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jokes of january

Posted: 12th March 2019 3:57am
rabbitquest
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God felt something went wrong
In the garden of Eden
After looking over
The eve adence

Posted: 13th March 2019 3:22am
rabbitquest
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To cut down on medical cost
I had my trusted mechanic put some stents in
But I have to admit it
Was a heart wrenching experience.


Posted: 15th March 2019 10:38pm
wallyroo92
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Elevators

I don't like taking elevators with other people.
So I take the necessary steps to avoid them.

Posted: 16th March 2019 11:39pm
rabbitquest
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Excellent elevator elocution, Wallyroo92

Posted: 19th March 2019 7:29am
David_Macleod
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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

21 - one to change the bulb and 20 to set up a support group

Posted: 19th March 2019 2:56pm
rabbitquest
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Thumbs Up David,
I am trying to follow that one with a punchline "the blond leading the blond'

Posted: 20th March 2019 11:17pm
rabbitquest
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After my pants leg got caught in my
Bike chain
I started having
Cycle ogical problems.

Posted: 21st March 2019 1:42am
David_Macleod
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how many new York cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

A)    21 -  - - - -  5 to intimidate witnesses, 5 to falsify the evidence, 5 to identify a patsy, 5 to lie under oath that the bulb was ok when they left and one to change the bulb

Posted: 21st March 2019 4:22pm
clewluss
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by the time i threw her a lifeline

sshe had already gone under

Posted: 21st March 2019 11:08pm
David_Macleod
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how many southern baptist wives does it take to change a lightbulb?

who cares let her cook in the dark

Posted: 22nd March 2019 9:13am
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Posted: 23rd March 2019 5:16am
David_Macleod
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How man psychiatrists doe it take to change a light bulb?????

A)    0 - the lightbulb has to be willing to change itself

Posted: 25th March 2019 3:39am
Ely
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In'n'Out

Mrs Skunk had two babies...
their names were In and Out
they loved to play outside
their den...they'd rassle, run and shout

One afternoon, when Out was in...
and In was out...
Mama said that 'twas supper soon...
and she sent Out out...to fetch In

Well...in short order Out was back...
and In was close behind him
Mama, surprised said that was fast...
However did you find him?

Mama it was easy...
said Out to her, aside
You said to trust in Nature...
and In-stinked... he replied.
Written by Ely (E.A.Rothwell)
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Posted: 25th March 2019 7:53pm
rabbitquest
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Nice one Ely,
it sure beats a skunk
who is out of odor

Posted: 26th March 2019 3:18am
rabbitquest
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Dear, why aren't you wearing your bra to school today?
Mom, my gym teacher said we are having a feel day.

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