Parody Seeking Friendly Advice Poems

It was Henry Elephant’s birthday, his anticipation was growing
He was buzzing about the birthday party he was throwing
Henry sprung out of bed and was super excited
He picked up the list of all the friends he’d invited
Simon Peregrine was the first person he went to call for
After a while, Simon’s Mum came to the door

“He’s not coming out he’s been a naughty young peregrine
He’s only gone and got himself addicted to heroin
He won’t do the dishes and he won’t cut the grass
He just sits in his room shooting smack in his ass
His actions...

Just when I thought I saw it all
I think I just seen something else
Like A Blind man with a vision
 Who dreams in color all by himself
 I was thinking I thought
 I thought I think too much
 Yeah I think I was thinking that thought
 But you know me barking up the  wrong tree always overthinking and whatnot
 But if you think what you thought and you're thinking
 That you're thinking what I'm thinking then think twice my friend
 Then think back in thought about what or what not
 Then think again from the beginning to the end ...

This evolves from the king’s famous outburst in Shakespeare’s play, a tale of disintegrating sanity, family and society.  “Let copulation thrive…”  This is an imaginary musing of a King Lear in an apocalyptic society.

Let copulation thrive!
Let naughty couples swive
And indulge their sex drive!
Let lads and lasses jive,
Let British workers skive,
Good men no longer strive!
Let drunken drivers drive!
Let gangs each other knive!
Let aliens arrive!
Let Wall Street take a dive!
Next day, who’ll be alive?

That's Dan the man
The man called Dan
I do not like
One poem Dan

Do you like
One poem Dan?

I do not like him
That damn Dan
I do not like
one poem Dan

Would you like him
On the Lark?

I would not like him
On the Lark
I would not like him
In the Bookshop
I do not like
One poem Dan
I do not like him
That damn Dan

He won't let me
Read them all
I have so many
Poems here
I'll die before
Anyone can hear
So many words
But not today
I have two new,
is there any...