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Fuck Teddy Swims
Eh.
I kept the
side dude,
because he can
dance like
my wildest dreams
and fuck like them too
Good lay
Good time
but good goddamn
I wish I could
feel anything beyond
the vague
fondness and
slight irritation
I’d most associate
with a pet that
gets hair on your
just-dry-cleaned black coat
Sure.
He’s cute.
he makes me forget
about (him)
things
But I can’t
feel him enough
to write an angsty poem
with him
as the subject.
And he’s blowing
my phone up
confirming our
plans for later…
and he was so
fucking proud
to tell me…
The song that got him
laid
The song he moved me
around a packed dance floor,
the song that ended
in a dip and return
where our mouths
panted into each
others breath
is his ring tone
for me now.
I don’t even fucking call him.
And I think it’s the first
big emotion I’ve felt
about him outside
of the bedroom.
Making that song
an effigy to me was
a grand enough gesture
to make me feel.
And
I think
I feel
disgusted.
I kept the
side dude,
because he can
dance like
my wildest dreams
and fuck like them too
Good lay
Good time
but good goddamn
I wish I could
feel anything beyond
the vague
fondness and
slight irritation
I’d most associate
with a pet that
gets hair on your
just-dry-cleaned black coat
Sure.
He’s cute.
he makes me forget
about (him)
things
But I can’t
feel him enough
to write an angsty poem
with him
as the subject.
And he’s blowing
my phone up
confirming our
plans for later…
and he was so
fucking proud
to tell me…
The song that got him
laid
The song he moved me
around a packed dance floor,
the song that ended
in a dip and return
where our mouths
panted into each
others breath
is his ring tone
for me now.
I don’t even fucking call him.
And I think it’s the first
big emotion I’ve felt
about him outside
of the bedroom.
Making that song
an effigy to me was
a grand enough gesture
to make me feel.
And
I think
I feel
disgusted.
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Re. Fuck Teddy Swims
24th Feb 2024 10:05pm
She kept him. He dropped her. She came back 2 decades later.
Damn Yankees.
Damn Yankees.
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25th Feb 2024 6:22pm
Re. Fuck Teddy Swims
24th Feb 2024 10:12pm
Hahaha, He hasn't mastered the art of a side piece yet. Then if it's that kinda good, you can get turnt out with but one taste. Tight
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25th Feb 2024 6:24pm
Fuck, right? There are RULES.
The first is: don't bother me with relationship stuff.
I don't want to know your favorite color. I don't care what superpower you'd want. I give zero shits about your conversation starters to try to figure me out. You can't.
Like the deal is: Let's go out drinking, and then fuck. How hard is that?!
Re. Fuck Teddy Swims
24th Feb 2024 10:38pm
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25th Feb 2024 6:27pm
WHY?! Like, that is a big no-no.
The bitch of the stereotypes is that they're all wrong. That women are more emotional about sexuality, and men are more feelings. BULLSHIT.
Men catch feelings the second they get good ass. Women are just there for the ass. It's gross when it happens that fast.
Re. Fuck Teddy Swims
24th Feb 2024 11:29pm
hello lovely one sounds disgusting and mushy... but as for the dancing killer makes me think of Saturday Night Fever and John... those dancers can really turn you on... have fun but don't get caught 💕
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Ah, no. Not quite like that. My BFF and I are pretty accomplished Latin dancers (he's Puerto Rican and his family literally salsa dances at 2 am in the kitchen on a Tuesday), and we started hanging out at a country bar for the line dancing and two-step. Salsa translates pretty fucking quick. The lead is usually the stronger dancer, and dictates all of the moves, and that makes me shivery.
It looks like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zvQjmpT2Kc&t=36s
It's hot.
It looks like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zvQjmpT2Kc&t=36s
It's hot.
Re: Re. Fuck Teddy Swims
25th Feb 2024 8:33pm
I live in California I've only known one lady who was Puerto Rican she was so beautiful to me she was from Chicago and as teens we were in a program for wayward girls...her and I made a break for it after we both agreed the older men that came to teach were looking hot to us...her name was Dianna... have all the fun life has to afford you...
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Re. Fuck Teddy Swims
25th Feb 2024 1:57am
I read this and had a chuckle when it got to the part about the ring tone.
I don't even fucking call him. hahaha
He's hoping you do - and if you do - he wants you to know - YOU GOT YOUR OWN RING TONE!!!
All I can say is follow your instincts. You are a falcon amiga:)
I don't even fucking call him. hahaha
He's hoping you do - and if you do - he wants you to know - YOU GOT YOUR OWN RING TONE!!!
All I can say is follow your instincts. You are a falcon amiga:)
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Re: Re. Fuck Teddy Swims
25th Feb 2024 6:38pm
Ew. That's gross. Didn't we stop doing ringtones in the 2000s?
But thank you my friend, I appreciate you!
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25th Feb 2024 3:57am
Re: Re. Fuck Teddy Swims
25th Feb 2024 6:39pm
My life is surreal, lovely. It really is.
I wouldn't choose to be me again in another life, but since I'm here I'm going to live the fuck out of what I have.
Re. Fuck Teddy Swims
Favourite chunk (for way that describes a song that makes you want to make love)
The song that got him
laid
The song he moved me
around a packed dance floor,
the song that ended
in a dip and return
where our mouths
panted into each
others breath
is his ring tone
I might feel complimented to be remembered for the song that brought you two together.
The song that got him
laid
The song he moved me
around a packed dance floor,
the song that ended
in a dip and return
where our mouths
panted into each
others breath
is his ring tone
I might feel complimented to be remembered for the song that brought you two together.
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Re: Re. Fuck Teddy Swims
25th Feb 2024 6:21pm
Lose Control -- Teddy Swims
The irony is I don't think about him when I hear it. I think about someone, but not him.
Anyhoo. It was a sexy song to dance to.
The irony is I don't think about him when I hear it. I think about someone, but not him.
Anyhoo. It was a sexy song to dance to.
Re. Fuck Teddy Swims
25th Feb 2024 9:14am
Dear B,
This write reminds me of a guy I had once upon a time ago:
🥃
🚬
❤️🔥
🙄
🖕🏻
And that was the sum total of my feelings for him. He couldn’t take a hint and I couldn’t shake him. For months. It was not the distraction I was hoping for. Alas, I digress from the brilliance of the poem. It was brilliant. The end. 😊
H🌷
This write reminds me of a guy I had once upon a time ago:
🥃
🚬
❤️🔥
🙄
🖕🏻
And that was the sum total of my feelings for him. He couldn’t take a hint and I couldn’t shake him. For months. It was not the distraction I was hoping for. Alas, I digress from the brilliance of the poem. It was brilliant. The end. 😊
H🌷
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Re: Re. Fuck Teddy Swims
25th Feb 2024 6:41pm
Thank you for the understanding.
But he's so good at things I like. I just don't want to talk to him, or be around him.
And I think he's going to be hard to shake. I'm dreading waking up to him standing in a pickup truck with a boom box over his head crying.
For now though, it's kind of fun to be annoyed. After losing The Fucking One, I guess this is forward momentum, and I'm here for it.
Re. Fuck Teddy Swims
25th Feb 2024 12:55pm
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25th Feb 2024 6:42pm
That almost hurt my feelings. First time in forever you didn't give it to me straight.
But I respect that.
Big like, my friend.
Re. Fuck Teddy Swims
25th Feb 2024 10:35pm
You put the "In" in sin.
Some lesser readers may gasp at your choices. But I am all about quality of the write. As in "Are you not entertained?!" towards the readers. You got that, with a sharp blade.
The life cycle of a lovelife can be brutal. Yet your warning labels are enticements. Bad Betty!
Lol.
Some lesser readers may gasp at your choices. But I am all about quality of the write. As in "Are you not entertained?!" towards the readers. You got that, with a sharp blade.
The life cycle of a lovelife can be brutal. Yet your warning labels are enticements. Bad Betty!
Lol.
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Re: Re. Fuck Teddy Swims
26th Feb 2024 2:38am
Someone once said I liked bad boys, but I don’t. I am the bad boy. I really am.
Also, nailed it my BFAM. I’m in a leather unitard spinning in a circle in the blood of my fellow captives, screaming to the unwashed masses.
Are. You. Not. Entertained?!
To watch the rise and fall of a human, the chronic cycle of fuckery and to gain the sly moral superiority in each fall of a champion…
And how I do like to fall. 🙂
Re. Fuck Teddy Swims
26th Feb 2024 00:45am
Re: Re. Fuck Teddy Swims
26th Feb 2024 2:39am
Ah. I love it too. I love gutting my thoughts and sorting through them here.
And I love you. Tons. Really.
Re. Fuck Teddy Swims
26th Feb 2024 1:47am
Pardon me while I laugh outright over the pet hair. That is a true irritant right there. Need a good lint roller for that. By the time I reached the end the laugh was replaced with "sigh..." What was he thinking? Or was he thinking? Do I sense a lint roller in his future?
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Re: Re. Fuck Teddy Swims
26th Feb 2024 2:40am
Oh. My. Fuck.
Pet hair. Uuuuuuggghhh. And you like the pet and want to keep it around but fuck this hair! Fuck it right out the door.
Thanks WW. I appreciate you.
Pet hair. Uuuuuuggghhh. And you like the pet and want to keep it around but fuck this hair! Fuck it right out the door.
Thanks WW. I appreciate you.
Re. Fuck Teddy Swims
4th Mar 2024 8:44am