I Put The...

 
Babe…you know when you’re around I like to put it down
When you’re near me I feel this enormous enthusiasm
So I’m going to try my hardest, my best, my darnedest
To get you to spasm when I put the “-asm” in sarcasm

You and I play the roles of seducer, coquette and prey
All this titillation would really wow audiences on IMAX
I may be a provocateur but I’ve also been the saboteur
Getting whacked when I tell you I put the “-ax” in relax

I’m not a chico facil, I’m not a tease though I aim to please
My aural skills will thrill you because I’ve been known to flex
These spills are like pills to make you feel some type of way
Because girl, you know I’m going to put the “com” in complex

Honey you better be ready because it’ll be steady and heavy
The “-ism” in my autism is making me do this double-talk
I hope you don’t tell me that all this is giving you a headache
When I put the “-ock” in all this hooey and senseless poppycock

My love, I promise it’ll feel good when you read the verse
You’ll unbuckle for a chuckle and then you may be awestruck
Smack and lick your lips like I'm about to serve chips and dip
Because I put the “-uck” in as in you’re about to enjoy this potluck

I’m very meticulous when I put the “-lous” in ridiculous
I’ll set and whet your appetite while I’m bending over the rule
I put the “-ink” in kinky like a stinky slinky stuck in my pinkie
Because baby you know I put the “-ool” in when I’m acting a fool