Quasi

Esmeralda comes in lacking jewels  
No fashion sense perfection  
But Quasi's the King of Fools  
And develops and erection  
 
Never mind his scoliosis  
The twisting of his spine  
He's not given to psychosis  
Just an excess of local wine  
 
Esmeralda is seduced  
Her gypsy skirt in tatters  
Quasi's cock is then produced  
And she has a hunch it's all that matters  
 
They ignore the pealing bell  
Paris burning bright  
Could be Heaven, could be Hell  
But these lovers own the night.  
 
Suggested by "The Hunchback of Notre Dame"