Submissions by Noble_Incubus
POEMS AND SHORT STORIES
Poet Introduction When it comes to poetry I like quirky, casual, humorous work, nothing too serious, which is why I write mostly erotic poetry.
MISCELLANEOUS POEM
Published
19th Feb 2021 9:22pm
19th Feb 2021 9:22pm
Jargogle (competition entry)
Tis an old word to be sure,
But strangely apt for modern times,
For history does not quite repeat,
But inevitably it rhymes.
Imagine holding an empty jar,
And you’re staring through the base,
Then gaze upon your closest friend,
And see their distorted face.
What seemed once familiar,
Is now perversely warped,
Gaze upon the world this way,
And it colours all your thoughts.
We live now in strange times,
In complex ways we’re wired,
A mess of interconnectedness,...
But strangely apt for modern times,
For history does not quite repeat,
But inevitably it rhymes.
Imagine holding an empty jar,
And you’re staring through the base,
Then gaze upon your closest friend,
And see their distorted face.
What seemed once familiar,
Is now perversely warped,
Gaze upon the world this way,
And it colours all your thoughts.
We live now in strange times,
In complex ways we’re wired,
A mess of interconnectedness,...
#confusion
49 reads
4 Comments
EROTIC POEM
Published
10th Feb 2021 6:38am
10th Feb 2021 6:38am
Lady Sofia Returns
#lust
#sex
#BDSM
202 reads
2 Comments
EROTIC POEM
Published
7th Feb 2021 6:16am
7th Feb 2021 6:16am
Alphabet Sex (competition entry)
#sex
187 reads
6 Comments
MISCELLANEOUS POEM
Published
6th Feb 2021 12:13pm
6th Feb 2021 12:13pm
Hero at the corner (competition entry)
A boy stands in bright sunlight peering through a chain link fence.
Positioned on the inside of the corner, waiting, expectant, tense.
A dull roar grows quickly, eight cylinders at the limit, a piercing, unearthly scream.
Then violent down shifting, thunderous cracking, from the fierce bestial machine.
The race car appears, the boys spies his hero, scarlet helmet, clear visor.
Car fast and sleek, a technical masterpiece by some forgotten designer.
Hero turns, hard on the brakes, car screams protesting at the abuse.
Front suspension...
Positioned on the inside of the corner, waiting, expectant, tense.
A dull roar grows quickly, eight cylinders at the limit, a piercing, unearthly scream.
Then violent down shifting, thunderous cracking, from the fierce bestial machine.
The race car appears, the boys spies his hero, scarlet helmet, clear visor.
Car fast and sleek, a technical masterpiece by some forgotten designer.
Hero turns, hard on the brakes, car screams protesting at the abuse.
Front suspension...
#technology
#cars
#sports
48 reads
2 Comments
DARK POEM
Published
31st Jan 2021 12:33pm
31st Jan 2021 12:33pm
The house that should not be (competition entry)
When stars align and night is still,
And gibbous moon bears eerie chill,
Perched upon, dark dreary hill,
Resides the house that should not be.
Who knows what horrors lurk inside
Where fear and loathing coincide,
And death itself has faltered, died,
How did this abomination come to be?
‘Tis a horrid mystery...
Warped doors and window panes,
Wrapped in howls of fear and pain,
Driving those nearby insane,
It is a malformed monstrosity.
This aberration you will find,
Mercifully, one of a kind,
An...
And gibbous moon bears eerie chill,
Perched upon, dark dreary hill,
Resides the house that should not be.
Who knows what horrors lurk inside
Where fear and loathing coincide,
And death itself has faltered, died,
How did this abomination come to be?
‘Tis a horrid mystery...
Warped doors and window panes,
Wrapped in howls of fear and pain,
Driving those nearby insane,
It is a malformed monstrosity.
This aberration you will find,
Mercifully, one of a kind,
An...
#dark
#home
#shadows
72 reads
4 Comments
MISCELLANEOUS POEM
Published
26th Jan 2021 8:32am
26th Jan 2021 8:32am
You want a car, not a goat (competition entry)
Imagine three numbered doors,
Behind which you cannot see,
Behind one a car, the others goats,
And a host that smiles with glee.
For the host, he knows everything,
He can see behind each door,
But he is at least sporting chap,
So pay attention, I do implore.
Once you choose a door,
He leaves your chosen door closed,
Instead he will open a different door,
Where a goat becomes exposed.
He will ask you a simple question,
Do you stay or do you switch?
You can choose either unopened door,
The tricky part...
Behind which you cannot see,
Behind one a car, the others goats,
And a host that smiles with glee.
For the host, he knows everything,
He can see behind each door,
But he is at least sporting chap,
So pay attention, I do implore.
Once you choose a door,
He leaves your chosen door closed,
Instead he will open a different door,
Where a goat becomes exposed.
He will ask you a simple question,
Do you stay or do you switch?
You can choose either unopened door,
The tricky part...
#funny
55 reads
5 Comments
MISCELLANEOUS POEM
Published
4th Jan 2021 4:49am
4th Jan 2021 4:49am
Numbers
The counting numbers are infinite,
Start with one and never complete,
Progressing in consistent intervals,
This property we call: discrete.
The primes are a subset,
Not every counting number qualifies,
And although gaps appear quite often,
The set is still infinite in size.
The negative numbers show direction,
Left down the number-line, not right,
But negative numbers are not wrong,
Else two wrongs could make a right.
The imaginary numbers are quite strange,
Based on the square root of minus one,
Yet...
Start with one and never complete,
Progressing in consistent intervals,
This property we call: discrete.
The primes are a subset,
Not every counting number qualifies,
And although gaps appear quite often,
The set is still infinite in size.
The negative numbers show direction,
Left down the number-line, not right,
But negative numbers are not wrong,
Else two wrongs could make a right.
The imaginary numbers are quite strange,
Based on the square root of minus one,
Yet...
#universe
#philosophical
73 reads
5 Comments
EROTIC POEM
Published
2nd Jan 2021 11:57am
2nd Jan 2021 11:57am
I Want
I want to be your lover,
Entwined for evermore,
Where your pleasure is my pleasure,
And sensual spirits soar.
I want to be the wave,
That crashes, flows and pours,
Caresses every part of you,
Laps upon your shores.
I want to be the diner,
That samples your smorgasbord,
Indulges in your sweet delights,
Never sated, well engorged.
I want to plunge deep into you,
Fill you, make you whole,
I want you to feel my urgency,
Deep inside your soul.
Entwined for evermore,
Where your pleasure is my pleasure,
And sensual spirits soar.
I want to be the wave,
That crashes, flows and pours,
Caresses every part of you,
Laps upon your shores.
I want to be the diner,
That samples your smorgasbord,
Indulges in your sweet delights,
Never sated, well engorged.
I want to plunge deep into you,
Fill you, make you whole,
I want you to feel my urgency,
Deep inside your soul.
#lust
#lover
#passion
202 reads
4 Comments
EROTIC POEM
Published
29th Dec 2020 00:29am
29th Dec 2020 00:29am
Candle
To the peaceful calm serenity,
Of a blissfully quiet night,
I am laying relaxed content,
Reading by candlelight,
Our marriage has a rhythm,
Where passion ebbs and flows,
And our desire is measured by:
A single candle glow,
To reciprocate desire,
Should our partner choose,
No spoken word required,
Simply light a candle too.
Tonight: excitement buzzing,
As wife and friends adjourn,
Depart for hen’s gaudy night,
I wait for her return.
I grow drowsy as the hours pass,
Reading...
Of a blissfully quiet night,
I am laying relaxed content,
Reading by candlelight,
Our marriage has a rhythm,
Where passion ebbs and flows,
And our desire is measured by:
A single candle glow,
To reciprocate desire,
Should our partner choose,
No spoken word required,
Simply light a candle too.
Tonight: excitement buzzing,
As wife and friends adjourn,
Depart for hen’s gaudy night,
I wait for her return.
I grow drowsy as the hours pass,
Reading...
#marriage
#erotic
126 reads
7 Comments
EROTIC POEM
Published
26th Dec 2020 7:20am
26th Dec 2020 7:20am
Spouse’s Sordid Story
#lust
#wife
#erotic #porn
#erotic #porn
186 reads
2 Comments
EROTIC POEM
Published
24th Dec 2020 6:05am
24th Dec 2020 6:05am
Christmas Gift
T’was a week before Christmas.
It was that time of year,
When everyone needed,
Some small Christmas cheer.
My wife asked for a favour,
An unusual kind,
“Please deliver this present,
To our friend, would you mind?”
“She’s estranged from her husband,
Her folks far from home,
I’m afraid she’ll spend Christmas,
Miserable and alone.”
“I would give it myself,
But I have shopping to do,
Besides, it is best,
She gets it from you.”
A box beautifully wrapped,
With a bow: small and pink, ...
It was that time of year,
When everyone needed,
Some small Christmas cheer.
My wife asked for a favour,
An unusual kind,
“Please deliver this present,
To our friend, would you mind?”
“She’s estranged from her husband,
Her folks far from home,
I’m afraid she’ll spend Christmas,
Miserable and alone.”
“I would give it myself,
But I have shopping to do,
Besides, it is best,
She gets it from you.”
A box beautifully wrapped,
With a bow: small and pink, ...
#loneliness
#sex
#funny
119 reads
3 Comments
EROTIC POEM
Published
21st Dec 2020 2:17am
21st Dec 2020 2:17am
Marriage Counselor
#sex
#funny
#learning
222 reads
6 Comments
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