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Poetry competition CLOSED 25th August 2014 00:19am
WINNER
DarkEnchantress
DarkEnchantress
RUNNER-UP:
gardenlover
Jump Rope Rhymes
Poetry Contest Description
Write your own jump rope rhymes--simple, mindless fun!
Ever play jump rope when you were a kid, and chant all those sing-song rhymes while jumping, or is that a thing of the past, when old people like me had to amuse ourselves with rope, sticks and various other non-electronic forms of entertainment?
Well, here's a couple of webpages to help you out:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skipping-rope_rhyme
http://grandparents.about.com/od/projectsactivities/tp/Jump_Rope_Rhymes.htm
Your assignment, should you choose to accept, is to write your own jump rope rhyme. Write as many as you want, no collabs, write them on any topic you want--make them funny, sad, disturbing, silly, erotic--anything you want. I'll flag the thread extreme when/if it gets to that point, but have fun and skip a rope!
Well, here's a couple of webpages to help you out:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skipping-rope_rhyme
http://grandparents.about.com/od/projectsactivities/tp/Jump_Rope_Rhymes.htm
Your assignment, should you choose to accept, is to write your own jump rope rhyme. Write as many as you want, no collabs, write them on any topic you want--make them funny, sad, disturbing, silly, erotic--anything you want. I'll flag the thread extreme when/if it gets to that point, but have fun and skip a rope!
Jack took Jill atop the hill
His bride spread wide before him
In he dove her
Touched her clover
One stroke
Two stroke
Three stroke...SCORE!
Too quickly it was over
Jack took Jill back down the hill
Grinning ear to ear
Three times done
To make a bun
One stroke
Two stroke
Three stroke...SCORE!
Not once did he last more:(
His bride spread wide before him
In he dove her
Touched her clover
One stroke
Two stroke
Three stroke...SCORE!
Too quickly it was over
Jack took Jill back down the hill
Grinning ear to ear
Three times done
To make a bun
One stroke
Two stroke
Three stroke...SCORE!
Not once did he last more:(
I'm all alone all on my own
Cuz Jenny can't come over
jenny's mom thinks some thing's wrong
Cuz we eat Russell Stover
Dirty shins and Jenny's grins
I hope to see tomorrow
If Jenny's mom is feeling strong
And doesn't drown the sorrow
And so I play just for today
With a maple tree named Jenny
I tied a rope to help me cope
And hung my stuffed bear Lenny
Cuz Jenny can't come over
jenny's mom thinks some thing's wrong
Cuz we eat Russell Stover
Dirty shins and Jenny's grins
I hope to see tomorrow
If Jenny's mom is feeling strong
And doesn't drown the sorrow
And so I play just for today
With a maple tree named Jenny
I tied a rope to help me cope
And hung my stuffed bear Lenny
Devils in the detail
B! E!
ware the fire-crackers in the mar-ket
bread N! Jam!
or you'll be sporting spines for heads
yes! they! can!
I! N!-ded up in Ga-zaa
trying to impress my friends ma
by ordering a pizz-aa
we both got dead
B! E!
ware the fire-crackers in the mar-ket
bread N! Jam!
or you'll be sporting spines for heads
yes! they! can!
I! N!-ded up in Ga-zaa
trying to impress my friends ma
by ordering a pizz-aa
we both got dead
I grasp it softly
In both hands,
I kneel, or sit, but rarely stand.
Then bring it gently
To my lips,
Savoring those first few drips.
O my sweet love, you're
Mine at last,
Cannot move slowly--must go fast.
I have no shame...forget my pride
I lap and lick around all sides.
My tongue swirls deep,
Thoughts drift and float...
Your goodness gliding down my throat.
But spare me all your
Groans and moans--
That's how i eat
MY ICECREAM CONE!!!!
Miss Penny called the barber,
Desiring an affair--
Sitting naked, on his lap,
Atop the barber-chair.
You see, she licked that barber
'Cause his balls were made of brass,
And every time they did it...
Bright sparks shot out his A S..
S-K me no more questions,
Won't tell you any lies.
Penny pleased the barber
Right before her husband's eyes!
The tale that's told--she kissed him,
Where certain hair grew sparse.
Penny craved that barber('s) pole
Directly up her A - R...
S-E-N-I-C is lethal,
Causing very painful deaths.
Hubby fed it to Miss Penny
Now she's gasping her last breaths!
(how many tries
until she dies...?
one...two...three...four....)
In both hands,
I kneel, or sit, but rarely stand.
Then bring it gently
To my lips,
Savoring those first few drips.
O my sweet love, you're
Mine at last,
Cannot move slowly--must go fast.
I have no shame...forget my pride
I lap and lick around all sides.
My tongue swirls deep,
Thoughts drift and float...
Your goodness gliding down my throat.
But spare me all your
Groans and moans--
That's how i eat
MY ICECREAM CONE!!!!
Miss Penny called the barber,
Desiring an affair--
Sitting naked, on his lap,
Atop the barber-chair.
You see, she licked that barber
'Cause his balls were made of brass,
And every time they did it...
Bright sparks shot out his A S..
S-K me no more questions,
Won't tell you any lies.
Penny pleased the barber
Right before her husband's eyes!
The tale that's told--she kissed him,
Where certain hair grew sparse.
Penny craved that barber('s) pole
Directly up her A - R...
S-E-N-I-C is lethal,
Causing very painful deaths.
Hubby fed it to Miss Penny
Now she's gasping her last breaths!
(how many tries
until she dies...?
one...two...three...four....)
To know what I can't become.
I fall asleep with my hunger drawn to a perfect answer !
To my ways I've paved in this one life fight!
To have no memory of the trials that stream is often the test I find ! So many
Times the bad signs cry ! Stopping it all is my pain I held strong ND became seek but yet stayed clean for another on invisible dream .
battered is my time in a drug tell where he is present ! It has taken me to know life to knowing nothing c so I'll stop now I'll pick this one up on a mother night Pease
I fall asleep with my hunger drawn to a perfect answer !
To my ways I've paved in this one life fight!
To have no memory of the trials that stream is often the test I find ! So many
Times the bad signs cry ! Stopping it all is my pain I held strong ND became seek but yet stayed clean for another on invisible dream .
battered is my time in a drug tell where he is present ! It has taken me to know life to knowing nothing c so I'll stop now I'll pick this one up on a mother night Pease
Jump jump jump with me
All the way to the old ash tree
Sit sit sit with me
Let us kiss long and free
Lie lie lie very close
Gradually take off our clothes
Spread spread spread your thighs
Give to me a virgins prize
Come inside
And be my lover
Come inside
With kisses smother
Come inside
Caress my breast
Come inside
Take off my vest
Come inside
Make me nude
Come inside
Get me screwed
Come inside
Give me pleasure
Come inside
And come together
And now one for the children
Climb the tree
What can you see?
Over the fence
The house is immense
In the garden is a girl
Hair is blond with a curl
Come and play
We'll meet half way
Have some fun
Skip and run
Time to stop
To home and flop
All the way to the old ash tree
Sit sit sit with me
Let us kiss long and free
Lie lie lie very close
Gradually take off our clothes
Spread spread spread your thighs
Give to me a virgins prize
Come inside
And be my lover
Come inside
With kisses smother
Come inside
Caress my breast
Come inside
Take off my vest
Come inside
Make me nude
Come inside
Get me screwed
Come inside
Give me pleasure
Come inside
And come together
And now one for the children
Climb the tree
What can you see?
Over the fence
The house is immense
In the garden is a girl
Hair is blond with a curl
Come and play
We'll meet half way
Have some fun
Skip and run
Time to stop
To home and flop
