Don't read this, it's terrible (Vol.1)

In the days of old when nights were blue
Over the hills, the shitwagons flew
A bump was hit, a scream was heard
And Jimmy was killed by a flying turd



In days of old when knights were bold and toilets weren't invented
They left their load beside the road and walked away
contented


There once was a Dodge city maid
Who was a whore by trade
For a buck, and a whack she'd lie on her back
And let the cowboys take a poke at her crack
…
And then one day
Her slit gave a grunt, and out popped a runt
With his balls tucked between his eyes


Lonely, lonely, broken hearted
Tried to shit but only farted
Next time I thought I'd take a chance
Tried to fart, but shit my pants

Fuck a duck, screw a Guinea
Cuz nigger pussy's good as any


Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun
Jack got mad and kicked Jill in the ass cuz she couldn't make him cum


NOTE: most of these works are not mine, but copied from stupid shit my friends have said..
Just thought I'd share