Poetry competition CLOSED 8th November 2022 2:01pm
WINNER
ReggiePoet (Reggie)
ReggiePoet (Reggie)
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Holyday nightmare
Poetry Contest Description
So you reserved with a lovely hotel, a nice package, all included...
.....yet when you get there you find that all is not like in the brochure. It is a nightmare, Tell me about your misadventure, the horror story you survived.
Poems up tp 50 lines or so.
Short stories up to about 1,000 words.
Poems up tp 50 lines or so.
Short stories up to about 1,000 words.
Related submission no longer exists.
Uneven Suntan
a story, in limericks
My first time on a beach fully nude
My uneven suntan could be viewed
With my ass, lily-white
Cock and balls, pink and bright
All the rest of me, tanned a good hue
I donned sunblock while still in my shorts
Then I stripped to explore the resort
I forgot the sunblock
On my balls and my cock
And looked for some girls to consort
Right beside me, a group of cute chicks
Started mocking my pale, shriveled dick!
While my pasty white ass
Garnered nothing but laughs—
So I found a new spot really quick!
Harshly mocked 'cause my ass wasn’t tanned
I decided to nap in the sand
An umbrella to shade
Cock and balls on display
Which had earned those girls’ mean reprimand!
While asleep in the nude on my back
With my cock and my balls hangin' slack
A mischievous fella
Took down my umbrella
Allowing the sun to attack!
Fast asleep in the sun, unconcerned
Those girls gathered to watch my cock burn
And they laughed as my scrotum
Turned blistered and swollen
As consciousness slowly returned
Soon awakened by cute naked chicks
Who were giggling and mocking my dick
But, this time, my cock’s head
Burned dark purple and red
And my shaft: blistered, swollen and thick!
With my privates all scalded and splotched
And hell’s fire now consuming my crotch
To cool burns, third degree
I ran straight for the sea
And splashed down, while the girls stood and watched!
As the brine soaked my blistered red dick
And my bollocks, like two burning bricks
The salt water’s effect—
The sting made me erect!
And I screamed like a mad lunatic!
I dashed up the beach for my towel
With my cock bright and red, standing proud
In a rush to get drier
And snuff out the fire
By now, the girls’ laughed long and loud!
With my towel stretched between my sore thighs
I was humping it just to get dry
To my horrid chagrin
This had peeled off burned skin!
The girls laughing so hard, that they cried!
Terrified by my blistered red mess
It scared me so bad, that I pissed
Which caused pain so profound
I fell, face to the ground
And those girls were in comedy bliss!
My erection slammed deep in hot sand
Searing heat that no man could withstand
I just rolled on my back
My meat burned, skinned, and wracked,
To girls cheering and clapping their hands!
a story, in limericks
My first time on a beach fully nude
My uneven suntan could be viewed
With my ass, lily-white
Cock and balls, pink and bright
All the rest of me, tanned a good hue
I donned sunblock while still in my shorts
Then I stripped to explore the resort
I forgot the sunblock
On my balls and my cock
And looked for some girls to consort
Right beside me, a group of cute chicks
Started mocking my pale, shriveled dick!
While my pasty white ass
Garnered nothing but laughs—
So I found a new spot really quick!
Harshly mocked 'cause my ass wasn’t tanned
I decided to nap in the sand
An umbrella to shade
Cock and balls on display
Which had earned those girls’ mean reprimand!
While asleep in the nude on my back
With my cock and my balls hangin' slack
A mischievous fella
Took down my umbrella
Allowing the sun to attack!
Fast asleep in the sun, unconcerned
Those girls gathered to watch my cock burn
And they laughed as my scrotum
Turned blistered and swollen
As consciousness slowly returned
Soon awakened by cute naked chicks
Who were giggling and mocking my dick
But, this time, my cock’s head
Burned dark purple and red
And my shaft: blistered, swollen and thick!
With my privates all scalded and splotched
And hell’s fire now consuming my crotch
To cool burns, third degree
I ran straight for the sea
And splashed down, while the girls stood and watched!
As the brine soaked my blistered red dick
And my bollocks, like two burning bricks
The salt water’s effect—
The sting made me erect!
And I screamed like a mad lunatic!
I dashed up the beach for my towel
With my cock bright and red, standing proud
In a rush to get drier
And snuff out the fire
By now, the girls’ laughed long and loud!
With my towel stretched between my sore thighs
I was humping it just to get dry
To my horrid chagrin
This had peeled off burned skin!
The girls laughing so hard, that they cried!
Terrified by my blistered red mess
It scared me so bad, that I pissed
Which caused pain so profound
I fell, face to the ground
And those girls were in comedy bliss!
My erection slammed deep in hot sand
Searing heat that no man could withstand
I just rolled on my back
My meat burned, skinned, and wracked,
To girls cheering and clapping their hands!
