Monday Night at Bertie's...

Why I gotta wait 'til Friday to feel free?  
All I need is my red wine, beer and me -  
Good music and watch what I want on TV,  
Infused with a fire-red vixen who won't let me be!  
There's good times to be had and I want everyone in -  
I'll drink 'til I can't remember anythin'!  
 
Maybe I'll head down to Bertie's Bar,  
Where I can drink what I like when.  
I do not even need money to spend -  
Cos he'll treat me like a superstar!  
This place is open 24 hours,  
7 days a week -  
Who said I need any sleep?!  
 
So, what do you care for at Bertie's?  
There's sex on the beach,  
A slippery nipple...  
Hey, what's your favourite tipple?  
You'll find the jugs are extra large here,  
Not just the beer!  
Wherever you are...  
Bertie's Bar isn't far.