Doggy Style

I once saw Cerberus
The three headed dog
Guarding the gateway to hell
In the back window
Of a Volkswagon
All three heads
Were nodding furiously
As though they were in agreeance
No shaggy dog tale
With Cerberus
The gatekeeper to hell
And as the Volkswagon
Suddenly turned left
As it crossed the border
Into Hades
I noticed all three heads
Were now wearing shades!
(Must be hot there?)
To follow, would be folly
As i had heard that Cerberus
Was rarely jolly
And i found it a muzzle
That it wore no muzzle
It glanced at me
For a while
Whilst i tried not to imagine
Did it do it doggy style?

by Jemia