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Poetry competition CLOSED 1st April 2017 5:43pm
WINNER
snugglebuck
snugglebuck
F*ck Trump
Poetry Contest Description
yeah, i went there...
new, old, short, long.. just rhetorically decimate this fool, please.
winner gets a yuuuge trophie!
if you happen to like trump for some reason there is no need to announce it here!
<3
winner gets a yuuuge trophie!
if you happen to like trump for some reason there is no need to announce it here!
<3
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PURPLE HEARTS 4 ORANGE FARTS
Secret Commando
In the dark jungle
Donald got sprayed
With a nasty chemical
Called Agent Orange
It discolored him
Leaving him cursed
With a funky skin
So when Donald Trump
Wears his Purple Heart
Know he was once
A tangerine Marine
A fighting Orange Fart!
After the recent disclosure that President Trump had served in the Vietnam War with a secret CIA force called the 1%rs, where he was sprayed with Agent Orange. The White House announced that other members of this elite unit will be received Purple Hearts for injuries as well.
Recruited from the most patriotic families in the country, the members of this secret combat force’s heroic exploits have never been known till the President declassified their history. Now that they are out from the cold and into the warm limelight, these heroes’ will receive the medals they so justly deserve.
Veterans from this secret commando force who will be receiving the Purple Heart includes Rush Limbaugh, who sustained an injured tailbone when falling backwards on a punji stick and nearly died of an infected ass.
Another noted veteran who will receive the Purple Heart is none other than Buenos Aires Bull O’Reilly who also served with distinction during the Falkland Islands War. Like President Trump, Mr. O’Reilly was sprayed with Agent Orange while on a covert mission in the jungle surrounding the Ho Chi Minh Trail. But unlike our Commander & Chief, the chemical didn’t leave O’Reilly with a funky orange skin tint. Rather, the DOW chemical made Bill’s skin blotchy.
Other Purple Heart recipients from this secret unit include John Boehner, who was also contaminated by Agent Orange and Roger Ailes who suffered wounds when he encountered a feisty female commie combat reporter from ‘Hanoi Weekly.’ Those wounds caused by Hanoi Hannah left Roger with a bright red raw scar upon a most unmentionable part of his body.
To President Trump, and all the other men who received Purple Hearts for their service as secret 1%r commandos, our county say’s, “Thank you.”
PURPLE HEARTS 4 ORANGE FARTS
Secret Commando
In the dark jungle
Donald got sprayed
With a nasty chemical
Called Agent Orange
It discolored him
Leaving him cursed
With a funky skin
So when Donald Trump
Wears his Purple Heart
Know he was once
A tangerine Marine
A fighting Orange Fart!
After the recent disclosure that President Trump had served in the Vietnam War with a secret CIA force called the 1%rs, where he was sprayed with Agent Orange. The White House announced that other members of this elite unit will be received Purple Hearts for injuries as well.
Recruited from the most patriotic families in the country, the members of this secret combat force’s heroic exploits have never been known till the President declassified their history. Now that they are out from the cold and into the warm limelight, these heroes’ will receive the medals they so justly deserve.
Veterans from this secret commando force who will be receiving the Purple Heart includes Rush Limbaugh, who sustained an injured tailbone when falling backwards on a punji stick and nearly died of an infected ass.
Another noted veteran who will receive the Purple Heart is none other than Buenos Aires Bull O’Reilly who also served with distinction during the Falkland Islands War. Like President Trump, Mr. O’Reilly was sprayed with Agent Orange while on a covert mission in the jungle surrounding the Ho Chi Minh Trail. But unlike our Commander & Chief, the chemical didn’t leave O’Reilly with a funky orange skin tint. Rather, the DOW chemical made Bill’s skin blotchy.
Other Purple Heart recipients from this secret unit include John Boehner, who was also contaminated by Agent Orange and Roger Ailes who suffered wounds when he encountered a feisty female commie combat reporter from ‘Hanoi Weekly.’ Those wounds caused by Hanoi Hannah left Roger with a bright red raw scar upon a most unmentionable part of his body.
To President Trump, and all the other men who received Purple Hearts for their service as secret 1%r commandos, our county say’s, “Thank you.”
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Jade sits aside to clear a wide berth
for snugglebuck to empty his rage
and pent-up noir for all that it's worth
Jade sits aside to clear a wide berth
for snugglebuck to empty his rage
and pent-up noir for all that it's worth
D.R [Don Rump] feat Poetikmind
I used to think you were cool back in the day, but I'd never think there'd be a day
I'd say "fuck you!".
You were an unpotential presidential candidate,
A mistake.
A man that's filled with nothing but hate.
By the time I'm done with you they'll have to be carrying you out in black hearse.
I ain't even done with you, this is just the first verse!.
Don Rump is a cold man,
Don Rump is a bad man,
Don Rump is a cold man,
Don Rump is a bad man.
You're a class A racist with a sheep of delusional followers,
You hollar out nazi propaganda slogans that mirror awful lot like Hitler, but guess what?
You're worse than him!.
You're a belligerent, unintelligent bafoon that has no idea what he's doing with this country.
You got a dumb trophy wife at your side who isn't even First Lady material, the only thing she's capable of doing is taking her clothes off and shutting the fuck up when she's told.
Bitch parroted Michelle's speech and acted like she wrote it.
Donald Trump, Donald Trump
He ain't nothing but a chump
A rump...roasted ass with no class
So hell yeah he gets no pass!
The big orange faced jack
With the whack wig,
A pig
On two feet, somehow finagled his rotten ass in the 'big seat'
I hear the cries of the street
got believers of rhetoric all caught up in his delusional shit.
" The Don Rump" a true first rate, clueless fuckin' chump
Tight-faced pucker aimin' to play America like a sucka.
When my hood got bombed who did you blame?, the Muslims!
When it came to police brutality who did you blame?, the African Americans!
When it comes to our economies problems who did you blame?, the Mexicans!.
But who's to blame for this shit?.
How about hate?
How about injustice?
How about greed?
How about prejudice?.
So much hatred for immigrants yet you forget that you married one and you came from one and that this land was built by them and that your fucking businesses have immigrants who all work for you.
So exactly what pot do you have to piss in?,
Better yet a bed with two bitches on it?
To think it's ok to tear hardworking families apart or to deprive one of the American dream to become something more?.
Or destroy lives of childrens because they were 'anchor babies' of the parents that wanted their children to have a better life?.
Don Rump is a cold man,
Don Rump is a bad man,
Don Rump is a cold man,
Don Rump is a bad man.
We know you're brother of the K.K.K
You think you can get away with anything you say just because got the power and the green.
Well there's no way in hell I'll bow down to your " Make America Great Again" bullshit,
I won't obey to a dictator like you!
I'll rebel.
Raise your fist high and mighty!
Whether white, black, or Hispanic stand together as one and unite!
Our love can fight his need for separation,
Our want for peace can over power his modern day segregation dream,
And our voices can silence the ignorant minds.
Don Rump is a cold man,
Don Rump is a bad man,
Don Rump is a cold man,
Don Rump is a bad man.
I'd say "fuck you!".
You were an unpotential presidential candidate,
A mistake.
A man that's filled with nothing but hate.
By the time I'm done with you they'll have to be carrying you out in black hearse.
I ain't even done with you, this is just the first verse!.
Don Rump is a cold man,
Don Rump is a bad man,
Don Rump is a cold man,
Don Rump is a bad man.
You're a class A racist with a sheep of delusional followers,
You hollar out nazi propaganda slogans that mirror awful lot like Hitler, but guess what?
You're worse than him!.
You're a belligerent, unintelligent bafoon that has no idea what he's doing with this country.
You got a dumb trophy wife at your side who isn't even First Lady material, the only thing she's capable of doing is taking her clothes off and shutting the fuck up when she's told.
Bitch parroted Michelle's speech and acted like she wrote it.
Donald Trump, Donald Trump
He ain't nothing but a chump
A rump...roasted ass with no class
So hell yeah he gets no pass!
The big orange faced jack
With the whack wig,
A pig
On two feet, somehow finagled his rotten ass in the 'big seat'
I hear the cries of the street
got believers of rhetoric all caught up in his delusional shit.
" The Don Rump" a true first rate, clueless fuckin' chump
Tight-faced pucker aimin' to play America like a sucka.
When my hood got bombed who did you blame?, the Muslims!
When it came to police brutality who did you blame?, the African Americans!
When it comes to our economies problems who did you blame?, the Mexicans!.
But who's to blame for this shit?.
How about hate?
How about injustice?
How about greed?
How about prejudice?.
So much hatred for immigrants yet you forget that you married one and you came from one and that this land was built by them and that your fucking businesses have immigrants who all work for you.
So exactly what pot do you have to piss in?,
Better yet a bed with two bitches on it?
To think it's ok to tear hardworking families apart or to deprive one of the American dream to become something more?.
Or destroy lives of childrens because they were 'anchor babies' of the parents that wanted their children to have a better life?.
Don Rump is a cold man,
Don Rump is a bad man,
Don Rump is a cold man,
Don Rump is a bad man.
We know you're brother of the K.K.K
You think you can get away with anything you say just because got the power and the green.
Well there's no way in hell I'll bow down to your " Make America Great Again" bullshit,
I won't obey to a dictator like you!
I'll rebel.
Raise your fist high and mighty!
Whether white, black, or Hispanic stand together as one and unite!
Our love can fight his need for separation,
Our want for peace can over power his modern day segregation dream,
And our voices can silence the ignorant minds.
Don Rump is a cold man,
Don Rump is a bad man,
Don Rump is a cold man,
Don Rump is a bad man.
Written by MsRockyJackson
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Dancing with Donald
We woke up dirty dancing
the sheets in disarray
our mouths were full of Trump
so there was nothing we could say
We watched the polls bob up and down
and clocked the time at three
there was a meeting with Obama
which made no sense to me
But who were we to argue
as we felt him surging in
states hotter than Hell's hairdo
while the jocks began to grin
We slid down to the floor
and bounced around the walls
the White House carpet's ruined
those stains could bust our balls
Then just as I was thinking
we were f****ed in the hardest place
he yanked us out and spat three times
then Twittered in our face
Well it might have been saliva
that helped the missile fire
but he must have tripped the button
so best get Putin on the wire
Now the wind farm's still an eyesore
while the wall is barely built
all hail Donald where's your trousers**
Are those nukes beneath that kilt?
** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LozrF-EHf1Q
I keep trying to enter but I get an error message saying I can't have url's in my work. (I don't have any so I don't why I keep getting this message). Anyone know what I'm doing wrong. I have a piece that's perfect for this but can't enter it right now. Help!
Jade-Pandora said:http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f248/jadepandora/tumblr_mogu3m1u7T1rhp4nco1_1280%20-%20final.png
Jade sits aside to clear a wide berth
for snugglebuck to empty his rage
and pent-up noir for all that it's worth
Noticing the gun in her hand in the accompanying pic, definitely one woman who's NOT for grabbing "by the pussy"!
Jade sits aside to clear a wide berth
for snugglebuck to empty his rage
and pent-up noir for all that it's worth
Noticing the gun in her hand in the accompanying pic, definitely one woman who's NOT for grabbing "by the pussy"!
Ohm On the Flag
Shit, I'm pissed
but
I'm a pacifist and a poet
so in these times
I suggest we get
metaphorically violent.
God damn it!
I want a riot of the mind, People!
I want to see some
aggressive intelligence out there.
Just the most viscous set of data and stat keeping that makes sure that everywhere the ignorant
or the slick liars step is a badland.
Come on!
Let's start trading blows
with the easy excuses.
Throwing elbows to
"It doesn't affect you."
Uppercuts and cheap shots
aimed at the back of,
"Stop complaining"'s fat head.
A fucking bat to the shins of
"It's not racism. It's about security."
Fuck it!
I want to see
the bloody murder of apathy.
I want us to take out its entrails
and use them to set up a line,
a barricade between us
and those that can't see
past their own shadows.
When that's done, burn it!
We can all roast marshmallows
by its carcass set a blaze.
Everyone of every creed,
color and class holding hands singing Bohemian Rhapsody
in unison over apathy's
final screams.
And when the last
piano note sounds
all that will be left will be the ashes that empathy will rise out of.
I want all my sisters,
all the strong women
that fill this world,
to grab misogyny by the dick
and just rip it off.
Feed it to the dog
and take its balls
and shove it down its throat
til orange turns red...
then blue.
Then me and the rest
of the mismatched, misfits,
fuck ups, bastards, rejects and etc
can get decked out in black
and do a dance on its grave
while at the same time passing by
is a glorious rainbow parade.
The grand marshal leading the way
with an ohm on the flag.
That organized defiance
can start on any street.
So let's pick one
and start this shit.
Shit, I'm pissed
but
I'm a pacifist and a poet
so in these times
I suggest we get
metaphorically violent.
God damn it!
I want a riot of the mind, People!
I want to see some
aggressive intelligence out there.
Just the most viscous set of data and stat keeping that makes sure that everywhere the ignorant
or the slick liars step is a badland.
Come on!
Let's start trading blows
with the easy excuses.
Throwing elbows to
"It doesn't affect you."
Uppercuts and cheap shots
aimed at the back of,
"Stop complaining"'s fat head.
A fucking bat to the shins of
"It's not racism. It's about security."
Fuck it!
I want to see
the bloody murder of apathy.
I want us to take out its entrails
and use them to set up a line,
a barricade between us
and those that can't see
past their own shadows.
When that's done, burn it!
We can all roast marshmallows
by its carcass set a blaze.
Everyone of every creed,
color and class holding hands singing Bohemian Rhapsody
in unison over apathy's
final screams.
And when the last
piano note sounds
all that will be left will be the ashes that empathy will rise out of.
I want all my sisters,
all the strong women
that fill this world,
to grab misogyny by the dick
and just rip it off.
Feed it to the dog
and take its balls
and shove it down its throat
til orange turns red...
then blue.
Then me and the rest
of the mismatched, misfits,
fuck ups, bastards, rejects and etc
can get decked out in black
and do a dance on its grave
while at the same time passing by
is a glorious rainbow parade.
The grand marshal leading the way
with an ohm on the flag.
That organized defiance
can start on any street.
So let's pick one
and start this shit.
