Hostess with the Mostest

Twinkie the kid was excited to shoot his cream into the Happy Ho-Ho
This made Captain Cup Cake upset, since his backside and frosty top is usually filled with so much creamy goodness from "The Kid"
I guess "The Kid" found a new fling
Captain Cupcake knew that he'll need to call in Fruit Pie the Magician
This magician dabbles with the black arts
He once turned a Cup Cake into a Yankee Doodle
A Ding Dong into a Ring Ding
And a Ho-Ho into a Yodel
Drakes Products have nothing on Hostess and Fruit Pie the Magician knows it
The magician tried his magic on Happy Ho-Ho
But for some reason his magic wand transformed Happy Ho-Ho into a Suzy Q!
Captain Cupcake was beside himself
He threatened Fruit Pie the magician that he'll get his friend Chauncey Choco-Dile to chomp him in two
He'll make this Hostess Fruit Pie, an ordinary Drakes Fruit Pie for all eternity
When Twinkie the Kid saw Suzy Q, he immediately planted his creamy lard into her deep
So much cream that she was drowning in beef fat
Suzy Q was put to rest
She was devoured by Choco-Dile
Twinkie the Kid felt bad
He apologized to Captain Cupcake
Captain Cupcake accepted his apologies and the kid promised that by tomorrow, he'll continue planting his creamy goodness into Captain Cupcake
As for the Happy Ho-Ho
She began a hot relationship with a Strawberry Zinger
The end