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Mary’s Day Off
Mary had a little snake
It started to arouse her
A quick unzip
Her hand did dip
She found it in my trousers
Mary had a little lick
She said it tasted salty
It’s not like rock
I like your cock
I hope it isn’t faulty
Mary had a little grab
She put it right inside her
I thrust it in
Like pushing tin
I couldn’t help but ride her
Mary had a little squeal
And then a fine orgasm
Her ass I rode
I shot my load
And watched her body spasm
Mary had a cigarette
Still lying in the nude
Thought I was hot
My ego shot
She said you weren’t that good
Published 24th Jul 2017
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Anonymous
24th Jul 2017 3:26am
🤣🤣🤣🤣
David...giggling like crazy over here...for a day off she was pretty busy!!! How I adore you!
Xoxo Taryn
David...giggling like crazy over here...for a day off she was pretty busy!!! How I adore you!
Xoxo Taryn
25th Jul 2017 1:01am
Anonymous
24th Jul 2017 9:04am
Dude this shit is priceless !! 😂
25th Jul 2017 1:02am
Anonymous
5th Aug 2017 3:18pm
😂
Anonymous
24th Jul 2017 2:20pm
Bloody hell, you make me laugh every time! Big grins from across the Pond!
25th Jul 2017 1:08am
I can almost see your grin from way over there :-) thank you for the read and the smile :-)
24th Jul 2017 3:51pm
Hee HEE!! HaHaHa! HA!! HA!!! What a wonderful way to ward off a potentially nasty case of the Mondays!!
Now i wonder...who actually requested the day off--Miss Mary...or her lamb??? Obviously...she had another idea about her RR...
As for her lamb......?? (Well...perhaps you are saving the story of lamb's day off, for a future posting? HOPING so!!)
Still giggling from this one! :p
Now i wonder...who actually requested the day off--Miss Mary...or her lamb??? Obviously...she had another idea about her RR...
As for her lamb......?? (Well...perhaps you are saving the story of lamb's day off, for a future posting? HOPING so!!)
Still giggling from this one! :p
25th Jul 2017 7:38pm
the Lamb was at his Karate class doing chops :-) it's good to giggle :-)
25th Jul 2017 1:30pm
I don't know the legalities of reproducing children's nursery rhymes into an erotic adult book; however, you should definitely look into it! It would be a best seller!
25th Jul 2017 7:40pm
now there's a thought :-) you are a constant source of inspiration - thank you :-)
