Farter Starter

 
Carly Magee is an eight year old child with special powers
Her parents had been participants of a government experiment
Carly Magee has an ability to make anybody fart instantly
So loud and so hard beyond all gastrointestinal embarrassment
 
She can make anyone’s ass pass gas with just one glance
At first you may laugh but then you’ll feel terror and fear
An air of despair will leave your body and into your pants
When she looks at you, your tummy will feel very weird
 
Now the government wants to find her and control her
If they want to harness her power they’ll need an army of men  
You’ve never witnessed flatulence with so much violence
After this, you’ll never be able to break wind like this again…
 
From the mind of a Stephen King’s fan’s reader’s imagination
Comes a thrilling scary parody of the decade
 
Starring  
Antonio Fartgas
Gaseous Gunn
Louise Flatulent
Fart Carney
George C. Poot
Fartin Sheen
Heather Fartlear
David Stink  
And
Drew Barrymore
 
Farter Starter
 
Directed by Shart Lester
 
Farting soon to a theater near you