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Boring and Trite

Jermainesplain
Twisted Dreamer
United States 1awards
Joined 9th May 2020
Forum Posts: 47

Poetry Contest

Write a boring, trite, bland, uninspired, cliched, or generally bad bit of prose
Hereís a weird one: who can write the most inane and uninteresting poem? If you good- try not being good. If you boring- keep doing you, babe. I want the most uninspired Poetry you can muster. Sometimes meditating on the bad paradoxically helps the good

Jermainesplain
Twisted Dreamer
United States 1awards
Joined 9th May 2020
Forum Posts: 47

Who let Jermaine out?

Who
Who
Who
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Tallen
earth_empath
Tyrant of Words
31awards
Joined 15th Oct 2018
Forum Posts: 2079

Why?

Rhetorical deep
in
thoughts

Why?

In an inane insensical insensitive inning waves pushing me towards an answer i know will NOT come - be answered. . .

WHY?

the cusp of a competition and or underlying, lying, dung that the beetles ignored for more
choice fodder,

Still,
the Q remains

Why?

Jermainesplain
Twisted Dreamer
United States 1awards
Joined 9th May 2020
Forum Posts: 47

Choice Fodder is actually what I named my first born

robert43041
Viking
Tyrant of Words
Canada 34awards
Joined 30th July 2020
Forum Posts: 649

Boring

A sunny day at the beach it was supposed to be
But it rained all over her feet

And it was windy.
Written by robert43041 (Viking)
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dimpy
dimpsmoon
Thought Provoker
India
Joined 9th Mar 2023
Forum Posts: 8

Fly

Our small bowl must
have looked like huge to a fly.
and if it's full of water then
it must have looked like
a pond to her.
small grains must have
looked like small mountains for her,
slice of bread must have
looked like comfortable bed to her.
our small rooms must have
looked like a big palace to her.
a tomato †must have
looked like a big bomb to her ha ha ha.
and our faces must have
looked like horrible demons to her.
and yet how much
she disturbs us †aaah irritate always
by roaming around us.
she is so small,
yet it does not come in our hands.
Written by dimpy (dimpsmoon)
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bruised_fruit
Lost Thinker
2awards
Joined 8th Aug 2020
Forum Posts: 4

Sorry, not sorry

It would be a lie
if I told you I was sorry
for taking a bite
before you got the chance
to post it online
Iím not, It was delicious
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Betty
Dangerous Mind
United States 4awards
Joined 8th May 2012
Forum Posts: 270

Drunk text

 
Hey!
Iíd like to duck you
into next week.

Duck.
Du.. fuck..
lol

Iíd like to fuck uiy
Uiy
You.

You! Shit! I want to fuck you!

But, it seems like
Iíll have to just fuck myself.

Which is fine.

Itíd be better if you
pounded me
into next Tuesday.

I think I can just get to
Monday
with my fingers.

Itíll do.
Itíll have to do.

Waasdg.
Shit. Dropped my phone.

I just tried myself a little.
Yep.
Just pushed a finger in
and everything is swollen
and slick
and Ö.
when I
close my eyes

Fuck.

I have to go

Youíre about to do
very
bad
things
to me

 very Ö.badÖ

ohÖ

asdfgegafsfsssaaamy
d
uck
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Rew
Thought Provoker
England 2awards
Joined 30th Sep 2022
Forum Posts: 60

If you tell me...

If you tell me you love me
I will do anything for you,
It doesn't have to be factual
I will pretend it is true.
 
If you tell me you love me
we will never be blue,
If you pretend to love me
I will make it come true...
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PAR
PAULO ACACIO RAMOS
Thought Provoker
Portugal 3awards
Joined 26th May 2022
Forum Posts: 63

boar ring

 
yawning is almost growling
like a lion in the savannah
a monkey peels a banana
a ballet turns in an eternal wheel
chimes play the quarter hours
comb the hair that falls out
read machine instructions
save photos in albums
photograph the lion in action
give instructions to the monkey
endless hours and hours
no curls in the hair on the floor
snoring instead of yawning
like an ancient lion ballet
to the sound of chimes
that echo in banana peels
automatic photo machines
quarter-hour carousels
tick tock tick tock tick tock
tick tock tick tock
tick tock
paint the claws in red and blue
paint the skin in yellow and blue
dye your hair purple and blue
sink the claws into the blue skin
stick the voodoo photos
attack the hours of chimes
stacking the bones in the closet...


PAR
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wallyroo92
Tyrant of Words
United States 133awards
Joined 11th July 2012
Forum Posts: 1577

The Sin I'm In

 
The words Iím about to spill on this page
Should shine and show some sure sage
Shortly there after you shall be amazed
At the time wasted, hasted and razed

But itís pointless, worthless, and absurd
To read the feed hanging on to every word
Itís preposterous if you want my two cents
Yet here I am lacking the common sense

Sure itís cheesy and maybe a little sleazy
But Iím certainly trying and itís not easy
The lexicon is just a boring phenomenon
As the vernacular goes on and on and on

Hey I like to dabble in this psychobabble
And yet Iím really bad at playing scrabble
I just put together some random phrases
Trying to sound articulate to get praises

I mean if really you have gotten this far
Arenít you finding this a little too bizarre
Youíve squandered a minute of your day
Thrown away just to watch me word play

But when I saw this thread I felt the call
I decided to say a lot and nothing at all
The sin Iím in is a synonym for a dull chorus
Iím too dumb so I thumb through my thesaurus
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Jordan
D.O.C.
Twisted Dreamer
United States 7awards
Joined 4th May 2022
Forum Posts: 86

Brain Prosaic

or † †
† †  
On the Dying of Your Anencephalic Enfant Slow † †
† †  
* † †
† †  
I am sending you this text message to let you know that I am thinking of you and your loss. †I am so sorry for your loss. †Please accept my sympathies for your loss. Words cannot express how sad I am for your loss. †My prayers are with you during this time of your loss. † † †
† †  
I hope you are doing well. † †
† †  
-- God † †  
† †  
* † †
† †  
a dedication of Respect † †
for † †
the Pain of being birthed with † †
half a bland brain †
boring † †
† †  
a revolving helios uninspired prose poem menippean satire on † †
theism -- † †
the trite ideology dull † †  
designed for dullards † †
† † †
march, 2023 -- yet conformity clichťd to "supernatural" † †
retards † †  
common † †  
(aside from deadly) † †
† † †
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Strange Creature
Joined 14th Mar 2023
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javalini
Fire of Insight
United States 13awards
Joined 4th Apr 2019
Forum Posts: 146

THE SOULS OF MEAT & THE ETERNAL ANGUISH OF WORMS

the souls
of sows
and beefy cows
fill heaven's
grassy plains
and souls of
chickens
roam
to scratch
the earth
of god's
domain

so souls of
worms
can find no peace,
the souls
of bugs as well --
what's heaven
for those chickens
then,
for worms
and bugs,
is hell

and worms
and bugs,
they know
the wrath
of chicken's
mighty beak
and think
their sins
have
caused
their woe
and after
mercy
seek

so souls of
worms
and bugs,
they tithe
and make
good
haste
to pray
but chickens'
souls are
hungry
and
don't
hear a word
they say
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