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Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
18th Dec 2024 11:06am
18th Dec 2024 11:06am
The Friendly Abductor
Get in the car please
No not in the seat, in the trunk
Oh I'm terribly sorry
Where's my manners
I'll open that for you
Comfy now?
Good
I'll move those items over for you
Yes, that's right, that's a sledgehammer, a shovel, an axe and a hunting knife
Don't worry, once we arrive to our destination,
I will bludgeon you, chop you up and throw you into a shallow grave
I promise, you won't feel a thing
Enjoy the ride
SLAM!
No not in the seat, in the trunk
Oh I'm terribly sorry
Where's my manners
I'll open that for you
Comfy now?
Good
I'll move those items over for you
Yes, that's right, that's a sledgehammer, a shovel, an axe and a hunting knife
Don't worry, once we arrive to our destination,
I will bludgeon you, chop you up and throw you into a shallow grave
I promise, you won't feel a thing
Enjoy the ride
SLAM!
#kindness
#murder
#parody
54 reads
14 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
1st Dec 2024 12:17pm
1st Dec 2024 12:17pm
Ronald "Satanic" McDonald
Looking for something to eat
Plenty of options, just like it should be
Pizza or burger, fried chicken or wings?
Let’s order McDonald’s, getting a few Big Macs for me
But something is wrong when they get to my door
Fast food chants, burning flames on the floor
Too scared to open, I look through my peephole
And Ronald's right there, looking more like a foe
Please sir don’t kill me, this country is free
And give me the burgers, I’ll cover the fee
Ronald looks at me “It’s $10’95”
Oh hell yeah brother! I’ll die for that price
...
Plenty of options, just like it should be
Pizza or burger, fried chicken or wings?
Let’s order McDonald’s, getting a few Big Macs for me
But something is wrong when they get to my door
Fast food chants, burning flames on the floor
Too scared to open, I look through my peephole
And Ronald's right there, looking more like a foe
Please sir don’t kill me, this country is free
And give me the burgers, I’ll cover the fee
Ronald looks at me “It’s $10’95”
Oh hell yeah brother! I’ll die for that price
...
#devil
#food
#funny
#parody
#satirical
68 reads
7 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
29th Nov 2024 12:31pm
29th Nov 2024 12:31pm
The Turkey Bird Song
We love meaty, big plump birds
They gobble and rarely fly
On the chopping block it goes
Don't feel sorry, no need to cry
Pluck it's feathers make it smooth
Spread cranberry sauce like sap
Spread its legs for stuffing
Leftovers galore for a midnight snack
Wings are Flappin
Necks are Snappin
Turkey Slappin
If you haven't heard
This bird is the word
A feast fit for a king
Nothing more this bird can sing
He gobbled his way into our hearts
The only song we have, are these loud, smelly farts
They gobble and rarely fly
On the chopping block it goes
Don't feel sorry, no need to cry
Pluck it's feathers make it smooth
Spread cranberry sauce like sap
Spread its legs for stuffing
Leftovers galore for a midnight snack
Wings are Flappin
Necks are Snappin
Turkey Slappin
If you haven't heard
This bird is the word
A feast fit for a king
Nothing more this bird can sing
He gobbled his way into our hearts
The only song we have, are these loud, smelly farts
#birds
#food
#funny
#lyrics
#parody
68 reads
8 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
27th Nov 2024 8:47pm
27th Nov 2024 8:47pm
Mrs.Claus Is Upset With Santa, Since He Only Comes Once a Year
Just hear those lay bells jingling
Ring-ting-tingling too
Come on, it's lovely weather
For a lay together with you
Outside the hoes are callin
They’ll be no blue ballin, "Yoo hoo"
Come on, it's lovely weather
For a lay ride together with you
Get it up, get it up, get it up
Let's go, let's look at the show
We're riding in a wastedland of snow
Got it up, got it up, got it up
It's grand, hold it in your hand
We're riding along with a song
Of a wintry...
Ring-ting-tingling too
Come on, it's lovely weather
For a lay together with you
Outside the hoes are callin
They’ll be no blue ballin, "Yoo hoo"
Come on, it's lovely weather
For a lay ride together with you
Get it up, get it up, get it up
Let's go, let's look at the show
We're riding in a wastedland of snow
Got it up, got it up, got it up
It's grand, hold it in your hand
We're riding along with a song
Of a wintry...
#Christmas
#funny
#lyrics
#parody
#sex
67 reads
9 Comments
DamianDeadLove
Poem Published
27th Nov 2024 8:22am
27th Nov 2024 8:22am
Thanksgiving At DeadLove Manor
Hello, my brothers and sisters who occupy this creative writing atmosphere. Where the poets/poetesses are known for their hospitality here at DU. Cast your mind with me, folks. I’m gonna try something a little different, you’re all invited to Thanksgiving Dinner here at DeadLove Manor.
A turkey with all the trimmings and every side dish your mind could imagine. A dessert table filled with pies of many fillings and flavors. Wait a minute! That’s traditional and all, but we’re writers damn it. We march to our own drum, we’re anything but predictable.
I say we...
A turkey with all the trimmings and every side dish your mind could imagine. A dessert table filled with pies of many fillings and flavors. Wait a minute! That’s traditional and all, but we’re writers damn it. We march to our own drum, we’re anything but predictable.
I say we...
#DeepUndergroundPoetry
#family
#funny #parody
#funny #parody
192 reads
30 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
20th Nov 2024 11:00am
20th Nov 2024 11:00am
Exterminate the boomers
Here they come, feasting on the young
No hair, no care
Shuffling like a zombie
They don't care about the future
As long as we keep bowing to them
Wrinkled hands write the script
No choice but follow
Treat it like an edict
Greed is the motto of the sick
Cloaked by the model of their politics
The broken structures they erect
Built inequality incarnate
Time will cast them aside
But when?
The damage is done
Progress is no friend to them
Simply accumulate
There's no room to...
No hair, no care
Shuffling like a zombie
They don't care about the future
As long as we keep bowing to them
Wrinkled hands write the script
No choice but follow
Treat it like an edict
Greed is the motto of the sick
Cloaked by the model of their politics
The broken structures they erect
Built inequality incarnate
Time will cast them aside
But when?
The damage is done
Progress is no friend to them
Simply accumulate
There's no room to...
#CallToAction
#parody
#philosophical
#satirical
#TruthOfLife
66 reads
2 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
19th Nov 2024 7:12pm
19th Nov 2024 7:12pm
Generation HeXed
Ex-husband
ex-wife
ex-friends
nothing you do is good
you are Generation Hexed!
ex-band members
ex-partyer
ex-athlete
a stream of bad luck
you are Generation Hexed!
You need exercise
always exhausted
MTV is lame
the music you like is shit
exiled from relevance
expired by 1994
you're bald and blubbery
get exterminated
get executed
Generation Hexed!
ex-wife
ex-friends
nothing you do is good
you are Generation Hexed!
ex-band members
ex-partyer
ex-athlete
a stream of bad luck
you are Generation Hexed!
You need exercise
always exhausted
MTV is lame
the music you like is shit
exiled from relevance
expired by 1994
you're bald and blubbery
get exterminated
get executed
Generation Hexed!
#aging
#parody
#philosophical
#satirical
#TruthOfLife
70 reads
2 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
19th Nov 2024 10:42am
19th Nov 2024 10:42am
Dreaming of a Millennial Massacre
Your time has come young person
much sooner than you thought
release your mouth from your mother's nipple
there's a lesson here to be taught
you seek instant gratification
and vain internet validation
I'm a forward thinking man
yes, a problem solver
can you put your phone down for a minute?
you should try and pick up a revolver
Uber to the cemetery
i have dug you a grave
or you can go ask Siri
to make you her slave
hey you...yeah you, with the man-bun
I have a weed-wacker to chop off your beard,...
much sooner than you thought
release your mouth from your mother's nipple
there's a lesson here to be taught
you seek instant gratification
and vain internet validation
I'm a forward thinking man
yes, a problem solver
can you put your phone down for a minute?
you should try and pick up a revolver
Uber to the cemetery
i have dug you a grave
or you can go ask Siri
to make you her slave
hey you...yeah you, with the man-bun
I have a weed-wacker to chop off your beard,...
#funny
#hope
#parody
#satirical
#TruthOfLife
72 reads
6 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
21st Oct 2024 10:45am
21st Oct 2024 10:45am
Hostess with the Mostest
Twinkie the kid was excited to shoot his cream into the Happy Ho-Ho
This made Captain Cup Cake upset, since his backside and frosty top is usually filled with so much creamy goodness from "The Kid"
I guess "The Kid" found a new fling
Captain Cupcake knew that he'll need to call in Fruit Pie the Magician
This magician dabbles with the black arts
He once turned a Cup Cake into a Yankee Doodle
A Ding Dong into a Ring Ding
And a Ho-Ho into a Yodel
Drakes Products have nothing on Hostess and Fruit Pie the Magician knows it
The...
This made Captain Cup Cake upset, since his backside and frosty top is usually filled with so much creamy goodness from "The Kid"
I guess "The Kid" found a new fling
Captain Cupcake knew that he'll need to call in Fruit Pie the Magician
This magician dabbles with the black arts
He once turned a Cup Cake into a Yankee Doodle
A Ding Dong into a Ring Ding
And a Ho-Ho into a Yodel
Drakes Products have nothing on Hostess and Fruit Pie the Magician knows it
The...
#fiction
#food
#magic
#parody
#sex
92 reads
6 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
6th Oct 2024 10:57am
6th Oct 2024 10:57am
Dial 1-900-VoI-Poem
Hey for a good time you can call me
I respond to Keith or Vision of Insanity
I'll meet you at your place or mine
We can have unprotected sex or commit a crime
I'll take you out to dinner, any place but fast food
That shit ain't real, it all looks partially chewed
If you wanna just chill and watch a movie
Sounds good to me, I'll make you a green smoothie
An extra bonus if you enjoy writing a poem or a story
We'll collaborate together, love, sadness or something gory
Hit me up and we'll make some plans
Woman only, sorry if your a man
I respond to Keith or Vision of Insanity
I'll meet you at your place or mine
We can have unprotected sex or commit a crime
I'll take you out to dinner, any place but fast food
That shit ain't real, it all looks partially chewed
If you wanna just chill and watch a movie
Sounds good to me, I'll make you a green smoothie
An extra bonus if you enjoy writing a poem or a story
We'll collaborate together, love, sadness or something gory
Hit me up and we'll make some plans
Woman only, sorry if your a man
#parody
#rhyming
#satirical
103 reads
10 Comments
MySmile
Besma
Besma
Poem Published
3rd Oct 2024 9:49pm
3rd Oct 2024 9:49pm
Mrs Doubtfire And Mr Bloomfield
Mrs Doubtfire
There was an old woman named Doubtfire
Who dreamed to own and rule an empire
What if she could marry
Young why would she hurry
She broke the rule and had to retire.
Mr Bloomfield
There was a young man whose name Bloomfield
For his family he was a shield
He suffered a burnout
With a huge pain of doubt
Bloomfield and Doubtfire caught in the field.
There was an old woman named Doubtfire
Who dreamed to own and rule an empire
What if she could marry
Young why would she hurry
She broke the rule and had to retire.
Mr Bloomfield
There was a young man whose name Bloomfield
For his family he was a shield
He suffered a burnout
With a huge pain of doubt
Bloomfield and Doubtfire caught in the field.
#funny
#limerick
#parody
78 reads
2 Comments
poeticdelight
Hamid
Hamid
Poem Published
3rd Oct 2024 1:06pm
3rd Oct 2024 1:06pm
A Gibberish Flaberdish
SORRY FOR THIS PICTURE, BUT I HAVE TO
stragnited by the musticated skuf thimp !!!
postigated in the crinsh of the wimp ??
some scoons, to take the farkish tuk
have recharned tuffer in my spining glyph ........?
*****
hamperdoth, the koven fawn by miswin !!!
ferti ferti, in this turdiest surpin tapher ,??? !!!!
scamper the forth bashtuk in hardwerd
and left the turdy speedle in the hurd
*****
zora tora flasped in the deep shlagger
saffed his burwal in eeves vast tapper ...
stragnited by the musticated skuf thimp !!!
postigated in the crinsh of the wimp ??
some scoons, to take the farkish tuk
have recharned tuffer in my spining glyph ........?
*****
hamperdoth, the koven fawn by miswin !!!
ferti ferti, in this turdiest surpin tapher ,??? !!!!
scamper the forth bashtuk in hardwerd
and left the turdy speedle in the hurd
*****
zora tora flasped in the deep shlagger
saffed his burwal in eeves vast tapper ...
#anger
#anxiety
#apathy
#parody
#satirical
112 reads
4 Comments
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