Parody Seeking Friendly Advice Poems
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parody seeking friendly advice poems. Friendly advice and comments have been requested for these poems.
missjem56
Poem Published
11th Dec 2024 9:24pm
11th Dec 2024 9:24pm
Never Trust The Giants
I was strangled at birth
Luckily
A woman released me
From the stranglehold
From the very threads of life
That had kept me alive
For nine glorious months
Within my womb with a view
Full board, and lodging
Live-in-all-found
All for free!
It was great
Until the day of eviction
Not only was i forcibly ejected
But i was almost strangled
As i left my demi paradise
That lay within a deep cave
Within a dark forest
So this is why i screamed
Not because of the woman
That was dragging me out
But...
Luckily
A woman released me
From the stranglehold
From the very threads of life
That had kept me alive
For nine glorious months
Within my womb with a view
Full board, and lodging
Live-in-all-found
All for free!
It was great
Until the day of eviction
Not only was i forcibly ejected
But i was almost strangled
As i left my demi paradise
That lay within a deep cave
Within a dark forest
So this is why i screamed
Not because of the woman
That was dragging me out
But...
#LifeChangingMoment
#LifeCycle
#parody
#philosophical
#satirical
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missjem56
Poem Published
11th Dec 2024 9:01pm
11th Dec 2024 9:01pm
Jean Genie
I
once
discovered
Levi's
growing
in
a
pond!
A
jeanetic
pool?
by Jemia
once
discovered
Levi's
growing
in
a
pond!
A
jeanetic
pool?
by Jemia
#funny
#parody
#satirical
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missjem56
Poem Published
3rd Dec 2024 11:36pm
3rd Dec 2024 11:36pm
Multi Story Far Lark, Scrambled!
I am many things
I can multi task
At the drop of a pin
Not only pick up the proverbial pin
But scold the careless person
Who dropped the pin that didn't actually exist!
Dropping pins willy-nilly
I can write stuff, and do art
I can dance, like a bakewell tart
I can work as a team
Useful perhaps in a menage a troix!
I can paint the entirety of a house
And plant a myriad trees
Dance like a butterfly
A bit nervous around bees
I am the missing spoke
Of a bicycle wheel
Useful to be, if this was for real
I am...
I can multi task
At the drop of a pin
Not only pick up the proverbial pin
But scold the careless person
Who dropped the pin that didn't actually exist!
Dropping pins willy-nilly
I can write stuff, and do art
I can dance, like a bakewell tart
I can work as a team
Useful perhaps in a menage a troix!
I can paint the entirety of a house
And plant a myriad trees
Dance like a butterfly
A bit nervous around bees
I am the missing spoke
Of a bicycle wheel
Useful to be, if this was for real
I am...
#LifeAsAWriter
#parody
#satirical #surreal
#satirical #surreal
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missjem56
Poem Published
1st Dec 2024 00:13am
1st Dec 2024 00:13am
Trans Reindeers With The Hump
Tis now the eve of december
A time to remember
NOT to watch tv
Avoid christmas ads, and emails
If anyone brings christmas into any conversation
Grunt audibly, then say "bah humbug!"
Then wander off, grumbling incoherently
Ironic that the first santa
Came to us from 11th century Turkey
Sounds like he was hatched!
Turkey, and santa, are you kidding me?
When santa lived in Turkey, he had no reindeer
And managed without for over 600 hundred years
Perhaps he used camels instead
Imagine six camels soaring into the night...
A time to remember
NOT to watch tv
Avoid christmas ads, and emails
If anyone brings christmas into any conversation
Grunt audibly, then say "bah humbug!"
Then wander off, grumbling incoherently
Ironic that the first santa
Came to us from 11th century Turkey
Sounds like he was hatched!
Turkey, and santa, are you kidding me?
When santa lived in Turkey, he had no reindeer
And managed without for over 600 hundred years
Perhaps he used camels instead
Imagine six camels soaring into the night...
#Christmas
#funny
#parody
#satirical
#surreal
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missjem56
Poem Published
29th Nov 2024 7:01pm
29th Nov 2024 7:01pm
A Distorted History Of Dance!
I was reminiscing one night
At myself, in my early thirties
And an assortment of work colleagues
On a night out
Eventually finding ourselves in a nightclub
I wasn't someone that boogied regularly
But i did have a hidden dance move
So when the right sort of tune was played
I entered the arena of the dance floor
And began to cossack!
I was unexpectedly applauded!
Anyway, quintessential to cossacking
Are strong legs, and good balance
I can't cossack now, but still test my crouching skills ...
At myself, in my early thirties
And an assortment of work colleagues
On a night out
Eventually finding ourselves in a nightclub
I wasn't someone that boogied regularly
But i did have a hidden dance move
So when the right sort of tune was played
I entered the arena of the dance floor
And began to cossack!
I was unexpectedly applauded!
Anyway, quintessential to cossacking
Are strong legs, and good balance
I can't cossack now, but still test my crouching skills ...
#dance
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#parody
#satirical
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missjem56
Poem Published
26th Nov 2024 3:09pm
26th Nov 2024 3:09pm
Fame At A Price!
A
dear
friend
once
said
"You
are
the
sort
of
person
Famous
once
you're
dead!"
by Jemia
dear
friend
once
said
"You
are
the
sort
of
person
Famous
once
you're
dead!"
by Jemia
#LifeAsAWriter
#parody
#PopCulture #satirical
#PopCulture #satirical
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missjem56
Poem Published
19th Nov 2024 9:45pm
19th Nov 2024 9:45pm
Magnetism
I would like to be
As attractive as a magnet
I meet other magnets
But when we get close
It's like an invisible forcefield
Pushes us apart
Mayhaps my magnetic appeal
Is waning
As the only things i attract now
Are all rusty!
by Jemia
As attractive as a magnet
I meet other magnets
But when we get close
It's like an invisible forcefield
Pushes us apart
Mayhaps my magnetic appeal
Is waning
As the only things i attract now
Are all rusty!
by Jemia
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#parody #satirical
#parody #satirical
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missjem56
Poem Published
7th Nov 2024 11:08pm
7th Nov 2024 11:08pm
Truths, And Other Variables There-in
I love you Donald Trump
In the same way
Like i like dogshit on my shoes
Or mosquitto bites on my anywhere
I love you like i love rice pudding
Which equally is likely to make me throw up
I love you for your hair
And the courage it must take to venture out with it
You must use a very good glue
So you are obviously brave
I'd like to tell you
How truly wonderful you are
But that would be a complete lie
But i guess you're use to lies
Well take care (don't!)
And have a nice day (have a shitty one)
by Jemia
In the same way
Like i like dogshit on my shoes
Or mosquitto bites on my anywhere
I love you like i love rice pudding
Which equally is likely to make me throw up
I love you for your hair
And the courage it must take to venture out with it
You must use a very good glue
So you are obviously brave
I'd like to tell you
How truly wonderful you are
But that would be a complete lie
But i guess you're use to lies
Well take care (don't!)
And have a nice day (have a shitty one)
by Jemia
#funny
#parody
#politics
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missjem56
Poem Published
31st Oct 2024 9:46pm
31st Oct 2024 9:46pm
Twiglet
Little
stick
insect
Does
one
bite
it's
small
head
off
Like
jelly
babies?
by Jemia
stick
insect
Does
one
bite
it's
small
head
off
Like
jelly
babies?
by Jemia
#funny
#parody
#satirical
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missjem56
Poem Published
29th Oct 2024 2:36pm
29th Oct 2024 2:36pm
A Profound Clown
Ha
ha,
said
the
clown
Aha,
said
another
that
Thought
himself
profound
by Jemia
ha,
said
the
clown
Aha,
said
another
that
Thought
himself
profound
by Jemia
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#parody
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missjem56
Poem Published
23rd Oct 2024 00:52am
23rd Oct 2024 00:52am
As Quiet As A Mouse! (acrostic 5-7-5)
Cat
sat
on
the
mat
Aware
of
mice
with
clogs
on
Tulip
clip-clopping?
by Jemia
sat
on
the
mat
Aware
of
mice
with
clogs
on
Tulip
clip-clopping?
by Jemia
#funny
#parody
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missjem56
Poem Published
17th Oct 2024 4:13pm
17th Oct 2024 4:13pm
Twat Hat
I was out one day
When someone enquired of me
"Why on earth
Are you wearing
Knickers on your head?"
I said
"Oh no!"
"Ive done it again!
"You cannot imagine
Where i'm now wearing my hat!"
by Jemia
When someone enquired of me
"Why on earth
Are you wearing
Knickers on your head?"
I said
"Oh no!"
"Ive done it again!
"You cannot imagine
Where i'm now wearing my hat!"
by Jemia
#funny
#parody
#satirical
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