Least Read Surreal Poems
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yelluw_always
Poem Published
6th Apr 2019 6:40am
6th Apr 2019 6:40am
Lakeside 5/30
Mostly passage-
we are
quiet
stories of nature, of
reattaching our
selves to
the sides of its book,
as coven to cover
a moon
by this I mean
they are quiet
and saying something,
bald eagle
drops a thorn
and says something
rhododendron
swallows it
and thinks something
the subject
closes in
do you think
he has everything
that
says something
as a strum
upon
dirt
let him approach ...
we are
quiet
stories of nature, of
reattaching our
selves to
the sides of its book,
as coven to cover
a moon
by this I mean
they are quiet
and saying something,
bald eagle
drops a thorn
and says something
rhododendron
swallows it
and thinks something
the subject
closes in
do you think
he has everything
that
says something
as a strum
upon
dirt
let him approach ...
#identity
#nature
#surreal #NaPoWriMo2019
#surreal #NaPoWriMo2019
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yelluw_always
Poem Published
2nd Apr 2019 8:42am
2nd Apr 2019 8:42am
Lakeside 2/30
I ring them into the digits
made for pressing eyes, for touch
avows to mold an
earthside
vision, in how I parse the effect
and cause of what makes the turtle
abandon its log, the
clouded
water plops a three-
dimensional sound of murk
straight above as its
shell
is blanketed of depths, can’t help think
the water is what I breathe, as
movement is everything
there.
And the sky high-
lights the ascension of what is
thrown up, displaced, ...
made for pressing eyes, for touch
avows to mold an
earthside
vision, in how I parse the effect
and cause of what makes the turtle
abandon its log, the
clouded
water plops a three-
dimensional sound of murk
straight above as its
shell
is blanketed of depths, can’t help think
the water is what I breathe, as
movement is everything
there.
And the sky high-
lights the ascension of what is
thrown up, displaced, ...
#nature
#surreal
#NaPoWriMo2019 #identity
#NaPoWriMo2019 #identity
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missjem56
Poem Published
29th Nov 2024 2:07am
29th Nov 2024 2:07am
A Bit Of A Tall Story
Whilst at the supermarket
Just the other day
I purchased some super king sized eggs
For omelettes, in disarray
Unfortunately
When i cracked open the shell
A baby pterodactyl popped out, well
Perhaps
I could try a pterodactyl curry too
(Well i am 10%, chicken vindaloo!)
Or pterodactyl risotto would be nice
But i then looked into it's pleading
Yet quite scary eyes
And glad it couldn't yet fly
As i'd clipped it's wings, on the sly
And not wanting to appear rude
I decided to conjure it some food
Funnily enough, i...
Just the other day
I purchased some super king sized eggs
For omelettes, in disarray
Unfortunately
When i cracked open the shell
A baby pterodactyl popped out, well
Perhaps
I could try a pterodactyl curry too
(Well i am 10%, chicken vindaloo!)
Or pterodactyl risotto would be nice
But i then looked into it's pleading
Yet quite scary eyes
And glad it couldn't yet fly
As i'd clipped it's wings, on the sly
And not wanting to appear rude
I decided to conjure it some food
Funnily enough, i...
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#satirical #surreal
#satirical #surreal
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missjem56
Poem Published
2nd Nov 2024 00:34am
2nd Nov 2024 00:34am
Talking Pigeon
I went to see my doctor
she said "how are your stools?"
"Very comfy thanks!"
"Although, one has a strange colour
in the padding"
She looked at me aghast, and appalled
I
Still misinterpretting her meaning
And puzzled at her reaction
Said
"I also have a three legged one for milking
not that i use it , as i don't have a cow!"
She asked me what on earth i was talking about
As she had never heard of a three legged cow
I said "no no no no no!"
"It's my stools with the...
she said "how are your stools?"
"Very comfy thanks!"
"Although, one has a strange colour
in the padding"
She looked at me aghast, and appalled
I
Still misinterpretting her meaning
And puzzled at her reaction
Said
"I also have a three legged one for milking
not that i use it , as i don't have a cow!"
She asked me what on earth i was talking about
As she had never heard of a three legged cow
I said "no no no no no!"
"It's my stools with the...
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#satirical #surreal
#satirical #surreal
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missjem56
Poem Published
1st Dec 2024 00:13am
1st Dec 2024 00:13am
Trans Reindeers With The Hump
Tis now the eve of december
A time to remember
NOT to watch tv
Avoid christmas ads, and emails
If anyone brings christmas into any conversation
Grunt audibly, then say "bah humbug!"
Then wander off, grumbling incoherently
Ironic that the first santa
Came to us from 11th century Turkey
Sounds like he was hatched!
Turkey, and santa, are you kidding me?
When santa lived in Turkey, he had no reindeer
And managed without for over 600 hundred years
Perhaps he used camels instead
Imagine six camels soaring into the night...
A time to remember
NOT to watch tv
Avoid christmas ads, and emails
If anyone brings christmas into any conversation
Grunt audibly, then say "bah humbug!"
Then wander off, grumbling incoherently
Ironic that the first santa
Came to us from 11th century Turkey
Sounds like he was hatched!
Turkey, and santa, are you kidding me?
When santa lived in Turkey, he had no reindeer
And managed without for over 600 hundred years
Perhaps he used camels instead
Imagine six camels soaring into the night...
#Christmas
#funny
#parody
#satirical
#surreal
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missjem56
Poem Published
15th Dec 2024 3:16am
15th Dec 2024 3:16am
Night Of The Living Wobble!
It was once said
That Weevils wobble
But they don't fall down
I used to be a Weevil
Now i'm just a wobble
"Remember you're a wobble
Like a womble
Only different....
by Jemia
That Weevils wobble
But they don't fall down
I used to be a Weevil
Now i'm just a wobble
"Remember you're a wobble
Like a womble
Only different....
by Jemia
#LifeAsAWriter
#satirical
#surreal
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missjem56
Poem Published
22nd Nov 2024 2:38pm
22nd Nov 2024 2:38pm
Preferring The Horn
The pauper porpoise poet
Was a very poor porpoise indeed
As she spent all of her lobster money
On copious ammounts of mead
She read her poems at open mics
But her words were all at sea
Apart from one fine night, she got it right
And flipped her flippers with glee!
Some thought she was a dolphin
Which would really piss her off
And one even called her "Flipper"
She told him to foff!
Yet she found him quite attractive
He was a swordfish, well endowed
And when she saw how 'sharp' he was
Their marriage was avowed ...
Was a very poor porpoise indeed
As she spent all of her lobster money
On copious ammounts of mead
She read her poems at open mics
But her words were all at sea
Apart from one fine night, she got it right
And flipped her flippers with glee!
Some thought she was a dolphin
Which would really piss her off
And one even called her "Flipper"
She told him to foff!
Yet she found him quite attractive
He was a swordfish, well endowed
And when she saw how 'sharp' he was
Their marriage was avowed ...
#betrayal
#fish
#funny
#satirical
#surreal
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missjem56
Poem Published
29th Oct 2024 2:37pm
29th Oct 2024 2:37pm
Surreal Nights
Thoughts
wander
wildly
Impossibly
plausible
Lost
within
nightmares
by Jemia
wander
wildly
Impossibly
plausible
Lost
within
nightmares
by Jemia
#dreams
#LifeAsAWriter
#nightmares #surreal
#nightmares #surreal
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missjem56
Poem Published
4th Dec 2024 2:56pm
4th Dec 2024 2:56pm
A Marriage
I had seen its pulsating glow
From down here, on the earth below
Its light had disturbed my sleep
Beneath it's slow stagnant creep
In desperation, and despair
I gained no sleep, under the moon all aglare
So i grabbed my bow, and held it true
As i shot my golden arrow to the moon
It sat like a lantern shadowed raven
Amongst the night skies there engraven
My arrow meanwhile, continued its mission
For i captured the moon, in my vision
The moon got angry, it turned a blood red
As it stood there scowling, above my...
From down here, on the earth below
Its light had disturbed my sleep
Beneath it's slow stagnant creep
In desperation, and despair
I gained no sleep, under the moon all aglare
So i grabbed my bow, and held it true
As i shot my golden arrow to the moon
It sat like a lantern shadowed raven
Amongst the night skies there engraven
My arrow meanwhile, continued its mission
For i captured the moon, in my vision
The moon got angry, it turned a blood red
As it stood there scowling, above my...
#magic
#moon
#surreal
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missjem56
Poem Published
27th Aug 2024 00:32am
27th Aug 2024 00:32am
Elephantasy
When i arrived home yesterday
I
To my surprise
Espied
A herd of elephants
Lying upon my bed
There were a score of them
But luckily
They were quite small
Small enough in fact
To fit all twenty of them on my bed
But they got round this
By intertwining
Trunk to tail
The thing that surprised me most
On finding twenty elephants on my bed
Is that the bed didn't collapse
Under their considerable weight
Maybe it was because
They were all pink
Or maybe
Just maybe
There were no elephants in the...
I
To my surprise
Espied
A herd of elephants
Lying upon my bed
There were a score of them
But luckily
They were quite small
Small enough in fact
To fit all twenty of them on my bed
But they got round this
By intertwining
Trunk to tail
The thing that surprised me most
On finding twenty elephants on my bed
Is that the bed didn't collapse
Under their considerable weight
Maybe it was because
They were all pink
Or maybe
Just maybe
There were no elephants in the...
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#parody #surreal
#parody #surreal
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missjem56
Poem Published
29th Oct 2024 2:07am
29th Oct 2024 2:07am
Ambiguous
Sweet swan songs sadly sung
The end looms nearer
As a twilight of possibilities
Lie within the echoes
Of lost ambiguities
As vague reminiscences
Drift away
Into worm holes of doubt
by Jemia
The end looms nearer
As a twilight of possibilities
Lie within the echoes
Of lost ambiguities
As vague reminiscences
Drift away
Into worm holes of doubt
by Jemia
#LifeAsAWriter
#memories
#surreal
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missjem56
Poem Published
7th Nov 2024 3:59pm
7th Nov 2024 3:59pm
Fairy Dust
Lost in thought
As i traverse, the universe
Exploring worm holes
Deep space and curious portals
To other worlds
I then venture through the deep dark mists
Of the ethereal
Encountering entities
O another nature
Full of magic, and mystery
These beings wove tapestries
Within rainbows
That were then hung
Onto groaning boughs
Off low hanging trees
More was revealed,
As the mists began to dissipate
I became further aware
Of the strange nature
As a golden light
Trespassed through the trees
As a...
As i traverse, the universe
Exploring worm holes
Deep space and curious portals
To other worlds
I then venture through the deep dark mists
Of the ethereal
Encountering entities
O another nature
Full of magic, and mystery
These beings wove tapestries
Within rainbows
That were then hung
Onto groaning boughs
Off low hanging trees
More was revealed,
As the mists began to dissipate
I became further aware
Of the strange nature
As a golden light
Trespassed through the trees
As a...
#dreams
#fairies
#nature #surreal
#nature #surreal
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