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On ...Off ...Tell me Another...Cut the Crap !!
That's my new expression
Old school like me
No apologies
I'll run circles around your candy ass
Streaming replaced cable
Bigger and faster they claimed
Still clouds and freezes
Just more bullshit
On... Off I say
Freaks of nature
Guys wearing shorts in 40 degree NYC
Motorized bikes, scooters, skateboards
Riding on the sidewalks
Pedestrians be damned
Selfish isn’t a right of passage
Hold a door for your neighbor
On… Off I say
5000 channels
Ten ingredient flavored mayonnaise
QR codes stealing your info
Selling it cheap too
Modern world
Can't sleep at night
On...Off
Over and Out
Old school like me
No apologies
I'll run circles around your candy ass
Streaming replaced cable
Bigger and faster they claimed
Still clouds and freezes
Just more bullshit
On... Off I say
Freaks of nature
Guys wearing shorts in 40 degree NYC
Motorized bikes, scooters, skateboards
Riding on the sidewalks
Pedestrians be damned
Selfish isn’t a right of passage
Hold a door for your neighbor
On… Off I say
5000 channels
Ten ingredient flavored mayonnaise
QR codes stealing your info
Selling it cheap too
Modern world
Can't sleep at night
On...Off
Over and Out
Author's Note
We're all Screwed
Painting by Poetspeak
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Painting by Poetspeak
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Re. On ...Off ...Tell me Another...Cut the Crap !!
16th Apr 2024 6:53pm
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16th Apr 2024 7:04pm
Thank you K.O.
I have plenty of community rage and I’m sharing it !
Thank you !!
I have plenty of community rage and I’m sharing it !
Thank you !!
Re. On ...Off ...Tell me Another...Cut the Crap !!
16th Apr 2024 7:19pm
Oh boy...shorts in 40°...you should see the Midwest coeds in their micro shorts as soon as it's above freezing. Boggles the mind. For all the "improvements" these days, it's still a mess. Trade offs. Get this...but lose that for the gain. Totally get this one
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16th Apr 2024 7:40pm
This was my rage play for today.
Maybe another tomorrow.
I felt better after posting it.
Thanks Willow !
Maybe another tomorrow.
I felt better after posting it.
Thanks Willow !
Re. On ...Off ...Tell me Another...Cut the Crap !!
16th Apr 2024 8:27pm
Wow, Poet. Rage on. 10 ingredient flavored mayonnaise. Ok Sir. Love it Fia xoxo
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16th Apr 2024 8:48pm
Yeah Fia ..
You’re new here but I’m the unofficial Sheriff / Mayor.
Like to do a smackdown when needed
BIG THANKS
You’re new here but I’m the unofficial Sheriff / Mayor.
Like to do a smackdown when needed
BIG THANKS
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16th Apr 2024 8:56pm
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16th Apr 2024 9:17pm
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16th Apr 2024 9:28pm
There's something quite debonair about Mr. Boxhead.
I keep things simple. I cut the cable and bought a cheap indoor antenna and I'm fine even if I don't get a million channels.
I stay away from the city. Women getting hit, people being pushed in front of subways, and all the other bull. This world is changing and it's not for the better.
Mr. Boxhead knows. :)
I keep things simple. I cut the cable and bought a cheap indoor antenna and I'm fine even if I don't get a million channels.
I stay away from the city. Women getting hit, people being pushed in front of subways, and all the other bull. This world is changing and it's not for the better.
Mr. Boxhead knows. :)
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16th Apr 2024 10:08pm
Yeah, you’re right on target to what I’m saying.
Mr. Boxhead is wise.
Cities are in trouble and I don’t know where to move …
Thanks Dragonblood !
Mr. Boxhead is wise.
Cities are in trouble and I don’t know where to move …
Thanks Dragonblood !
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16th Apr 2024 10:12pm
All my old friends moved to Florida. But the heat...the hurricanes...Hmm? I don't know.
I was up in times square about 5 years ago at the Nickolodean Theater seeing the black crows. It was a nice night out. Now? No way I'm going up there.
You're welcome, and I wish you good luck.
I was up in times square about 5 years ago at the Nickolodean Theater seeing the black crows. It was a nice night out. Now? No way I'm going up there.
You're welcome, and I wish you good luck.
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16th Apr 2024 10:21pm
There are pockets of ÑYC that I hide in. Some even have a small town feel. But the pandemic changed a lot and it's hard to reckon with...
Not a big fan of the heat..
Not a big fan of the heat..
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17th Apr 2024 1:08am
Mr Boxhead's expression says it all. It's nice to be sheltered in a Canadian small town. We have our own issues...
❤k
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17th Apr 2024 2:00am
Yeah, often I long for a small town yet I know there are caveats everywhere !
Thx for your comment Red
❤🖤
Thx for your comment Red
❤🖤
Re. On ...Off ...Tell me Another...Cut the Crap !!
Anonymous
17th Apr 2024 1:40am
This is awesome. And I agree with your sentiments.
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17th Apr 2024 2:01am
Re. On ...Off ...Tell me Another...Cut the Crap !!
17th Apr 2024 9:26am
Let me tell you a secret: the world is screwed.
Can't love this write of yours enough: it's raw, bold and provocative.
There's way too many pussies out there and here you are: telling it like it is.
HUGE LIKE :-)
Can't love this write of yours enough: it's raw, bold and provocative.
There's way too many pussies out there and here you are: telling it like it is.
HUGE LIKE :-)
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17th Apr 2024 12:36pm
Yes, world is screwed and I'm still the official BIG MOUTH here spreading the sad gospel and making me take notice. Least I can do.
Love your comment and stay tuned !
Dig the HUGE LIKE
Thanks D
Love your comment and stay tuned !
Dig the HUGE LIKE
Thanks D
Re. On ...Off ...Tell me Another...Cut the Crap !!
17th Apr 2024 4:03pm
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17th Apr 2024 4:11pm
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17th Apr 2024 4:38pm
Thanks. Maybe one day I'll earn my first star. Guess I need more training.
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17th Apr 2024 5:08pm
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17th Apr 2024 5:09pm
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17th Apr 2024 5:12pm
Of course
You're a favorite
See Lola at the Canteen, she's got something nice for you..
You're a favorite
See Lola at the Canteen, she's got something nice for you..
Re. On ...Off ...Tell me Another...Cut the Crap !!
17th Apr 2024 4:31pm
Quite funny, I way talking about the same thing earlier on today.
Streaming services are becoming expensive and now expensive even more than the cable they said they are replacing....
I resonate your anger
Streaming services are becoming expensive and now expensive even more than the cable they said they are replacing....
I resonate your anger
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17th Apr 2024 5:10pm
Yes !!
Streaming was touted as amazing.
It's not as good as cable in my book.
Thanks for your comment and validation on this write. Life is frustrating enough.
On ... Off
Keep it simple
Streaming was touted as amazing.
It's not as good as cable in my book.
Thanks for your comment and validation on this write. Life is frustrating enough.
On ... Off
Keep it simple
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17th Apr 2024 6:24pm
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17th Apr 2024 6:46pm
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18th Apr 2024 7:26am
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18th Apr 2024 12:31pm
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18th Apr 2024 7:28am
this is righteous dearest Poet I get your message you are a stand up guy coming forward with the truth you got cahones...
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18th Apr 2024 12:34pm
I do my best to point out flaws in our world and society as a whole. There's a lot to point out. I believe in brethren and unity but also telling these fuck tards whats up too !!
Thx Brenda
Appreciate you !
Thx Brenda
Appreciate you !
Re. On ...Off ...Tell me Another...Cut the Crap !!
19th Apr 2024 7:01am
Dear PS,
The world’s a steaming heap of dung on a good day. I really appreciated this candid point of view. Made me feel like there was at least one other person on the planet who noticed all the nonsense of the world. I salute you!
Awesome write. H🌷
The world’s a steaming heap of dung on a good day. I really appreciated this candid point of view. Made me feel like there was at least one other person on the planet who noticed all the nonsense of the world. I salute you!
Awesome write. H🌷
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19th Apr 2024 1:17pm
Dear H,
You know me.
When stuff spins out too much I'm gonna open my trap !!
This poem was generated in part by my
80 year cousin in Florida. He needed to get a loaner car from his Mini Cooper Dealership and when he went to use the radio, it was so digitally complicated that he ended up listening to some Cuban Country Western stuff because at least it was music. He then went off on technology and how he longed for the old days when things were on and off on your car radio. I kind of agree, technology is good but so much in our world is complicated. Manners gone, everyone glued to their phones, a lack of civility.
This sucks, change it.
Mirroring Beavis and Butthead ...
Guess I ranted a bit 🤪
Love your comment H
Thank you
😍
You know me.
When stuff spins out too much I'm gonna open my trap !!
This poem was generated in part by my
80 year cousin in Florida. He needed to get a loaner car from his Mini Cooper Dealership and when he went to use the radio, it was so digitally complicated that he ended up listening to some Cuban Country Western stuff because at least it was music. He then went off on technology and how he longed for the old days when things were on and off on your car radio. I kind of agree, technology is good but so much in our world is complicated. Manners gone, everyone glued to their phones, a lack of civility.
This sucks, change it.
Mirroring Beavis and Butthead ...
Guess I ranted a bit 🤪
Love your comment H
Thank you
😍
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19th Apr 2024 2:15pm
I know what you want to do to my candy ass...
It's sweet and always ready.
Waiting for bigger and faster. No freezes.
In... Out I say. Again and again.
What's wrong with shorts in 40 degree weather?
There are always ways to stay warm...
I suppose I am always HOT, so I love the cold...
Pedestrians have the right of way damnit! ;)
Until something bigger and faster comes along I suppose.
I love it when someone holds the door...
It happens a lot here in the South though.
5000 channels... don't live your life in a box.
Flavored mayonnaise can be really good though.
Everyone wants your info, I know what that's like. :p
Sleeping is difficult, no off...
I know what you really want to say...
But we can't say some things can we?
Box head always knows...
It's sweet and always ready.
Waiting for bigger and faster. No freezes.
In... Out I say. Again and again.
What's wrong with shorts in 40 degree weather?
There are always ways to stay warm...
I suppose I am always HOT, so I love the cold...
Pedestrians have the right of way damnit! ;)
Until something bigger and faster comes along I suppose.
I love it when someone holds the door...
It happens a lot here in the South though.
5000 channels... don't live your life in a box.
Flavored mayonnaise can be really good though.
Everyone wants your info, I know what that's like. :p
Sleeping is difficult, no off...
I know what you really want to say...
But we can't say some things can we?
Box head always knows...
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Damn
Where do I start ?
Candy Ass seems a good place. If we start there, there's no reason to go further.
In ... Out ... Repeat
Remember Times Square a few years ago when I.... cough, nevermind...... lots of dots
I'll stop here, you're too young to be as pissed off as I am all the time at society's ill will.
Young is good.. BIG LIKE
Comments like this, no wonder it's hard to be good. Bad is so much more fun ..
Thanks Kx
Where do I start ?
Candy Ass seems a good place. If we start there, there's no reason to go further.
In ... Out ... Repeat
Remember Times Square a few years ago when I.... cough, nevermind...... lots of dots
I'll stop here, you're too young to be as pissed off as I am all the time at society's ill will.
Young is good.. BIG LIKE
Comments like this, no wonder it's hard to be good. Bad is so much more fun ..
Thanks Kx
Re. On ...Off ...Tell me Another...Cut the Crap !!
19th Apr 2024 11:11pm
This reminds me of my grandmother (thank you). She had a CB radio and her handle was "Buffalo Beaver." She threw a fit any time something modern came along, but when she got that CB radio, everything changed. I learned words that even I can't say today.
The world doesn't suck and people don't really either. People just got lazy. We need someone like you to shake things up, make people shape up, pay attention, cut the crap.
And while you're at it, get boxhead laid. He looks a lil too frazzled.
The world doesn't suck and people don't really either. People just got lazy. We need someone like you to shake things up, make people shape up, pay attention, cut the crap.
And while you're at it, get boxhead laid. He looks a lil too frazzled.
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19th Apr 2024 11:40pm
Yeah
That’s my job
Unofficial Sheriff and Mayor
You fuck up I’ll give you a warning the first time
Second time you’re going in the Clink
Third time, you don’t want to know
That’s what we need more of
This Rob a bank and hurt someone and you get released no bail
No frigging way
My way or else I
If only it were that easy
Albany, get real I’m coming for you.
Yeah Boxhead needs action, working too hard saving the neighborhood
Thx Mary
You get it and Me
That’s my job
Unofficial Sheriff and Mayor
You fuck up I’ll give you a warning the first time
Second time you’re going in the Clink
Third time, you don’t want to know
That’s what we need more of
This Rob a bank and hurt someone and you get released no bail
No frigging way
My way or else I
If only it were that easy
Albany, get real I’m coming for you.
Yeah Boxhead needs action, working too hard saving the neighborhood
Thx Mary
You get it and Me
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19th Apr 2024 11:44pm
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20th Apr 2024 00:01am
You know
I’d like to
I’ll take BatPowers with me.
I call him Senator
He can do the the politics while I round up the National Guard.
My beloved NYC has been raped by Albany.
I want my city back …
I’d like to
I’ll take BatPowers with me.
I call him Senator
He can do the the politics while I round up the National Guard.
My beloved NYC has been raped by Albany.
I want my city back …
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20th Apr 2024 7:23pm
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20th Apr 2024 7:42pm
The truth is hard to come by these days so I appreciate your comment Bat !
I'll keep bringing my gospel ..
Thanks !
I'll keep bringing my gospel ..
Thanks !
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11th Jun 2024 3:46am
I was thinking of doing a piece on QR codes a couple of months back, how they're everywhere. Hell, I used them alot for work around campus.
Either way, loved the energy in this, your spills are quick witted observations.
BL
Either way, loved the energy in this, your spills are quick witted observations.
BL
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11th Jun 2024 3:59am