Submissions by Jordan (D.O.C.)
POEMS AND SHORT STORIES
Poet Introduction
primary interests -- science and logic
OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
Yesterday 8:52pm
Yesterday 8:52pm
A Turd's Worth
or
The Value of Romanticism
"Suspicious of Reason, romanticists prefer leaps of faith
-- in addition to leaps off cliffs,
aside from bridges."
-- deep underground
the poet of Reality sole grounded
*
Imagine if a daffodil could feel,
when in an idyll wandering lonely by,
some poetaster at its cup should kneel,
to suck that dilly's filament root dry!
Then after as they idly share a fag,
a dirty dil unzips its golden dew,
and sepaling the fag in one long drag,
it pistils both beneath an...
The Value of Romanticism
"Suspicious of Reason, romanticists prefer leaps of faith
-- in addition to leaps off cliffs,
aside from bridges."
-- deep underground
the poet of Reality sole grounded
*
Imagine if a daffodil could feel,
when in an idyll wandering lonely by,
some poetaster at its cup should kneel,
to suck that dilly's filament root dry!
Then after as they idly share a fag,
a dirty dil unzips its golden dew,
and sepaling the fag in one long drag,
it pistils both beneath an...
#TruthOfLife
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OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
Yesterday 7:05pm
Yesterday 7:05pm
General Outlook -- Dim
or
Characteristic Climate -- Not Bright
"With countless babies yet being birthed, the future indeed looks
sunny!"
-- still another mass school shooter
expectant
*
Not only do I learn you have a son here on the way --
but also at a school in Nashville bullets rained today.
*
a dedication of Respect
for
continuous Pain
yet in the forecast
a revolving helios couplet menippean satire on
natalism --
the ideology of endless natural disasters
foreseeable
...
Characteristic Climate -- Not Bright
"With countless babies yet being birthed, the future indeed looks
sunny!"
-- still another mass school shooter
expectant
*
Not only do I learn you have a son here on the way --
but also at a school in Nashville bullets rained today.
*
a dedication of Respect
for
continuous Pain
yet in the forecast
a revolving helios couplet menippean satire on
natalism --
the ideology of endless natural disasters
foreseeable
...
#TruthOfLife
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OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
27th Mar 2023 8:02pm
27th Mar 2023 8:02pm
Of Zero Worth
"Merely 80 to 90 percent of children in the wilderness
die in Pain --
generally slow."
-- Biophysics 101
for romantic poetasters of poor taste
*
Yet countless lizards, snakes, and frogs as well as insects thrive,
enjoying baby hummingbirds ingesting them alive,
while often peckish jays and crows the living fledglings eat,
and squirrels, skunks, and chipmunks mince the conscious, feeling meat,
as rhymesters and romanticists in love with "Mother Earth"
full fancy children in the wild possessing zero...
die in Pain --
generally slow."
-- Biophysics 101
for romantic poetasters of poor taste
*
Yet countless lizards, snakes, and frogs as well as insects thrive,
enjoying baby hummingbirds ingesting them alive,
while often peckish jays and crows the living fledglings eat,
and squirrels, skunks, and chipmunks mince the conscious, feeling meat,
as rhymesters and romanticists in love with "Mother Earth"
full fancy children in the wild possessing zero...
#TruthOfLife
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OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
26th Mar 2023 9:36pm
26th Mar 2023 9:36pm
The Cat's Meow in Thong Pajamas and Six-Inch Heels
"Cat got your tongue?"
-- a grinning Cheshire to a vast clowder of feminist felines
*
Domesticated pussies tamed to iron, wash, and dry --
as well as countless itty kittens bitty mittens knit --
the independent modern feline female full belie
who on all fours yet scrubs her tomcat's litter box of shit.
*
a dedication of Respect
for
the Pain of the feminist movement
defunct
a revolving helios rhyme menippean satire on
the modern female
culturally indoctrinated to love
being on a...
-- a grinning Cheshire to a vast clowder of feminist felines
*
Domesticated pussies tamed to iron, wash, and dry --
as well as countless itty kittens bitty mittens knit --
the independent modern feline female full belie
who on all fours yet scrubs her tomcat's litter box of shit.
*
a dedication of Respect
for
the Pain of the feminist movement
defunct
a revolving helios rhyme menippean satire on
the modern female
culturally indoctrinated to love
being on a...
#TruthOfLife
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OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
25th Mar 2023 9:58pm
25th Mar 2023 9:58pm
In a World Where Magical Carpenters Get Resurrected
#TruthOfLife
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OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
24th Mar 2023 9:24pm
24th Mar 2023 9:24pm
Ego -- Brain; Brain -- Pain; Pain -- Need; Need -- Air, Water, Food, Sex, Cocaine
or
The Illusion of Changing Water into Wine Exists; It's Just Not Real
"A frustrated cigar is just a cigar in pain needing some smoking-hot sex."
-- a non-Freudian in need of a cigarette after some smoking-hot sex
*
The "ego" is a brain, a neural chain
evolved to function as a private eye
whose magnifying glass detects but pain,
the only villain true to signify --
the sleuth a lifetime spying nagging clues,
deducing elementary...
The Illusion of Changing Water into Wine Exists; It's Just Not Real
"A frustrated cigar is just a cigar in pain needing some smoking-hot sex."
-- a non-Freudian in need of a cigarette after some smoking-hot sex
*
The "ego" is a brain, a neural chain
evolved to function as a private eye
whose magnifying glass detects but pain,
the only villain true to signify --
the sleuth a lifetime spying nagging clues,
deducing elementary...
#TruthOfLife
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OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
22nd Mar 2023 6:26pm
22nd Mar 2023 6:26pm
Pied Died --
at the Age of Obvious to a Three-Year-Old
"All things counter, original, spare, strange;
Whatever is fickle, freckled (who knows how?)
With swift, slow; sweet, sour; adazzle, dim;
He fathers-forth whose beauty is past change:
Praise him."
-- a romanticist of faith
"Plus praise 'him' for the toilet brush --
not to mention intelligently designed
deodorizers."
-- a Realist of Reason
*
I hate all things that spring up after rain,
like spring or rhymesters singing spring has sprung, ...
"All things counter, original, spare, strange;
Whatever is fickle, freckled (who knows how?)
With swift, slow; sweet, sour; adazzle, dim;
He fathers-forth whose beauty is past change:
Praise him."
-- a romanticist of faith
"Plus praise 'him' for the toilet brush --
not to mention intelligently designed
deodorizers."
-- a Realist of Reason
*
I hate all things that spring up after rain,
like spring or rhymesters singing spring has sprung, ...
#TruthOfLife
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OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
21st Mar 2023 9:20pm
21st Mar 2023 9:20pm
Buttercups and Sweet Peas Reaped
or
The Stages Set for Grief
"What you sow, I reap --
after I fuck it over."
-- a grossly obese Grim Reaper
yet of an appetite
greedy
*
Close listen to the tick-tock of thy biologic clock --
Time ill at ease reminding thee to sow a teensy seed
ere withered tubes and ovaries upon your womb come knock
announcing to thy lady parts the chance hath passed to breed!
Imagine thou the Horror on the hearing of such news --
the...
The Stages Set for Grief
"What you sow, I reap --
after I fuck it over."
-- a grossly obese Grim Reaper
yet of an appetite
greedy
*
Close listen to the tick-tock of thy biologic clock --
Time ill at ease reminding thee to sow a teensy seed
ere withered tubes and ovaries upon your womb come knock
announcing to thy lady parts the chance hath passed to breed!
Imagine thou the Horror on the hearing of such news --
the...
#TruthOfLife
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OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
20th Mar 2023 8:34pm
20th Mar 2023 8:34pm
Mine Outcast State
"It's not easy being the real frog in the fairy tale."
-- on the real frog
the wart of Reality
*
Each time a rhymester scribbles of self-love,
of pregnant virgins, "souls," and "gods" above,
of Mother Nature sweet and hope upbeat,
I look upon this verse and curse its feet --
in full disgrace with poetasters' eyes
each child in pain who each five iambs dies.
*
a dedication of Respect
for
Truth
beyond all Rational doubt
buried
deep...
-- on the real frog
the wart of Reality
*
Each time a rhymester scribbles of self-love,
of pregnant virgins, "souls," and "gods" above,
of Mother Nature sweet and hope upbeat,
I look upon this verse and curse its feet --
in full disgrace with poetasters' eyes
each child in pain who each five iambs dies.
*
a dedication of Respect
for
Truth
beyond all Rational doubt
buried
deep...
#TruthOfLife
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OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
19th Mar 2023 9:46pm
19th Mar 2023 9:46pm
Inhuman Vampires
"See beyond, King."
-- a curt court fool
on that which matters
* * *
They die in Pain
batting mosquitoes untold
sticking to birthday suits
sweating
these twilights hot of childhood
which bite --
and then wait.
* * *
a dedication of Respect
for
countless children in Pain
Dying
slow
of malaria
a revolving helios free verse menippean satire on
vampire fiction
march, 2023 -- yet still on the increase
throughout the tropics ...
-- a curt court fool
on that which matters
* * *
They die in Pain
batting mosquitoes untold
sticking to birthday suits
sweating
these twilights hot of childhood
which bite --
and then wait.
* * *
a dedication of Respect
for
countless children in Pain
Dying
slow
of malaria
a revolving helios free verse menippean satire on
vampire fiction
march, 2023 -- yet still on the increase
throughout the tropics ...
#TruthOfLife
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OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
18th Mar 2023 5:49pm
18th Mar 2023 5:49pm
Burt Bacharock for a Brain
"Love begets love; just ask close-knitwit
terrorist cells."
-- for lovers of love
Logic 101
*
Our loving world of love sweet love no longer loving needs,
since each close Ku Klux Klan of caring buddies, buddies breeds,
the palsy-walsy Nazi party neo-Nazis seeds,
and loving Christian bombers fond of clinics sprout like weeds.
*
a dedication of Respect
for
Reason --
the sole ideology of a Rational Ethics
civilized
a revolving helios rhyme menippean satire on
the popular,...
terrorist cells."
-- for lovers of love
Logic 101
*
Our loving world of love sweet love no longer loving needs,
since each close Ku Klux Klan of caring buddies, buddies breeds,
the palsy-walsy Nazi party neo-Nazis seeds,
and loving Christian bombers fond of clinics sprout like weeds.
*
a dedication of Respect
for
Reason --
the sole ideology of a Rational Ethics
civilized
a revolving helios rhyme menippean satire on
the popular,...
#TruthOfLife
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OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
18th Mar 2023 5:34pm
18th Mar 2023 5:34pm
No Intelligent Life Yet on Mars --
or on Most of the Emerald Isles
"It's hard never to have been green."
-- countless puny Irish spermatozoa tadpolelike
wasted each wank
*
O, how sad is St. Paddy's on Mars --
still no little green men quitting bars
clearly queer on green beer
cheering Brit Eddie Lear
veering off Irish roads in green cars!
*
a dedication of Respect
for
Rationally Ethical traditions
Sober
a...
"It's hard never to have been green."
-- countless puny Irish spermatozoa tadpolelike
wasted each wank
*
O, how sad is St. Paddy's on Mars --
still no little green men quitting bars
clearly queer on green beer
cheering Brit Eddie Lear
veering off Irish roads in green cars!
*
a dedication of Respect
for
Rationally Ethical traditions
Sober
a...
#TruthOfLife
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