Cheesy Poem
freddwzz
Naked Satirist
Forum Posts: 496
Naked Satirist
Fire of Insight
6
Joined 5th May 2012Forum Posts: 496
Poetry Contest Description
Write a cheesy poetry for someone you're trying to date or seperate
Rules:
Get as cheesy as you can
Unlimited submissions
No vulgaraties
Minimum 50 words
Maximum 200 words
Collabs are fine
Cheesy Collab can go beyond 200 words
Memories, my formless gift to you
Take this my love, my formless gift
It shall be your
Guiding starlight in wayward days
Caliginous overcast that aids your rest
Fervor flame when you are in dismay
Serene shower that quench chafing fire
& cardinally, the magnet that will
bring you to me, where we shall meet again
Beyond the bounds of mortality
To share our affections for eternity
Til we meet until forever
Get as cheesy as you can
Unlimited submissions
No vulgaraties
Minimum 50 words
Maximum 200 words
Collabs are fine
Cheesy Collab can go beyond 200 words
Memories, my formless gift to you
Take this my love, my formless gift
It shall be your
Guiding starlight in wayward days
Caliginous overcast that aids your rest
Fervor flame when you are in dismay
Serene shower that quench chafing fire
& cardinally, the magnet that will
bring you to me, where we shall meet again
Beyond the bounds of mortality
To share our affections for eternity
Til we meet until forever
Grace
IDryad
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IDryad
Tyrant of Words
126
Joined 25th Aug 2011Forum Posts: 17053
My love
My love for you is as water
For without I would die of thirst
Its like that of food
For without I would be dead
Its like that of air
Without which I would expire
Its like that of earth
Without which I would float away
My love you are my life
My heart beats with yours
Never leave
For I cannot live
With half a heartbeat
My love….
My love for you is as water
For without I would die of thirst
Its like that of food
For without I would be dead
Its like that of air
Without which I would expire
Its like that of earth
Without which I would float away
My love you are my life
My heart beats with yours
Never leave
For I cannot live
With half a heartbeat
My love….
Grace
IDryad
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IDryad
Tyrant of Words
126
Joined 25th Aug 2011Forum Posts: 17053
A cheesy love song
My love, I strum my heart strings
To a melody I hope you will hear
The subtle offerings
Of this heart that’s yearning
For your warm embrace
My love, I wrote the lyrics
To accompany this melody
a tune that carries all meaning
of life, needs and wanting
to be loved by you
They say this is a cheesy love song
So silly and insincere
And yet I mean all what I said
In these lyrics within the tunes
Love me, love me, do, they say
And this is what I say too
My love, I strum my heart strings
To a melody I hope you will hear
The subtle offerings
Of this heart that’s yearning
For your warm embrace
My love, I wrote the lyrics
To accompany this melody
a tune that carries all meaning
of life, needs and wanting
to be loved by you
They say this is a cheesy love song
So silly and insincere
And yet I mean all what I said
In these lyrics within the tunes
Love me, love me, do, they say
And this is what I say too
freddwzz
Naked Satirist
Forum Posts: 496
Naked Satirist
Fire of Insight
6
Joined 5th May 2012Forum Posts: 496
Thank you Grace! Throw me more cheese :)
darkestwhisper
Joined 11th June 2012
Forum Posts: 20
Lost Thinker
Forum Posts: 20
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
you realy wanna know what I wanna do?
Count your third finger over,
got the clue?
WHen I first say you,
my mind began to race,
wanting to see the rest of you,
my eyes beg.
When I saw you baby,
You were better than Ketchup on my eggs.
violets are blue,
you realy wanna know what I wanna do?
Count your third finger over,
got the clue?
WHen I first say you,
my mind began to race,
wanting to see the rest of you,
my eyes beg.
When I saw you baby,
You were better than Ketchup on my eggs.
leonardo
Joined 6th June 2012
Forum Posts: 95
Twisted Dreamer
Forum Posts: 95
You are far to good for me;
everybody says so.
why you gave me a second look'
I'll never ever know.
When I first saw you
on the building site;
string vest blowing in the wind;
those muscles rippling,
under the hod;
I Thought OH My God,
that's the girl for me.
It's all the little things
that life brings,
that bound me to you;
like the way you would fart,
"How my arse sings"
To the tune of "mountain dew".
The shared, intimate meals,
and your litle squeels,
when you found a Z in your spaghetti.
When you had to look up my name
on your phone when you said
you would never forget me.
I hate to say this, but it's over;
You need to run free
Like the bird and bee,
and live in a field of clover;
Goodbye my love, adieu,
i'll think of you,
when I'm cleaning the bath,
and getting the shit stains off the tiles
when you missed the bowl, what laughs.
everybody says so.
why you gave me a second look'
I'll never ever know.
When I first saw you
on the building site;
string vest blowing in the wind;
those muscles rippling,
under the hod;
I Thought OH My God,
that's the girl for me.
It's all the little things
that life brings,
that bound me to you;
like the way you would fart,
"How my arse sings"
To the tune of "mountain dew".
The shared, intimate meals,
and your litle squeels,
when you found a Z in your spaghetti.
When you had to look up my name
on your phone when you said
you would never forget me.
I hate to say this, but it's over;
You need to run free
Like the bird and bee,
and live in a field of clover;
Goodbye my love, adieu,
i'll think of you,
when I'm cleaning the bath,
and getting the shit stains off the tiles
when you missed the bowl, what laughs.
rayheinrich
Death Plane for Teddy
Forum Posts: 4409
Death Plane for Teddy
Tyrant of Words
32
Joined 4th Dec 2009 Forum Posts: 4409
"Minimum 50 words"
What? Cheese comes in ALL sizes.
Poor üntermenschen...
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http://tessellations.org/galleries-guest/mouse-and-cheese-paul-davey.jpg
"Mouse and Cheese" tessellation by Paul Davey
http://tessellations.org/guestgallery26.htm
What? Cheese comes in ALL sizes.
Poor üntermenschen...
[font=Courier New][size=2]
http://tessellations.org/galleries-guest/mouse-and-cheese-paul-davey.jpg
"Mouse and Cheese" tessellation by Paul Davey
http://tessellations.org/guestgallery26.htm
lightbaron
Forum Posts: 2374
Dangerous Mind
15
Joined 19th Jan 2012Forum Posts: 2374
Grace said:My love
My love for you is as water
For without I would die of thirst
Its like that of food
For without I would be dead
Its like that of air
Without which I would expire
Its like that of earth
Without which I would float away
My love you are my life
My heart beats with yours
Never leave
For I cannot live
With half a heartbeat
My love….
So good. Straight cheesin,love it!
My love for you is as water
For without I would die of thirst
Its like that of food
For without I would be dead
Its like that of air
Without which I would expire
Its like that of earth
Without which I would float away
My love you are my life
My heart beats with yours
Never leave
For I cannot live
With half a heartbeat
My love….
So good. Straight cheesin,love it!
paolajane16
PKR.virus
Forum Posts: 79
PKR.virus
Twisted Dreamer
4
Joined 31st May 2012Forum Posts: 79
As I stare blank into the moonlit room
I close my eyes as I silently pray
I asked God if He could send me a person to love…
I asked Him if He could lend me a minute of love…
I never thought He would give me more than enough
And then it took me a minute to realize it will last FOREVER…
The day I saw you smile
It took a breath and I heed for more than I should
Suddenly I grasped it was you I wanna be with
Baby. I'm whispering forever...
♥ KRISTINE HOPE be with me FOREVER ♥
I close my eyes as I silently pray
I asked God if He could send me a person to love…
I asked Him if He could lend me a minute of love…
I never thought He would give me more than enough
And then it took me a minute to realize it will last FOREVER…
The day I saw you smile
It took a breath and I heed for more than I should
Suddenly I grasped it was you I wanna be with
Baby. I'm whispering forever...
♥ KRISTINE HOPE be with me FOREVER ♥
rayheinrich
Death Plane for Teddy
Forum Posts: 4409
Death Plane for Teddy
Tyrant of Words
32
Joined 4th Dec 2009 Forum Posts: 4409
Previously written and posted, so it probably doesn't
qualify; but there's NO doubting it's cheezzinessity:
http://wordbiscuit.com/images/heartinhandB.jpg
< You Doom My Heart >
Hack into my broken heart,
And rip it from my chest;
And steal away my silly soul,
And lay me out to rest.
I dream about you night and day,
And want you to be mine;
You watch me on my hardest day,
I watch you when you shine.
I watch each time I see you,
My heart it skips a beat;
And each time that you say my name,
I start to drop my seat.
I love you with my heart and soul,
I love you year and year;
But something's tearing us apart:
It's destiny, it's fear, confusion, luck,
and lots of stuff (and some of it is beer).
I know there is no hope for us,
That fate dooms us apart;
But maybe I won't feel the pain,
If you'd finish what you start.
So hack into my broken heart,
And rip it from my chest.
And steal away my silly soul,
So WE can get some rest.
- - -
Whitewand6
Forum Posts: 2251
Dangerous Mind
16
Joined 1st Nov 2011 Forum Posts: 2251
i called you menstrual
i know its not the time
of the month but what about
when you call me andropausal
did i tell you the last avatar
on facebook i had was a pic where
i had this constipated look
with that godforsaken word
flashing in bold beneath
of course noone liked it
except may be
nevermind
so i called you menstrual
perhaps a couple of other things
like cruel and 'cantrecall'
you called me a wimp whiner
with that snort i hate to death
finally i said your cooking sucked
thud
silence
'oh shit' phenomenon
but that was six hours ago
dont you ever get hungry
when sulking
damn mystery
NathanAschwartz
goatee
Joined 16th June 2012
Forum Posts: 85
goatee
Twisted Dreamer
Forum Posts: 85
My love for you is as deep as the ocean is wide
I want to hold in my arms until our hearts abide
I want to feel your breath on my skin
I want our unrequited love to begin
You are my only girl
and will forever rock my world
I want to hold in my arms until our hearts abide
I want to feel your breath on my skin
I want our unrequited love to begin
You are my only girl
and will forever rock my world
Whitewand6
Forum Posts: 2251
Dangerous Mind
16
Joined 1st Nov 2011 Forum Posts: 2251
if love is the best medicine
then i am a hypochondriac
when loyalty becomes the generic name
given to loose change i will be a beggar
waiting outside
they say marriage is a great institution
while the rest of them lovers are jumping
into the fire with protective vests
I am keen to be institutionalized
i was wondering if you could have
a change of heart
yours, forever...
freddwzz
Naked Satirist
Forum Posts: 496
Naked Satirist
Fire of Insight
6
Joined 5th May 2012Forum Posts: 496
wowow sudden influx of cheesiness, thanks darkestwhisper, Leonardo, paolajane16, Ray, Summit and NathanAschwartz, more more more keep feeding me til I vomit.
@Ray old cheese are welcome
@Ray old cheese are welcome
Whitewand6
Forum Posts: 2251
Dangerous Mind
16
Joined 1st Nov 2011 Forum Posts: 2251
3 p a l i n d r o m e s - o f t o g e t h e r n e s s
Burning fire and watching moon
me and you
lying and loving
loving and lying
you and me?
moon watching and fire burning 3
Is it proof alright?
love! my love?
alright
proof it is.. 2
truth revealed?
we? how so?
unbelievable!
so now we revealed,
truth? 1
Burning fire and watching moon
me and you
lying and loving
loving and lying
you and me?
moon watching and fire burning 3
Is it proof alright?
love! my love?
alright
proof it is.. 2
truth revealed?
we? how so?
unbelievable!
so now we revealed,
truth? 1