Erotic Poetry Slam

I wrap my cycloptic astronaut  
In his protective helmet
As he penetrates these cavern walls
In search of this thing
Scientists call “the clit”
 
It is a perilous mission
Wrought with many dangers
We are beset by crabs  
And thoughts about my mom
But we stand up straight
And plunge ever forward
In search of this thing
The scholars call “the clit”
 
In years past
I thought I found it  
But was informed later I had not
That’s not it
That’s my ass
Etc etc  
 
But I will have to trust my instincts  
As I cannot confirm it
One way or another  
For this a secret mission
An archaeologist of love
I’ve become
While she gently slumbers  
 
If I do not find the clit
She will be angry, and rightfully so
But if I discover that rare jewel
She will immediately be transported
To pleasure town
 
I haven’t much time, dear friends
Wish me luck
The clit is elusive
And mysterious  
As Love itself

Rain drops softly filling the frames on my window
in a distance by the mountains behind the meadow
sun’s shining through, then comes the rainbow
reflections on her face, that heart emits a glow    
     
I penned this prose for a beauty lovely as a rose
alluring primrose from a painting by Michelangelo
thick curvaceous body, god’s eyes surely wasn’t close
slender where it matters, a wise heart rarely knows    
     
shadows perfectly shaped off the shining light
I’ll nurture that body through this dark of night
smooth silk satin glow, soft skin nice and tight
sweet serenading love under the dim moonlight    
     
queen of my flesh, this woman, she's a delight
kisses and nibbles, taut pink nipples ours to bite
seducing each other with an embrace felt right
fresh sensual bondage as the two bodies unite    
     
my first time kissing a pretty girl who’s just like me
wild curiosity, wanting to know how this could it be
sensually true, the moment she’s drops on her knee
a journey of love and sex like honeys from the sea    
     
her kisses and licks on my sensitive dark moist lips
rose scented labia part gently her probing fingertips
going to town her lovely tongue stings like a whip
warmth flows on my lips, I quiver like life’s an eclipse    
     
she moves like a dancer from the seas of Severn
glimmers in the distance, the time’s almost eleven
it was just like a prayer, all our sins were forgiven
by the smooch that’s took us to the seventh heaven    
     
she looks up to me, “let’s explore!”, she insists
‘for sure, baby!”, i am in bliss, who am i to resist
laying me flat, deeper into my lips she persists
grabs me for a kiss, never such pleasure exists      
     
two earthly mortals, the love making was truly divine
their love was a devotion, to the envy of St. Valentine
the lovers of tonight, their prayers of moaning rhymes
and they kept saying “Oh God! Oh God!’ oh so many many times!  

It’s love I said, as she gently gave head,
On the back seat of my car ... which is Mexico red,
We’ve shagged On the bonnet, the roof and the boot
I’ve done her doggy style, pulled her hair like a brute
It’s only sex, it’s the car that I love!
Shagged lots of girls, below and above
It’s love like I said, I don’t get too fussy
My car is my secret, my magnet for pussy.
So shag in your car, go dogging for fun
Always leather seats, they can cope with the cum....

He went out with cock swinging
smokin' hot woman
got the best of him
his heart was a goner
he went with a boner
She was suprised
So Rest In Peace
You lucky SOB!

Two crazy lovers
Are pouring chocolate syrup
All over their naked bodies
Because they are feeling each other
and want to engage
In Wild Sexual Congress
Until they feel up
Each other cores
With sweet ass nectar
Made from love

 
She’s tipsy and risky but she’s also feeling a little frisky,
She likes her some kink and I think it’s well deserved,
I’m excited because the flame inside of me is ignited,
She’s longing for a tongue lashing and it will be served.

She and I embrace with such a passion like it’s illicit lust,
Our tongues waltz and dance in some forbidden romance,
Our heavy breathing almost synchronized is characterized
By the way our bodies are yearning for one another in trance.

My hand reaches down swiftly and cunningly it’s pretty slyly,
Between her silky panties and creamy skin I find her sex is wet,
My fingers linger for a second and bring her fire a little higher,
Until she begs me to be between her legs because her mind is set.    

I get down on my knees to please this voluptuous goddess,
To ease her aching as her legs are shaking like she’s about to faint,
I remove her knickers quicker than a stock ticker about to crash,
As my hands adore to explore her curves and make her feel quaint.

She falls on the bed with her legs wide open and words unspoken,
As I slither up her body with nothing but a bawdy and naughty intent,
My mouth traces every inch of her skin till she’s stirred and spurred,
I have lured her into my lair to satisfy her until she’s fully spent.

I’m ravenous, thirsty and voracious with a bit of savageness,
I’m ready to eat her out till she climaxes and shouts and crumbles,
I’m an animal, liable for vaginal devouring it’s almost cannibal,
I’m fucking hungry to eat her pussy until she stutters and mumbles.

She lifts her hips and grips the sheets as I caress and kiss her lady bits,
With my fingertips I split the lips and lick her clit till she drips and spritz,
My tongue flicks and dips into her pink then I drink and sip her sweet liquor,
It’s a mix of juice and spit with squirts and spurts to make her cum quicker.

She moans in pleasure as she soaks my face with the greatest treasure,
Her cum is the nectar of the gods with which I’m baptized in ritual and rite,
It’s a delight to hear her scream when she creams it’s the wettest dream,
As I lap her inner thighs while she lies quivering in the dark of the night.

Went downtown Friday night      
see a gig, make a club      
walking high like a kite      
feel the dub      
      
Felt shaped up tight      
might pull tonight      
scented up with fake cologne      
testosterone cant stand alone      
     
Scanned the crowd      
to find romance      
my dick needs no second chance    
a quiet smile, in place so loud      
     
Small talk first and tried to wow    
got the nod  
 a bang, so now, so shallow     
but I think she`s on      
     
I make a move      
just a brush      
pressing in without a blush      
     
She measures me      
with her right thigh      
a knowing look, the glinting eye      
     
The exit sign is shining bright      
the alley dark      
our loins on fire      
     
Get it out and get it in      
a common cause      
no time to pause    
   
My stiffness in her    
preceded by, lots of finger    
a minge as hot as any ginger    
   
My throbbing cock its shining strobe    
reaching high, shot its load    
whilst her cataclysm slowly ebbed    
     
One night stand, thats hard to best            
to a rousing cheer or no applause    
I'll call you soon, was the lie I left 

Each kiss is warm wet and passionate,
Watching you undress is making me desperate; to rip off your clothes.
Pull you close,
And kiss your skin.  
Your naked body is so sexy laying here in this bed,
So many fantasies running through my head.  
Then you grab my waist pull me close and pull the hair on the back of my head and kiss my neck,  
Bitting just a little bit.  
It’s so good I can’t get enough of it.  
You lay me down and kiss my breasts, swirling your tongue around each nipple, gently nibbling.
You kiss each inch down to my thys,  
Then without warning your spread my legs and slip your tongue inside.
You suck my clit between your lips,  
It’s so good I can’t help my moan.
As you slide your fingers inside of me,  
I scream in pleasure and surprise.  
You continue to lik up every drop of cum,
I beg you to stop.  
You finally do.  
I tell you to stand up,  
So I can get on my knees and taste my cum on your hard cock.  
I lik the tip and take it deep in my throat,
Faster and faster,
Then I stop and only use my tongue making you beg to be inside my mouth.  
So I take you again harder and faster,
Until you beg to fuck my sweet wet pussy.