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Jewish Singles 60 & Over: 
Hey members, we have 547 women signed up for our Zoom chat
and 8 men!
That's the most men we've ever had.

Get your sexy on ladies
for the big eight
One might even be interesting!

You have slightly better than lottery-like odds
but you know that queen of cleavage from Brazil is going to be on
and no doubt some other super slim hotties
competing for the bloated and bald
the short and the shy
the nerdy and not that nice

15 minutes in, a decent-looking male doctor will sign on
and the virtual waters will thrash as the salmon swim to feed

And you, no doubt, will hang up
Depressed
Demoralized
Deeply in doubt

Deciding

Sadly

What to do next.