Farewell Friends

You've been good friends
Although you've been a pain in the back side of me
For quite some time
I appreciate
How you helped me get some dates
Your perkiness
And cheerful disposition
Never disappointed
You had a softness about you
The kind that made people
Want to curl up and rest with you
You provided some good comfort in your day
You were also attractive back in the day
Even for your size
Although you still look pretty damn good
What?
Don't look at me like that
Age happens to all of us
I'm not trying to insult you
Thick is in
Big is where it's at
Or was
You've got to go
And the minute you girls are gone
I'm having a funeral
For every single bra I own
Bye bye double D's
Hello C's
I haven't seen you since I was eleven
It's me, Mary
Don't worry you'll remember