Least Read Funny Poems
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Cyndi_Moone
Poem Published
8th Sep 2017 5:40pm
8th Sep 2017 5:40pm
VOTO DE BODA
Estoy en carro prestado
Porque el tren ya me habia dejado
Muchos fueron los años
Que solo encontraba engaños
Hasta que un galán secuestro mi corazón
Y para casarme, me ha dado buena razón.
Pasaré los dias junto a él
Y por siempre le sere muy fiel.
En los tiempos Buenos y los tiempos malos
Depende si le hago la comida o se mete en chaos.
Doesn't "ring" well in English and, therefore, the humor is lost....but this is the translation:
I am in a borrowed car
Because the train had already passed me by
Many...
Porque el tren ya me habia dejado
Muchos fueron los años
Que solo encontraba engaños
Hasta que un galán secuestro mi corazón
Y para casarme, me ha dado buena razón.
Pasaré los dias junto a él
Y por siempre le sere muy fiel.
En los tiempos Buenos y los tiempos malos
Depende si le hago la comida o se mete en chaos.
Doesn't "ring" well in English and, therefore, the humor is lost....but this is the translation:
I am in a borrowed car
Because the train had already passed me by
Many...
#relationships
#parody
#satirical
#funny
#metaphor
12 reads
4 Comments
LilDragonFly
Poem Published
15th Mar 2022 2:21pm
15th Mar 2022 2:21pm
McPoetry
Come get your Happy Poem©️
to quickly bring it home
still so piping hot…
to remind you of all you’re not
Read each cookie cutter line
about butterflies divine
with kaleidoscopic wings
along with other floofy* things
Reducing your life lived so hard
to just another Hallmark card
* Floofy is the blend of fluffy and goofy
to quickly bring it home
still so piping hot…
to remind you of all you’re not
Read each cookie cutter line
about butterflies divine
with kaleidoscopic wings
along with other floofy* things
Reducing your life lived so hard
to just another Hallmark card
* Floofy is the blend of fluffy and goofy
#parody
#satirical
#funny
#confessional
#WritingPoetry
12 reads
1 Comment
LilDragonFly
Poem Published
3rd Jul 2023 8:08pm
3rd Jul 2023 8:08pm
Palette
This happens every fall
Right before us all
She has to use all these hues
In the hope it won’t be seen
How She has run out of green
Right before us all
She has to use all these hues
In the hope it won’t be seen
How She has run out of green
#fall
#nature
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#WritingPoetry
15 reads
6 Comments
yelluw_always
Poem Published
3rd Feb 2019 5:14am
3rd Feb 2019 5:14am
8. Annotated Peoples Make Connections: if they walked around in love/for love/by love with SFX labels to their chests
My feet feel gravity un-gilled. They shuffle
how an airplane lands at night. The towers
hiccuping bubbles like they just had a habanero
telling us which way is up and which way
to burn in inkwater. Here a padded slope
with the headlights of trench fish, bifarious
and lighting the turning down, down, down.
Rows a hushed sway of seaweed heads.
How to show the fish a mirror since they live in one?
Cameron, you couldn’t have imagined the abyss better.
Cut lights, action in seats. We don’t
need a crowd, just the silver screen and the...
how an airplane lands at night. The towers
hiccuping bubbles like they just had a habanero
telling us which way is up and which way
to burn in inkwater. Here a padded slope
with the headlights of trench fish, bifarious
and lighting the turning down, down, down.
Rows a hushed sway of seaweed heads.
How to show the fish a mirror since they live in one?
Cameron, you couldn’t have imagined the abyss better.
Cut lights, action in seats. We don’t
need a crowd, just the silver screen and the...
#dark
#funny
#monsters #dating
#monsters #dating
16 reads
2 Comments
LilDragonFly
Poem Published
13th Jul 2021 9:46pm
13th Jul 2021 9:46pm
[Sage the Wise Color]
Sage the wise color
gives Her natural palette
its cleverest hue
gives Her natural palette
its cleverest hue
#nature
#funny
#senryu
#art
#wisdom
16 reads
4 Comments
LilDragonFly
Poem Published
24th Feb 2022 5:53pm
24th Feb 2022 5:53pm
EmilyD.Com
So, how would you enjoy today
with the jeu de mots that you play
nestled in your hamlet
but running your poetry blog
Becoming just another cog
in the big cyber wheel
no longer able to Feel
the silkiness of your line
Cashing in the Divine
for a little bitcoin cash
making that bold dash ~
to sell your poems on Kindle
Watch your art dwindle
in its Virtual verse
bracing for the worse
with your canopy of Hope
Engaged in a secret caper ...
with the jeu de mots that you play
nestled in your hamlet
but running your poetry blog
Becoming just another cog
in the big cyber wheel
no longer able to Feel
the silkiness of your line
Cashing in the Divine
for a little bitcoin cash
making that bold dash ~
to sell your poems on Kindle
Watch your art dwindle
in its Virtual verse
bracing for the worse
with your canopy of Hope
Engaged in a secret caper ...
#funny
#confessional
#culture
#morality
#EmilyDickinson
16 reads
1 Comment
Thor_Azine
Poem Published
10th May 2024 7:18pm
10th May 2024 7:18pm
Nothing Bugs Me
I climbed on the Hollywood sign
and swung from a vine
stripped on the sunset and
drank some box wine
It’s fine
I wasn’t meant to live long
cock strong King Kong acting like a
ding dong
Just like a fly
I’m always landing on shit
I must admit though, I give as
good as I get
Please quit
buzzing like a mosquito
I’m strong as a flea bench pressing
a Frito
Sub zero
I was never your hero
Stone cold motherfucker like
Bobby De Niro
get me a beer yo! before I
spit in your face, just...
and swung from a vine
stripped on the sunset and
drank some box wine
It’s fine
I wasn’t meant to live long
cock strong King Kong acting like a
ding dong
Just like a fly
I’m always landing on shit
I must admit though, I give as
good as I get
Please quit
buzzing like a mosquito
I’m strong as a flea bench pressing
a Frito
Sub zero
I was never your hero
Stone cold motherfucker like
Bobby De Niro
get me a beer yo! before I
spit in your face, just...
#funny
16 reads
8 Comments
Thor_Azine
Poem Published
28th Aug 2024 7:13pm
28th Aug 2024 7:13pm
Contract Killer
I’m covered in blood
I suppose it was a slight angular
miscalculation as I was aiming
solely for the subclavicular artery
but somehow it’s bleeding into
the esophagus and coughing blood
in my face
It was a mistake, they happen
usually not to me, but then here we are
fortunately for me I keep a spare Tyvek
suit in the truck, safe until
the shower
I used to be much cleaner, long range,
pink mist voila, but the world changes
and fewer out here care to get wet
so I fill the gap, I mean it’s a living ...
I suppose it was a slight angular
miscalculation as I was aiming
solely for the subclavicular artery
but somehow it’s bleeding into
the esophagus and coughing blood
in my face
It was a mistake, they happen
usually not to me, but then here we are
fortunately for me I keep a spare Tyvek
suit in the truck, safe until
the shower
I used to be much cleaner, long range,
pink mist voila, but the world changes
and fewer out here care to get wet
so I fill the gap, I mean it’s a living ...
#dark
#funny
#parody
16 reads
12 Comments
hackerstacker
Poem Published
21st Nov 2018 6:56pm
21st Nov 2018 6:56pm
What we see in mirrors
#anxiety
#scary
#funny
17 reads
6 Comments
Cyndi_Moone
Poem Published
6th Nov 2017 6:20pm
6th Nov 2017 6:20pm
DRAMA QUEEN
I have come to the conclusion that everyone craves a little drama in their life-
It is what keeps life from being a forever-standing monotonous timeline.
There are just some people completely bored out of their minds
Living that pathetic, monotonous timeline
that the only thing they CAN do is create or find their drama
By being angry just to be angry!
When such a person begins to stir up trouble against you
Or whirl their rants and raves your way
Just turn and walk away....
It is the silent way, without use of words or...
It is what keeps life from being a forever-standing monotonous timeline.
There are just some people completely bored out of their minds
Living that pathetic, monotonous timeline
that the only thing they CAN do is create or find their drama
By being angry just to be angry!
When such a person begins to stir up trouble against you
Or whirl their rants and raves your way
Just turn and walk away....
It is the silent way, without use of words or...
#depression
#funny
#addiction #philosophical
#addiction #philosophical
18 reads
2 Comments
LilDragonFly
Poem Published
18th Jun 2021 7:58pm
18th Jun 2021 7:58pm
Mantis
I love how she makes piety
look so serene
in her light green
blending in with orthodoxy
Not a shade too dark
nor one too light
she sports it just right
to remain ecclesiastical
Never one for the theatrical
she leaves that to others
when she has her druthers
preferring the script of scripture
Though she enjoys a good chant
she finds there is scant
time to engage in a good rhyme
so burdened with mundane affairs
Always putting on the airs
of her ecumenical station
that is... until...
look so serene
in her light green
blending in with orthodoxy
Not a shade too dark
nor one too light
she sports it just right
to remain ecclesiastical
Never one for the theatrical
she leaves that to others
when she has her druthers
preferring the script of scripture
Though she enjoys a good chant
she finds there is scant
time to engage in a good rhyme
so burdened with mundane affairs
Always putting on the airs
of her ecumenical station
that is... until...
#nature
#religion
#satirical
#funny
#confessional
18 reads
11 Comments
Thor_Azine
Poem Published
23rd May 2024 9:35pm
23rd May 2024 9:35pm
No Words
Desire
how do words
encompass or engage
those thoughts…
Pure lust over reason
That “I’m going to eat your ass
like a homeless guy that
dumpster dived a hot
Christmas turkey” feeling
The taste taint no mystery
anymore
I’m sure something will
cum to me
Or maybe not
But I’ll slam every goddamn
spot from A to G until
I figure it out
Nice guys finish last
it’s cool
as long as we finish
It’s a marathon not a race
Hmm…
how do words
encompass or engage
those thoughts…
Pure lust over reason
That “I’m going to eat your ass
like a homeless guy that
dumpster dived a hot
Christmas turkey” feeling
The taste taint no mystery
anymore
I’m sure something will
cum to me
Or maybe not
But I’ll slam every goddamn
spot from A to G until
I figure it out
Nice guys finish last
it’s cool
as long as we finish
It’s a marathon not a race
Hmm…
#funny
#sex
#ThrillSeeking
19 reads
8 Comments
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