Halloween Seeking Friendly Advice Poems
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halloween seeking friendly advice poems. Friendly advice and comments have been requested for these poems.
DevilsChild
Poem Published
30th Oct 2022 4:38am
30th Oct 2022 4:38am
Cleanin' Out My Sarcophagus
look
if you had one shot, or one opportunity
to diss your mummy
would you take it or just let it slip?
-
yo, come with me for a second to 1352 B.C
before I ever had to seek therapy
my mum, she was a cruel queen of the Nile
force fed me lies
had me swimming in all kinds of denial
if only I had a clue of what she was up to
enslaving our people just to build her temples
released a curse on the earth
a 200 year plague to boot
but worst of all is how neglectful she was
always off with a different peasant dude
if only...
if you had one shot, or one opportunity
to diss your mummy
would you take it or just let it slip?
-
yo, come with me for a second to 1352 B.C
before I ever had to seek therapy
my mum, she was a cruel queen of the Nile
force fed me lies
had me swimming in all kinds of denial
if only I had a clue of what she was up to
enslaving our people just to build her temples
released a curse on the earth
a 200 year plague to boot
but worst of all is how neglectful she was
always off with a different peasant dude
if only...
#Halloween
#parody
#funny
407 reads
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randyjohnson
Poem Published
29th Oct 2022 11:03pm
29th Oct 2022 11:03pm
Murdered On Halloween
It was the most horrible thing I've ever seen.
I was murdered 100 years ago on Halloween.
A man accused me of vandalizing his house but I didn't do it.
I told him that I was innocent but sadly, I could not prove it.
He grabbed his double barreled shotgun and I was shot.
He threw my corpse down his well and there it would rot.
When I was killed, I became a ghost.
Revenge was what I wanted the most.
And I got exactly what I wanted.
That man committed suicide after being haunted.
I haunted him for months and he couldn't take it anymore.
He...
I was murdered 100 years ago on Halloween.
A man accused me of vandalizing his house but I didn't do it.
I told him that I was innocent but sadly, I could not prove it.
He grabbed his double barreled shotgun and I was shot.
He threw my corpse down his well and there it would rot.
When I was killed, I became a ghost.
Revenge was what I wanted the most.
And I got exactly what I wanted.
That man committed suicide after being haunted.
I haunted him for months and he couldn't take it anymore.
He...
#murder
#Halloween
#fiction
#ghosts
#revenge
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DevilsChild
Poem Published
29th Oct 2022 5:00am
29th Oct 2022 5:00am
Hungry Hearts
I would give anything to live
yet you wish to die
Standing there all alone, in tears
Well, I never give up a free meal
This hunger for human brains
wish I could quit them
but an animal's isn't the same
Guess it's your lucky day
As I step closer
the more beautiful you become
It almost pains me to see
such a pretty thing suffering
Didn't think I had these emotions left
Only thing I ever feel
is the pain of my rotten flesh
keeping me in unrest
Instead of ripping out your guts
I comfort you with a pat;
To my...
yet you wish to die
Standing there all alone, in tears
Well, I never give up a free meal
This hunger for human brains
wish I could quit them
but an animal's isn't the same
Guess it's your lucky day
As I step closer
the more beautiful you become
It almost pains me to see
such a pretty thing suffering
Didn't think I had these emotions left
Only thing I ever feel
is the pain of my rotten flesh
keeping me in unrest
Instead of ripping out your guts
I comfort you with a pat;
To my...
#love
#Halloween
#FallingInLove
#UnrequitedLove
#zombies
489 reads
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randyjohnson
Poem Published
29th Oct 2022 1:35am
29th Oct 2022 1:35am
The Real Monsters
Frankenstein was only a monster because that's what people made him out to be.
He was actually a kind and gentle soul but that was what everybody refused to see.
Frankenstein only became violent when the angry villagers decided to attack.
They came at him with torches, axes and pitchforks and he had to fight back.
After he killed in self defense, the villagers burned him to death, it was a horrible fate.
People's prejudice made them attack and Frankenstein died because of fear and hate.
When the villagers killed him, it was a terrible incident.
They feared...
He was actually a kind and gentle soul but that was what everybody refused to see.
Frankenstein only became violent when the angry villagers decided to attack.
They came at him with torches, axes and pitchforks and he had to fight back.
After he killed in self defense, the villagers burned him to death, it was a horrible fate.
People's prejudice made them attack and Frankenstein died because of fear and hate.
When the villagers killed him, it was a terrible incident.
They feared...
#hate
#Halloween
#fiction #fear
#fiction #fear
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0 Comments
DevilsChild
Poem Published
28th Oct 2022 5:06am
28th Oct 2022 5:06am
American Horror Story
Hi John Smith
how's the cancer faring?"
-"is that a joke?"
"oh you know us physicians, such kidders
now let's treat those stomach cramps
here shove this wand up your ass
then we'll have you run on the treadmill"
-"what will that do?"
"I don't know, can't hurt"
-"are you a real doctor?"
"only part time
my full time job is babysitting my sisters kids
here, drink this"
-"yuck! that's nasty!! what is it?"
"radiopharmaceuticalsabcd123"
-"is that safe?"
"no, but you already took it so...
anyway here's your bill" ...
how's the cancer faring?"
-"is that a joke?"
"oh you know us physicians, such kidders
now let's treat those stomach cramps
here shove this wand up your ass
then we'll have you run on the treadmill"
-"what will that do?"
"I don't know, can't hurt"
-"are you a real doctor?"
"only part time
my full time job is babysitting my sisters kids
here, drink this"
-"yuck! that's nasty!! what is it?"
"radiopharmaceuticalsabcd123"
-"is that safe?"
"no, but you already took it so...
anyway here's your bill" ...
#LifeStruggles
#Halloween
#funny #satirical
#funny #satirical
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8 Comments
DevilsChild
Poem Published
28th Oct 2022 5:01am
28th Oct 2022 5:01am
The Four Horsemen
I’m screaming to the sky
what the fuck have you done!?!?
the burden of sin is on everyone
the waters rain blood then descent
rising from the ground it's time to feast
666 the number of the beast
as written it shall be done
break out the drums and guitars
we're doing this proper
because in hell, we rock!
the four horsemen here to fuck shit up!!
time to pay for past generations
you fragile little flowers
never knew how good you had it
fires engulf your homes
come out and see the red skies
we're putting...
what the fuck have you done!?!?
the burden of sin is on everyone
the waters rain blood then descent
rising from the ground it's time to feast
666 the number of the beast
as written it shall be done
break out the drums and guitars
we're doing this proper
because in hell, we rock!
the four horsemen here to fuck shit up!!
time to pay for past generations
you fragile little flowers
never knew how good you had it
fires engulf your homes
come out and see the red skies
we're putting...
#Halloween
#music
#apocalypse
456 reads
2 Comments
DevilsChild
Poem Published
27th Oct 2022 5:04am
27th Oct 2022 5:04am
Super Hero
my fans call me a super hero
saving the world
killing one scumbag at a time
some may say "that's no hero!"
but how many murders can one see?
or druggies getting released on the streets?
I tried to play the good guy
your friendly neighborhood Superman
but the system is broken
so I had to take things into my own hands
the moment when everything changed
I was looking into a case
a man suspected of a series of rapes
when I found him he admitted to that and more
killed at least 10 girls
took everything in me to not...
saving the world
killing one scumbag at a time
some may say "that's no hero!"
but how many murders can one see?
or druggies getting released on the streets?
I tried to play the good guy
your friendly neighborhood Superman
but the system is broken
so I had to take things into my own hands
the moment when everything changed
I was looking into a case
a man suspected of a series of rapes
when I found him he admitted to that and more
killed at least 10 girls
took everything in me to not...
#dark
#corruption
#Halloween
400 reads
6 Comments
SweetKittyCat5
Poem Published
27th Oct 2022 00:55am
27th Oct 2022 00:55am
Falling Under A Handsome Warlock’s Revenge
You belong to me sorceress and each night in your bed you will appease
Bolting up to a sitting position lifting my cell phone
Girl, do you know what time it is..
I’m getting me some bedroom thrills from a handsome man and his hard bone
Elvira, I will be coming over
To my home
Yeah… bad night
Give me ten minutes... well make it half an hour and be careful I heard those wolves howling and roaming in plain sight
Bolting up to a sitting position lifting my cell phone
Girl, do you know what time it is..
I’m getting me some bedroom thrills from a handsome man and his hard bone
Elvira, I will be coming over
To my home
Yeah… bad night
Give me ten minutes... well make it half an hour and be careful I heard those wolves howling and roaming in plain sight
#lust
#Halloween
#magic
#curse
#seductive
729 reads
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DevilsChild
Poem Published
26th Oct 2022 5:06am
26th Oct 2022 5:06am
Alien f**ktopsy
the day it happened
I was down on my luck
just lost my job
my girlfriend broke up with me
because I'm so pathetic
was feeling hopeless and useless
bad thoughts kept running through my head
that’s when I seen the light
like a biblical moment
shining bright
up in the night sky
out from the mist she appeared
a sexual being like I've never seen
a beauty beyond this, or any other world
slender, yet thick
in all the right places
said I was being abducted
a specimen for intergalactic research
I didn't put...
I was down on my luck
just lost my job
my girlfriend broke up with me
because I'm so pathetic
was feeling hopeless and useless
bad thoughts kept running through my head
that’s when I seen the light
like a biblical moment
shining bright
up in the night sky
out from the mist she appeared
a sexual being like I've never seen
a beauty beyond this, or any other world
slender, yet thick
in all the right places
said I was being abducted
a specimen for intergalactic research
I didn't put...
#erotic
#Halloween
#funny #aliens
#funny #aliens
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6 Comments
SweetKittyCat5
Poem Published
26th Oct 2022 1:53am
26th Oct 2022 1:53am
Surrendering To The Calling Of The Night
Oh, you mighty Warlock, behind the glass of your reflective imprisonment
Are you thinking about the time I seduced you in your bed, of carnal bliss as you eased in an out my creamy paradise lassoing you in my silken merriment
Candles flickering upon the silhouettes of casted spooks and spells
I am the sorceress who gives fires to Hell
I reign in the sky, to sing the earth sweet lullabies
No matter where the Devil may dwell
Incantations you feverishly toss into the wind
Hoping to break that mirror for my power
I will dispose of as the...
Are you thinking about the time I seduced you in your bed, of carnal bliss as you eased in an out my creamy paradise lassoing you in my silken merriment
Candles flickering upon the silhouettes of casted spooks and spells
I am the sorceress who gives fires to Hell
I reign in the sky, to sing the earth sweet lullabies
No matter where the Devil may dwell
Incantations you feverishly toss into the wind
Hoping to break that mirror for my power
I will dispose of as the...
#moon
#Halloween
#magic
#werewolves
#curse
512 reads
10 Comments
DevilsChild
Poem Published
25th Oct 2022 5:01am
25th Oct 2022 5:01am
Doggie Style with KristinaX
#erotic
#Halloween
#vampires #werewolves
#vampires #werewolves
321 reads
8 Comments
DevilsChild
Poem Published
24th Oct 2022 5:05am
24th Oct 2022 5:05am
Witch Hunter
empty are the words you speak
condemning you to the stake
hear those screams echo through your head
wreaking you from the inside out
spreading sorrow while I break down walls
bring your coven they will fall
you're no worrier just a negative
complete zero without any real emotions
no more passion than a rat
gnawing at the cage of your own hypocrisy
a fake reality of hocus pocus heats your core
but no more!
I condemn you!!
I condemn you!!
I condemn you whore!!!
trying to ruin lives with pathetic...
condemning you to the stake
hear those screams echo through your head
wreaking you from the inside out
spreading sorrow while I break down walls
bring your coven they will fall
you're no worrier just a negative
complete zero without any real emotions
no more passion than a rat
gnawing at the cage of your own hypocrisy
a fake reality of hocus pocus heats your core
but no more!
I condemn you!!
I condemn you!!
I condemn you whore!!!
trying to ruin lives with pathetic...
#dark
#Halloween
#witches
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