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Nursery Crime
Little boy blue
Can blow his own horn
He does it when watching
Animal porn
He sucks like a madman
He licks like mad dogs
He gets good and hard
Watching dry humping frogs
He loves lions that fuck
And ducks shagging duck
And chimps masturbating
Dirty pigs copulating
Hippos that bump
Tigers that pump
Reindeer that rut
Baboons in the butt
Birds all with peckers
Elephant ass wreckers
Snakes that go squish
Not forgetting blowfish
Rabbits that screw
Hares matted with goo
Rhinos get the horn
Donkeys get well worn
Gorillas hand crafted
Giraffes getting shafted
Rats fuckin rats
Bats fucking bats
Llamas get spat on
Hyenas get shat on
Animal porn, internet traffic
His lifetime subscription
To National Geographic
Published 15th Jul 2017
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Anonymous
15th Jul 2017 5:04pm
I am seriously laughing out loud here. I wasn't sure what to expect upon entering with the title. I braced myself...and then lost it in laughter.
15th Jul 2017 5:13pm
Yaaaay! I do really like to make people laugh - when I can :-) I am so glad you enjoyed this with laughter :-) 1000 ehugs on their way :-)
15th Jul 2017 5:27pm
Hahahaha... f'-ing hysterical! I loved it and then loved it again and then loved it just a little bit more...
JJ
JJ
16th Jul 2017 00:30am
LMFAO!! This is absolutely Hilarious!! Your clever sense of humor is appreciated, and a pleasure to read!
(Now i can't help rethinking what Jack and Jill might have t r u l y been up to....or why Mary's lamb was so o b s e s s e d with her...and just what was Jack Horner a c t u a l l y doing alone in his corner?? ) And David...this entirely your fault ! LOL!!
With your unique style of humor, i would love to see what 'twisted", erotic tales you could tell with these characters alone! I really hope you will consider creating future, "naughty" nursery-rhymesI
Thanks for the belly-laughs!! :D
(Now i can't help rethinking what Jack and Jill might have t r u l y been up to....or why Mary's lamb was so o b s e s s e d with her...and just what was Jack Horner a c t u a l l y doing alone in his corner?? ) And David...this entirely your fault ! LOL!!
With your unique style of humor, i would love to see what 'twisted", erotic tales you could tell with these characters alone! I really hope you will consider creating future, "naughty" nursery-rhymesI
Thanks for the belly-laughs!! :D
16th Jul 2017 00:39am
thank you for the inspiration I am working on it as we speak :-) Little Miss Muffet is first :-) I am glad you enjoyed this :-)
15th Jul 2017 6:27pm
lol David your mind is fucking clever
you blow me away my friend :)
love & hugs Brenda
you blow me away my friend :)
love & hugs Brenda
16th Jul 2017 00:40am
I never blow anyone (lol) I am just glad you enjoyed and it caused you laughter :-)
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16th Jul 2017 00:43am
You've yet to learn just how fucked up I can be (lol) glad it made you chuckle :-)
Anonymous
16th Jul 2017 9:54am
Fucking priceless !!!!
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16th Jul 2017 3:23pm
oh my god. i literally laughed out loud and terrified my cat. poor pussy.
you're a class act, d
xo
you're a class act, d
xo
16th Jul 2017 5:08pm
I now have a mental image of that event, which for me is funnier than the poem (lol) thank you - glad I made you laugh :-)
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Anonymous
16th Jul 2017 4:08pm
Oh maaaaaa gaaaaaahd!! 🤣🤣🤣 David, I entered cautiously, very nervous for me and you, ltm and well, it goes to show in life we should expect the unexpected! I laughed my ass off all the way through! You most certainly are one of the most unique writers I have encountered here and I'm grateful!
Xoxo Taryn
Xoxo Taryn
16th Jul 2017 5:12pm
for unique see crazy (lol) I love to make you laugh, but I still hope you will be able to find your ass and reattach it :-) Hugs :-)
