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Christmas Prowler
Hello my Christmas prowler, shake the boxes as much as you can, squeeze the packages and try to guess, I know what you desire, still I will not confess
Sugar plums continue to dance in your head
Ask me where I have been and sneak up on me with your camera while I am shopping,
I am acquainted with your trickery and enjoyably confident you will not be stopping
You have met your match as you try to peer and to sneak, but you underestimate that I have merrily allowed you to follow me and permitted you to peak
Dashing through the snow
You are on my naughty list, I did not have to think twice, brace yourself, this much I will share, I am on the sock aisle near T-shirts and men’s underwear
Your stocking will be hung by the bedpost, “ok” with care, but you will also find kisses and love and a new tie to share
Pa rum pum pum pum
Sugar plums continue to dance in your head
Ask me where I have been and sneak up on me with your camera while I am shopping,
I am acquainted with your trickery and enjoyably confident you will not be stopping
You have met your match as you try to peer and to sneak, but you underestimate that I have merrily allowed you to follow me and permitted you to peak
Dashing through the snow
You are on my naughty list, I did not have to think twice, brace yourself, this much I will share, I am on the sock aisle near T-shirts and men’s underwear
Your stocking will be hung by the bedpost, “ok” with care, but you will also find kisses and love and a new tie to share
Pa rum pum pum pum
Author's Note
Merry Christmas and cozy socks 🧦😁🎄
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Re. Christmas Prowler
19th Dec 2022 00:47am
Okay my mind went straight to the gutter as usual. lol Shake the box, squeeze the package... just saying... yes, I know what you desire. :p And yes, you are on the naughty list NG. ;) This is super cute. We so want the surprise and yet we always try to figure it out beforehand anyway. Prowling around like a cat, so curious... So naughty...
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Well I love that your mind went there! You’re in the right place! Don’t forget the tie at the end 😉 Prowling around is always fun, and should always be rewarded lol. Thank you, Kristina 💝
Re. Christmas Prowler
19th Dec 2022 1:53am
Naughty or Nice
Sounds like a win win for both of you
Playful and fun write
BIG FUN LIKE
Sounds like a win win for both of you
Playful and fun write
BIG FUN LIKE
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Re. Christmas Prowler
19th Dec 2022 1:56am
Cute! Is it still prowling though, if you're aware and willing? Lol.
Perhaps it's all part of the thrill. Plus they're trying to see what you're getting them!
-What a joyful read. This place doesn't get enough of them!
Perhaps it's all part of the thrill. Plus they're trying to see what you're getting them!
-What a joyful read. This place doesn't get enough of them!
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19th Dec 2022 4:53am
Re. Christmas Prowler
19th Dec 2022 7:33am
A cheeky read, imagining what she is thinking of the attention he is furtively giving.
Love the innuendoes - "shake the boxes, squeeze the packages, plums dancing in your head [particularly if he keeps his head in his trousers LOL]
Love the innuendoes - "shake the boxes, squeeze the packages, plums dancing in your head [particularly if he keeps his head in his trousers LOL]
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Re: Re. Christmas Prowler
19th Dec 2022 4:03pm
Yes, innuendoes throughout. Lol about the sugar plums! Thank you, Solomon Song!
Re. Christmas Prowler
19th Dec 2022 8:53am
Dear NG,
Nope. Stop it. Too cute. Your poem is Just the ticket tonight.
Upbeat. Charming. Full of holiday cheer. Love it. Merry Christmas!
H🌷
Nope. Stop it. Too cute. Your poem is Just the ticket tonight.
Upbeat. Charming. Full of holiday cheer. Love it. Merry Christmas!
H🌷
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Re: Re. Christmas Prowler
19th Dec 2022 4:12pm
I’m so happy this was the ticket! 🎟😁
Thank you, Honoria and Merry Christmas!
🎄🦌❄️❣️
Thank you, Honoria and Merry Christmas!
🎄🦌❄️❣️
Re. Christmas Prowler
19th Dec 2022 5:15pm
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19th Dec 2022 5:23pm
Re. Christmas Prowler
19th Dec 2022 6:44pm
This is a very complex poem. If your pure of heart you derive simple conclusions. If your adventurous others. Still festive and relevant to the fun of the holidays. And it captures the emotion of shopping for that special someone and why it all matters. The caption photo really helps set the mood. Honest and playful with a real exposure to you the author. Letting the reader experience all that went into the body of work you shared. And your out in the world with others on your mind. The true spirit of Christmas. Well done.
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19th Dec 2022 7:10pm
Re. Christmas Prowler
20th Dec 2022 2:55am
I get it! I'm the worst. I do shake my presents.
Also like to see how heavy they are. I always like to guess and see what it its.
It's my nosy holiday spirit. haha
Thanks for posting - this was a happy read!
Was that picture taken at Target? It seems like Target. Hummm?
See what I mean! LOL
I also loved how you styled the photo?
It all blended together beautifully:)
Also like to see how heavy they are. I always like to guess and see what it its.
It's my nosy holiday spirit. haha
Thanks for posting - this was a happy read!
Was that picture taken at Target? It seems like Target. Hummm?
See what I mean! LOL
I also loved how you styled the photo?
It all blended together beautifully:)
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Re: Re. Christmas Prowler
20th Dec 2022 5:43am
Hi Adelphina!
I have to admit, I’m a shaker and a feeler too. Yes, I know how that sounds lol. I’ve mastered tricking people into telling me! Strategic questions and you are into the questions also 😂
This was at TJmaxx. I blurred out their slogan across the top.
Thanks so much! I wish you a Joyous Christmas! 🎁🎄
I have to admit, I’m a shaker and a feeler too. Yes, I know how that sounds lol. I’ve mastered tricking people into telling me! Strategic questions and you are into the questions also 😂
This was at TJmaxx. I blurred out their slogan across the top.
Thanks so much! I wish you a Joyous Christmas! 🎁🎄
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20th Dec 2022 12:01pm
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20th Dec 2022 2:16pm
Re: Re. Christmas Prowler
21st Dec 2022 3:02am
You needed comment #20 so I'm laying it on thick ...
Odd numbers close to 0 numbers bug me
Odd numbers close to 0 numbers bug me
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Re: Re. Christmas Prowler
21st Dec 2022 4:58am
😂😂😂
I wanted to respond to this but I’m it bringing back to an odd number. Thank you for evening things up!
I wanted to respond to this but I’m it bringing back to an odd number. Thank you for evening things up!
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21st Dec 2022 1:05am
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31st Dec 2022 4:01pm
Re. Christmas Prowler
31st Dec 2022 7:26am
Hoi hoi
Hope this finds you well.
I specially liked the warmth and the gentle self mocking.
What a Christmas poem this is.
I love it to pieces. The Sock aisle. What a find!
Thank you for sharing!
Kind regards, Gus
Hope this finds you well.
I specially liked the warmth and the gentle self mocking.
What a Christmas poem this is.
I love it to pieces. The Sock aisle. What a find!
Thank you for sharing!
Kind regards, Gus
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Re. Christmas Prowler
31st Dec 2022 3:59pm
Hello Gus!
I’m glad you loved this to pieces!
Sock aisle 😁
Thank you kindly,
NG
I’m glad you loved this to pieces!
Sock aisle 😁
Thank you kindly,
NG
Re. Christmas Prowler
8th Jan 2023 3:00am
I like 👍 this one nice 👌 ink spill 👏 👏!!! Please checkout 👍 😉 my tell Santa 🎅 😉 ok 👌 please 🙏 keep on writing ✍ ok peace ✌ and blessings always 🙏
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Re: Re. Christmas Prowler
8th Jan 2023 3:07am
Hi Richy Rich!
Thanks so much!
On my way to “tell Santa”
Blessings to you also!
Thanks so much!
On my way to “tell Santa”
Blessings to you also!
Re: Re. Christmas Prowler
8th Jan 2023 3:09am
Your very welcome 🙏!! And hope you like 👍 it 😀!! Peace ✌ and blessings always 🙏
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Re. Christmas Prowler
12th Jan 2023 00:29am
"A new tie to share"?
Is that like "with stockings to a bed post" or as in "knotted loosely around a neck, and slowly tightening as erotic intensity climbs and movement becomes more frenzied"?
This is neither Home Alone nor Alvin and the Chipmunks
It is definitely well put together and thought provoking
Love it
Is that like "with stockings to a bed post" or as in "knotted loosely around a neck, and slowly tightening as erotic intensity climbs and movement becomes more frenzied"?
This is neither Home Alone nor Alvin and the Chipmunks
It is definitely well put together and thought provoking
Love it
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Re. Christmas Prowler
12th Jan 2023 2:21am
Thank you, I’m happy you found this well put together! I’m also glad you found it thought-provoking and your thoughts are right on mark! Weren’t neck ties made purely for erotic intensity?
Re. Christmas Prowler
22nd Jan 2023 3:14am
Naughty poem, indeed. Nice rhymes and nice flow. Great story it tells about her deepest desires. I enjoyed this one very much. You are a great writer. Keep it up.
Thanks for sharing,
Sedic J. Huxwell
Thanks for sharing,
Sedic J. Huxwell
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22nd Jan 2023 4:33pm