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Tomorrow I'll be at the Farmer's Market selling some goodies
Today I created little crosses with gecko's nailed to them. 2 dollars for one, 3 for five dollars.
Great deal!!
I'll also have cockroaches dipped in honey. Bring the kids. 50 cents for one, 3 for 5 dollars. Can't get a better deal!
Taste just like grandma use to make when you were a young prick.
If you don't like my stuff, then scoot over to my cousin Willy's booth. He'll have something I'm sure that will make your heart pulsate into oblivion.
Bring cash. No plastic! Don't have cash, don't even come near my booth.
Gotta go. I better see all of you at the farmer's market.
See ya!
Great deal!!
I'll also have cockroaches dipped in honey. Bring the kids. 50 cents for one, 3 for 5 dollars. Can't get a better deal!
Taste just like grandma use to make when you were a young prick.
If you don't like my stuff, then scoot over to my cousin Willy's booth. He'll have something I'm sure that will make your heart pulsate into oblivion.
Bring cash. No plastic! Don't have cash, don't even come near my booth.
Gotta go. I better see all of you at the farmer's market.
See ya!
Published 8th Jun 2024
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8th Jun 2024 1:14am
That is insane. Eww honey covered cockroaches? Not even in chocolate and free. lmao. Nicely penned. Fia xoxo
8th Jun 2024 10:19am
For you I'll dip them in chocolate. Dark, Milk or White? What would you like?
Thanks Fia for the comments.
Thanks Fia for the comments.
