stuck in waterloo
Waterloo. (Battle of Waterloo): the second meaning.
#limerick
#metaphor
#parody
111 reads
5 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
30th Jun 2024 9:01pm
30th Jun 2024 9:01pm
Fungus Anyone
Fungus creeping under my toes
Athlete's Foot everyone
In case you didn't know
Was showering at some flea-bag motel
This dopey girl chose the place
Wanted to fuck, even if it looked like hell
Itching, burning, peeling skin
She pisses me off
I'm going to rub it on her chin
Toes, number 4 & 5
Have it the worst
This is because of my sex drive
Peroxide cures from what I read
It's a safer remedy
Don't want it to spread
Just remember girls as I said before
You piss me off
I'll stick my fungus...
Athlete's Foot everyone
In case you didn't know
Was showering at some flea-bag motel
This dopey girl chose the place
Wanted to fuck, even if it looked like hell
Itching, burning, peeling skin
She pisses me off
I'm going to rub it on her chin
Toes, number 4 & 5
Have it the worst
This is because of my sex drive
Peroxide cures from what I read
It's a safer remedy
Don't want it to spread
Just remember girls as I said before
You piss me off
I'll stick my fungus...
#illness
#parody
#rhyming
#satirical
#sex
134 reads
4 Comments
DampKitten
Poem Published
17th Jun 2024 5:44am
17th Jun 2024 5:44am
Not Quite Breakfast at Tiffany's
There’s a Tiger named Tony with his frosted corn flakes
who sits in my kitchen and yells that they’re GRRRREAT!
My ears are still ringing when a green leprechaun
jumps up on the table without a stitch on.
“I’m magically delicious!” He’s waving his arms.
“I want to get Lucky. Have a taste of my Charms!”
Cap’N Crunch pulls his sword and gives it a swing.
The leprechaun panics. “He’s cut off my thing!”
There’s a bird by my window with a colorful beak
“That midget’s a Froot Loop and the captain’s a freak,”
he says as he...
who sits in my kitchen and yells that they’re GRRRREAT!
My ears are still ringing when a green leprechaun
jumps up on the table without a stitch on.
“I’m magically delicious!” He’s waving his arms.
“I want to get Lucky. Have a taste of my Charms!”
Cap’N Crunch pulls his sword and gives it a swing.
The leprechaun panics. “He’s cut off my thing!”
There’s a bird by my window with a colorful beak
“That midget’s a Froot Loop and the captain’s a freak,”
he says as he...
#food
#funny
#parody
432 reads
22 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
8th Jun 2024 00:31am
8th Jun 2024 00:31am
Tomorrow I'll be at the Farmer's Market selling some goodies
Today I created little crosses with gecko's nailed to them. 2 dollars for one, 3 for five dollars.
Great deal!!
I'll also have cockroaches dipped in honey. Bring the kids. 50 cents for one, 3 for 5 dollars. Can't get a better deal!
Taste just like grandma use to make when you were a young prick.
If you don't like my stuff, then scoot over to my cousin Willy's booth. He'll have something I'm sure that will make your heart pulsate into oblivion.
Bring cash. No plastic! Don't have cash, don't even come near my booth.
Gotta go. I better see...
Great deal!!
I'll also have cockroaches dipped in honey. Bring the kids. 50 cents for one, 3 for 5 dollars. Can't get a better deal!
Taste just like grandma use to make when you were a young prick.
If you don't like my stuff, then scoot over to my cousin Willy's booth. He'll have something I'm sure that will make your heart pulsate into oblivion.
Bring cash. No plastic! Don't have cash, don't even come near my booth.
Gotta go. I better see...
#parody
#satirical
118 reads
2 Comments
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