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Poetry competition CLOSED 1st April 2017 5:43pm
WINNER
snugglebuck
snugglebuck
F*ck Trump
Anonymous
Theatre Of The Absurd
I look forward to the continuing
implosion of the post millenium
Republican party
Donald Trump making the GOP look foolish
the GOP making Donald Trump look foolish
as we are treated every morning to
some new buffoonery on their behalf
a live action political comic strip
unfolding in our homes in an electronic
pop up book of assinine proportions
to which there really is nothing
you or I can possibly add
in a tweet or post, satire or poem
that would cause these people
more embarrassment than they
already unleash upon themselves
and the American audience in this
theatre of the absurd
I look forward to the continuing
implosion of the post millenium
Republican party
Donald Trump making the GOP look foolish
the GOP making Donald Trump look foolish
as we are treated every morning to
some new buffoonery on their behalf
a live action political comic strip
unfolding in our homes in an electronic
pop up book of assinine proportions
to which there really is nothing
you or I can possibly add
in a tweet or post, satire or poem
that would cause these people
more embarrassment than they
already unleash upon themselves
and the American audience in this
theatre of the absurd
Oppressor
Go ahead
Build your wall...
But know:
We plant our seeds
On this firm
Fertile
And borrowed ground
Watch as they grow
To RIP IT DOWN
From the ashes
Of your destruction
The REVOLUTION
Smells of sweet nectar...
We are far more
Than a garden
Of "select" flowers
We are an EADEN
Of diversity...
"With liberty
And justice
For all"
We will long surpass
Your darkening hour...
Our Unity's foundation
Will overrule
This segregation
As you blueprint your bridges
To foreign lands
The likes of which you find gain
From their bounty
The world is watching
And so are we
We ready the ships
With progressive sails
To cross the bounds
Ever-freely
There WILL be
A reaping
There WILL be
A reckoning
Your shouts into the crowd
Are loud
But we
Are the MORE
Your microphone
Is as fragile
As your pedestal
You
Are NOT
Our voice
The sum of your parts
Spew the same
-HATE
But our melting pot
Has an eclectic range...
There is no justice
With injustice
There is no freedom
Till we are all free
Our progress
Will not be halted
By archaic boundaries...
YOU
Are the less
WE
Are the more
WE
Will not be silenced
WE
Will rise
WE
Will stand
On this firm
Fertile
And borrowed ground
and WE
WILL EXIST
WE
WILL EXIST
WE
WILL EXIST
Go ahead
Build your wall...
But know:
We plant our seeds
On this firm
Fertile
And borrowed ground
Watch as they grow
To RIP IT DOWN
From the ashes
Of your destruction
The REVOLUTION
Smells of sweet nectar...
We are far more
Than a garden
Of "select" flowers
We are an EADEN
Of diversity...
"With liberty
And justice
For all"
We will long surpass
Your darkening hour...
Our Unity's foundation
Will overrule
This segregation
As you blueprint your bridges
To foreign lands
The likes of which you find gain
From their bounty
The world is watching
And so are we
We ready the ships
With progressive sails
To cross the bounds
Ever-freely
There WILL be
A reaping
There WILL be
A reckoning
Your shouts into the crowd
Are loud
But we
Are the MORE
Your microphone
Is as fragile
As your pedestal
You
Are NOT
Our voice
The sum of your parts
Spew the same
-HATE
But our melting pot
Has an eclectic range...
There is no justice
With injustice
There is no freedom
Till we are all free
Our progress
Will not be halted
By archaic boundaries...
YOU
Are the less
WE
Are the more
WE
Will not be silenced
WE
Will rise
WE
Will stand
On this firm
Fertile
And borrowed ground
and WE
WILL EXIST
WE
WILL EXIST
WE
WILL EXIST
Fuck Trump...
Yeah, I did
He needed some pussy...
Power makes me all gooshy..
So what is a girl to Do?
(Fuck em)
He has a huge prick
So there was a lot to lick...
I gagged several times deep throating
Guess he liked the sound,
He pushed me farther down...
I had laryngitis for days...
You know I hate to bitch, but I mean...
He was a really selfish jerk of a lay...
He stuffed his junk
Right up my rump
Without bothering to lube my Rim
When I hollered !ouch!
He pointed to the couch
And I remembered my dreams of being Miz whatever....
So when he told me..
He liked it rough
I put on my strap on and leather...
Grabbed him by his rocks
Told him turn your head and cough...
When he looked at me confused
I said "baby now you being used."
#Trump bend over and spread em!"
It only took one thrust...
And a nut he did bust....
The power hungry cum so easy...
Now just Look at my crown
Ain't it shiny!?
And also this sash...
Not too damn bad..
For fucking trump up his stupid.hiney
Yeah, I did
He needed some pussy...
Power makes me all gooshy..
So what is a girl to Do?
(Fuck em)
He has a huge prick
So there was a lot to lick...
I gagged several times deep throating
Guess he liked the sound,
He pushed me farther down...
I had laryngitis for days...
You know I hate to bitch, but I mean...
He was a really selfish jerk of a lay...
He stuffed his junk
Right up my rump
Without bothering to lube my Rim
When I hollered !ouch!
He pointed to the couch
And I remembered my dreams of being Miz whatever....
So when he told me..
He liked it rough
I put on my strap on and leather...
Grabbed him by his rocks
Told him turn your head and cough...
When he looked at me confused
I said "baby now you being used."
#Trump bend over and spread em!"
It only took one thrust...
And a nut he did bust....
The power hungry cum so easy...
Now just Look at my crown
Ain't it shiny!?
And also this sash...
Not too damn bad..
For fucking trump up his stupid.hiney
Sheppard
Of food-poisoned sheep
You speak of a divide
Then weep
With the rise
Of the other side
Walls fall in time...
A voice
For
A
Voice...
The Progression
Of our nation
Will
Not
Be
Swallowed
And
Shit
Out...
Denying
White picket-fences
Is NOT
What our way
Is supposed* to be about...
For WE
Are the land
Of the FREE...
"From Sea
To Shinning
Sea"
Let a light be shed
Onto THEE...
You speak
Of foes
From foreign lands
But the pollution
Of our water
Leaves blood
On YOUR hands...
We have steps
To go
But mountains
Have been climbed
We will not walk blindly
Back into segregated times...
Racism
Is real
Bigotry
Is real
Fascism
Is real
-But
Equality
For ALL
Is sought
And fought
Despite it's foreshadowed repeal...
YOU
Are a mirror
Upheld
Before
Us all...
I pray it awakens
The strength needed
To rise
After the Fall...
I stand
With the oppressed
Atop your
Your quaking wall
And write
The words
Of love
On both sides
In hopes it reminds us all:
Hatred
Invokes hatred
Violence
Insights violence
Darkness
Remains
Darkness
Without the light
To guide...
The stars
Must break through
The overcast
To reveal their glow
To the fickled-feet
Of wanderers
Wandering round
Below...
To the oppressed:
You
Are
Not
Alone
To the oppressor:
It's
Time
For
You
To
GO
Progress will be sought...
We are the stars
Atop mountain peaks...
Let us SHINE
For
The love
The future
The truth
Our youth must seek...
Of food-poisoned sheep
You speak of a divide
Then weep
With the rise
Of the other side
Walls fall in time...
A voice
For
A
Voice...
The Progression
Of our nation
Will
Not
Be
Swallowed
And
Shit
Out...
Denying
White picket-fences
Is NOT
What our way
Is supposed* to be about...
For WE
Are the land
Of the FREE...
"From Sea
To Shinning
Sea"
Let a light be shed
Onto THEE...
You speak
Of foes
From foreign lands
But the pollution
Of our water
Leaves blood
On YOUR hands...
We have steps
To go
But mountains
Have been climbed
We will not walk blindly
Back into segregated times...
Racism
Is real
Bigotry
Is real
Fascism
Is real
-But
Equality
For ALL
Is sought
And fought
Despite it's foreshadowed repeal...
YOU
Are a mirror
Upheld
Before
Us all...
I pray it awakens
The strength needed
To rise
After the Fall...
I stand
With the oppressed
Atop your
Your quaking wall
And write
The words
Of love
On both sides
In hopes it reminds us all:
Hatred
Invokes hatred
Violence
Insights violence
Darkness
Remains
Darkness
Without the light
To guide...
The stars
Must break through
The overcast
To reveal their glow
To the fickled-feet
Of wanderers
Wandering round
Below...
To the oppressed:
You
Are
Not
Alone
To the oppressor:
It's
Time
For
You
To
GO
Progress will be sought...
We are the stars
Atop mountain peaks...
Let us SHINE
For
The love
The future
The truth
Our youth must seek...
My name is Donald trump
And I like to play with toys
I asked Santa for America
He said no gifts for naughty boys
Instead he left a lump of coal
Which I added to the pile
And bought America for myself
Then tweeted Santa is a paedophile
I like to build sandcastles
And surround it with a moat
I like to build big walls
And buy some cretins vote
No kids ever play with me
They say I bully girls and boys
Teresa May says she’s a mate
But she only borrows my toys
Other kids are mean to me
I want to get my way
I’m in charge of the big red button
That starts a firework display
So, fuck you with your treehouse
I got a cool bunker underground
Where I can press the button
That sets fire to the playground
Don’t wanna play with them anyway
They all look weird and act funny
I will just buy more expensive toys
Cos I’m spoilt and have loads of money
I am a good boy really
But mummy never gives me a hug
Daddy never says he is proud
So I became a 21st century thug
hey all, just want to thank you to those who have submitted thus far. For the most part, I appreciate you all staying on topic and only posting responses to the competition.
To make it clear, this is not the place to debate. If you wish to debate, please find or create a thread in the forums.
Because of the number of good responses to this competition it will be opened to a public vote!
Again, I have enjoyed reading all the submissions hopefully as much as you have enjoyed writing them.
Thanks for your time and energy!
<3
To make it clear, this is not the place to debate. If you wish to debate, please find or create a thread in the forums.
Because of the number of good responses to this competition it will be opened to a public vote!
Again, I have enjoyed reading all the submissions hopefully as much as you have enjoyed writing them.
Thanks for your time and energy!
<3
An open letter to gazellemon.
Dear gazellemon,
How dare you post a poetry competition called 'Fuck Trump?'
You should be so very ashamed of yourself.
We all know President Trump is above 'Fucking,'
He'd rather be peed on
So know this Mr. gazellemon
Urine in a lot of trouble
Dear gazellemon,
How dare you post a poetry competition called 'Fuck Trump?'
You should be so very ashamed of yourself.
We all know President Trump is above 'Fucking,'
He'd rather be peed on
So know this Mr. gazellemon
Urine in a lot of trouble
SCARLET SCAVANGER
Stay true to the truth and veracity
In this world of alternate facts
Let the ninth commandment
Determine your certainty
Reject the notions of conspiracies
The scarlet scavenger is the only conspirator
He conspires to manipulate your stupidity
And undermine your sense of reality
Turn of those radio waves of nonstop hate
An electronic fueled cult
It’s not real news
It’s just muckraking fake
The FOX is nothing but a beast of lies
If you don’t believe me
Just ask the Gingerbread Man
He was eaten before he died
Stay true to the truth and veracity
In this world of alternate facts
Let the ninth commandment
Determine your certainty
Reject the notions of conspiracies
The scarlet scavenger is the only conspirator
He conspires to manipulate your stupidity
And undermine your sense of reality
Turn of those radio waves of nonstop hate
An electronic fueled cult
It’s not real news
It’s just muckraking fake
The FOX is nothing but a beast of lies
If you don’t believe me
Just ask the Gingerbread Man
He was eaten before he died
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PUTIN
I am old KGB
From former CCCP
I ride a horsey
And don’t wear T
Leader of the Mother Land
I also be boss to Uncle Sam
I ask your Mr. Trumpy
‘Who’s your daddy?’
He says nothing
Just drops his panties
Chicks of from the former Soviet
Think I’m alpha grandpa sexy
Especially the painted ladies
That have sex for money
We Russians have best hookers
Make good spies undercover
One hoe married my bitch boy Trump
He’d rather she pee on him than hump
So all you hot American women
Know a grandpa from Siberia
Can make you squeal and scream
And go into mass hysteria
Now excuse me I go hunting
Squirrel and moose must die
To show my sexy side
I wear no shirt when I try
Note; I’m going to invade Crimea. I would have done it before but thought I should wait till Obama left. I admit, I’ve been Stalin. Best be Putin things off a bit, and not go Russian in there, till I hold strings that make orange puppet dance.
PUTIN
I am old KGB
From former CCCP
I ride a horsey
And don’t wear T
Leader of the Mother Land
I also be boss to Uncle Sam
I ask your Mr. Trumpy
‘Who’s your daddy?’
He says nothing
Just drops his panties
Chicks of from the former Soviet
Think I’m alpha grandpa sexy
Especially the painted ladies
That have sex for money
We Russians have best hookers
Make good spies undercover
One hoe married my bitch boy Trump
He’d rather she pee on him than hump
So all you hot American women
Know a grandpa from Siberia
Can make you squeal and scream
And go into mass hysteria
Now excuse me I go hunting
Squirrel and moose must die
To show my sexy side
I wear no shirt when I try
Note; I’m going to invade Crimea. I would have done it before but thought I should wait till Obama left. I admit, I’ve been Stalin. Best be Putin things off a bit, and not go Russian in there, till I hold strings that make orange puppet dance.
