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Old Macdonald’s Horny Farm
Old Macdonald's horny farm, E-I-E-I-O,
And on his farm he had a cow, E-I-E-I-O.
With a “moo-hump” here and a “moo-hump” there,
Here a “moo,” there a “hump,”
Everywhere a “moo-hump,”
Old Macdonald’s horny farm, E-I-E-I-O
Old Macdonald's horny farm, E-I-E-I-O,
And on his farm he had a pig, E-I-E-I-O.
with an oink-boink here and an oink-boink there
Here an oink, there a boink
Everywhere an oink-boink
Old Macdonald’s horny farm, E-I-E-I-O
Old Macdonald's horny farm, E-I-E-I-O,
And on his farm he had a Hen, E-I-E-I-O.
With a cluck-fuck here and a cluck-fuck there
Here a cluck, there a fuck
Everywhere a cluck-fuck
Old Macdonald’s horny farm, E-I-E-I-O
Old Macdonald's horny farm, E-I-E-I-O,
And on his farm he had a sheep, E-I-E-I-O.
With a baa-shag here and a baa-shag there
Here a baa, there a shag
Everywhere a baa-shag
Old Macdonald’s horny farm, E-I-E-I-O
Old Macdonald's horny farm, E-I-E-I-O,
And on his farm he wanted sex, E-I-E-I-O.
With a moo-hump here and an oink-boink there
Here a cluck, there a fuck
Everywhere a sheep shag
Old Macdonald’s emptied sack, E-I-E-I-O
Published 24th Jul 2017
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Anonymous
24th Jul 2017 3:29am
ohhh maaaaa gaaaaaaaaaaaaahd!!!! now I'll tell you...giggling is a great way to send my ass off to bed! What in the bloody hell would I do without this place!!?? David, this is hysterical!
xoxo Taryn
xoxo Taryn
25th Jul 2017 00:50am
Anonymous
24th Jul 2017 9:04am
LMAO !!
25th Jul 2017 00:50am
24th Jul 2017 10:25am
Nice laugh, my favorite is still your poem - heavy petting zoo. Great sense of humor, man
25th Jul 2017 00:53am
I get a lot out of making people laugh when I can - glad you enjoyed it :-)
24th Jul 2017 1:24pm
What a way to start my day .. lol. Love your sense of humor. Thank you David !! 😂
25th Jul 2017 00:55am
Anonymous
24th Jul 2017 2:21pm
You're killing me here! I can't breathe for laughing. Oh my gods, David, I so needed this rolling piece!
25th Jul 2017 00:56am
LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL!.....Here's the proof of the familiar cliche's validity that "laughter (really) is the best medicine"--my case of the Monday morning blues, officially cured!
I live in a rural area, and this piece gives a whole new meaning to 'down on the farm'...and tending to the daily chores! Won't ever be able to think about--let alone, sing about-- "Old MacDonald's " farm again, without fits of uncontrolled giggles!
( ....And regarding these naughty nursery rhymes of yours.....all i can say is: more...M o r e....MORE !!!)
I live in a rural area, and this piece gives a whole new meaning to 'down on the farm'...and tending to the daily chores! Won't ever be able to think about--let alone, sing about-- "Old MacDonald's " farm again, without fits of uncontrolled giggles!
( ....And regarding these naughty nursery rhymes of yours.....all i can say is: more...M o r e....MORE !!!)
25th Jul 2017 00:59am
it's important to me to spread some laughs and smiles when I can - glad it made you giggle - mission accomplished :-) ehugs on their way :-)
Anonymous
24th Jul 2017 11:51pm
Haha what a great remake of such an ordinarily boring nursery rhyme, I love it!
25th Jul 2017 00:57am
