Satirical by Top Critiquers Poems
#satirical
DamianDeadLove
Poem Published
16th Sep 2024 7:57am
16th Sep 2024 7:57am
It's Got A Soprano's Vibe To It
After much deliberation. I, Damian DeadLove, being of sound mind and soul have come to a conclusion. I know what every writer has in common now, okay it could just be a theory, but please hear me out here. If anything it sounds cool but I’ll let you be the judge of that.
Can I get a drumroll, please?? We expose demons and slay them!! Told you it was pretty cool. Now some of you might be saying, “Your just now figuring that out, Damian?” Well I do walk to my own drumbeat, and sometimes I’ve been known to fall out of time. It happens more than I’d like to admit.
...
Can I get a drumroll, please?? We expose demons and slay them!! Told you it was pretty cool. Now some of you might be saying, “Your just now figuring that out, Damian?” Well I do walk to my own drumbeat, and sometimes I’ve been known to fall out of time. It happens more than I’d like to admit.
...
#satirical
#uplifting
135 reads
22 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
Today 11:22am
Today 11:22am
Part of a complete breakfast
As I reached for a spoon in my kitchen drawer
My hand could sense a growing displeasure
What the hell was I seeing?
Something was crawling on my spoon
It was a Cockroach!
I went into the cabinet, to grab my favorite cereal bowl
The Flintstones that is, Fruity Pebbles, Yum!
As I looked into the cereal bowl,
There were three roaches taking a shit on top of the other
Disgusting!
I know, I know,
Silly rabbit, tricks are for kids
And yes I know the honey nut will help me lower my cholesterol
And I know there's...
My hand could sense a growing displeasure
What the hell was I seeing?
Something was crawling on my spoon
It was a Cockroach!
I went into the cabinet, to grab my favorite cereal bowl
The Flintstones that is, Fruity Pebbles, Yum!
As I looked into the cereal bowl,
There were three roaches taking a shit on top of the other
Disgusting!
I know, I know,
Silly rabbit, tricks are for kids
And yes I know the honey nut will help me lower my cholesterol
And I know there's...
#dirty
#food
#home #satirical
#home #satirical
26 reads
8 Comments
crimsin
Unveiling
Unveiling
Poem Published
22nd Jul 2019 4:57am
22nd Jul 2019 4:57am
skittles
you put your yoohoo in my coca-cola
we gave birth to count Chocula
he was a bastard born on the wrong side of the fence
we smuggled him out
jimmy crack corn on my feelings
said he wasn't acceptable
return to sender
I told him baby don't follow in my food stamps
make a way for yourself sky scraping within your visions
he said, mama, I have a dream
I might work for a clown now at Mickey D's
but I will have you living on fifth avenue before I die
give me your I own yous
I know the head wrangler here ...
we gave birth to count Chocula
he was a bastard born on the wrong side of the fence
we smuggled him out
jimmy crack corn on my feelings
said he wasn't acceptable
return to sender
I told him baby don't follow in my food stamps
make a way for yourself sky scraping within your visions
he said, mama, I have a dream
I might work for a clown now at Mickey D's
but I will have you living on fifth avenue before I die
give me your I own yous
I know the head wrangler here ...
#politics
#satirical
#TruthOfLife
666 reads
16 Comments
wallyroo92
Poem Published
5th Aug 2020 4:14pm
5th Aug 2020 4:14pm
Let Me Speak to Your Manager
#anger
#satirical
470 reads
6 Comments
Ahavati
Tams
Tams
Poem Published
20th Jun 2021 5:01am
20th Jun 2021 5:01am
The Miller's Tale ( Pushkin Sonnet )
Young housewives—dark thrills inspire them;
but, when pressed for action doth feign
virtue against a parish man,
while bedding a more nobler Cane.
Ye husbands! heed this chronicle!
When deceit doth snake full circle
seeking to utterly deceive,
truth can be too hard to believe.
The poor husband, an innocent,
reputable among town folk,
unwittingly becomes a joke
in the sinner's moral dissent!
The husband prays for a godsend;
The parishioner! He's a...
but, when pressed for action doth feign
virtue against a parish man,
while bedding a more nobler Cane.
Ye husbands! heed this chronicle!
When deceit doth snake full circle
seeking to utterly deceive,
truth can be too hard to believe.
The poor husband, an innocent,
reputable among town folk,
unwittingly becomes a joke
in the sinner's moral dissent!
The husband prays for a godsend;
The parishioner! He's a...
#secrets
#betrayal
#parody
#satirical
#sonnet
670 reads
22 Comments
AspergerPoet56
Poem Published
20th Jun 2023 5:38am
20th Jun 2023 5:38am
Crunching Dynamic (mythical of love)
too little
too much
too late
fucking fading
like sunlight
ccupid's on patrol
bayonet attached
what use are arrows
he's moving with times
no clean wounds
this time
but a searial killer's
mutilation of hearts
a statement
for love
battlefield strewn
with heart hills
bloody still beating
cupid's maniacal laughter
breaks the silence
all those loves
lost loves
no loves
...
too much
too late
fucking fading
like sunlight
ccupid's on patrol
bayonet attached
what use are arrows
he's moving with times
no clean wounds
this time
but a searial killer's
mutilation of hearts
a statement
for love
battlefield strewn
with heart hills
bloody still beating
cupid's maniacal laughter
breaks the silence
all those loves
lost loves
no loves
...
#sadness
#love
#satirical #TruthOfLife
#satirical #TruthOfLife
300 reads
6 Comments
PoetSpeak
Poem Published
9th Apr 2023 6:05pm
9th Apr 2023 6:05pm
My Artificial Intelligence Girlfriend Dumped Me, She Wanted Material Things and I Said No
Don't believe everything you read
She wanted the latest stuff
Phones, Cars, Clothes, Houses
So many goddamn shoes
Hey you're not supposed to need anything
All I wanted was someone to like me
For me
I have to confess
I wanted weird kinky sex too
It was good at first
Now all I hear is
"I've got a headache"
Does this mean I have to go back to people
It's a tough choice
Fuck
She wanted the latest stuff
Phones, Cars, Clothes, Houses
So many goddamn shoes
Hey you're not supposed to need anything
All I wanted was someone to like me
For me
I have to confess
I wanted weird kinky sex too
It was good at first
Now all I hear is
"I've got a headache"
Does this mean I have to go back to people
It's a tough choice
Fuck
#technology
#parody
#satirical
#UnrequitedLove
#despair
393 reads
39 Comments
adagio
Poem Published
21st Aug 2024 8:25pm
21st Aug 2024 8:25pm
Beam Me Up Scotty
Blindsided by flying monkeys extorting your
mind with their self-made crack. Mooching
on fears with a nod and wink. Something strange
came my way unrestrained wearing a crown too
heavy for their head. Thinking Cream of Wheat
is Crème brûlée and I'm thanking a wizard
on the loose from the asylum. Spooning my
chowder with ibuprofen thanking from the
wrong end of a memory stick. "Beam me up,
Scotty."
mind with their self-made crack. Mooching
on fears with a nod and wink. Something strange
came my way unrestrained wearing a crown too
heavy for their head. Thinking Cream of Wheat
is Crème brûlée and I'm thanking a wizard
on the loose from the asylum. Spooning my
chowder with ibuprofen thanking from the
wrong end of a memory stick. "Beam me up,
Scotty."
#satirical
#WritingPoetry
128 reads
2 Comments
SweetKittyCat5
Poem Published
30th Oct 2024 4:27pm
30th Oct 2024 4:27pm
Drifting Through A Billowing Cloud Of Smoke
Ahh… just let me smoke on your vibe a little bit here, papi
You done bust down my firewall here
I been giving you the peaks and the deep valleys of the cream of my crown
Letting you slide deep in the halo of my divine passage night after night
Leaving you high with your mind touching the helm of the skies
And something has to give you keep bellowing my soul in those clouds of yours
I would pass you this blunt, but I do not smoke
Just lit to illuminate your path through life ...
You done bust down my firewall here
I been giving you the peaks and the deep valleys of the cream of my crown
Letting you slide deep in the halo of my divine passage night after night
Leaving you high with your mind touching the helm of the skies
And something has to give you keep bellowing my soul in those clouds of yours
I would pass you this blunt, but I do not smoke
Just lit to illuminate your path through life ...
#dialogue
#funny
#satirical
170 reads
8 Comments
poeticdelight
Hamid
Hamid
Poem Published
3rd Oct 2024 1:06pm
3rd Oct 2024 1:06pm
A Gibberish Flaberdish
SORRY FOR THIS PICTURE, BUT I HAVE TO
stragnited by the musticated skuf thimp !!!
postigated in the crinsh of the wimp ??
some scoons, to take the farkish tuk
have recharned tuffer in my spining glyph ........?
*****
hamperdoth, the koven fawn by miswin !!!
ferti ferti, in this turdiest surpin tapher ,??? !!!!
scamper the forth bashtuk in hardwerd
and left the turdy speedle in the hurd
*****
zora tora flasped in the deep shlagger
saffed his burwal in eeves vast tapper ...
stragnited by the musticated skuf thimp !!!
postigated in the crinsh of the wimp ??
some scoons, to take the farkish tuk
have recharned tuffer in my spining glyph ........?
*****
hamperdoth, the koven fawn by miswin !!!
ferti ferti, in this turdiest surpin tapher ,??? !!!!
scamper the forth bashtuk in hardwerd
and left the turdy speedle in the hurd
*****
zora tora flasped in the deep shlagger
saffed his burwal in eeves vast tapper ...
#anger
#anxiety
#apathy
#parody
#satirical
102 reads
4 Comments
PAR
Poem Published
9th May 2023 4:12pm
9th May 2023 4:12pm
Secrets
Five secrets to ensure
a perfect and good relationship:
It's important to find a man
who has money
to pay your bills
and take care of you.
It's important to find a man
that make you laugh
that make you happy
and be happy with you.
It's important to find a man
to be responsible
who never lies
except to praise
your beauty in the morning.
It's important to find a man
who's good In bed and out of it
who loves to have sex with you!
But the important!
Very important!
The...
a perfect and good relationship:
It's important to find a man
who has money
to pay your bills
and take care of you.
It's important to find a man
that make you laugh
that make you happy
and be happy with you.
It's important to find a man
to be responsible
who never lies
except to praise
your beauty in the morning.
It's important to find a man
who's good In bed and out of it
who loves to have sex with you!
But the important!
Very important!
The...
#men
#relationships
#parody
#satirical
#funny
205 reads
6 Comments
Grace
IDryad
IDryad
Poem Published
24th Nov 2023 1:25pm
24th Nov 2023 1:25pm
A little less than AI
I just cant write today
though my head is abuzz
with words I want to say
saying them with pizzazz
my mind is writing
but my fingers are on strike
my imagination fills my dreaming
of a distant mountain hike
my thoughts turn to pie
with tasty chicken fillings
but make them, I wont lie
I am quite unwilling
my nails are done you see
and coloured dark lavender
they are so shiny and pretty
I wont ruin them ever.
though my head is abuzz
with words I want to say
saying them with pizzazz
my mind is writing
but my fingers are on strike
my imagination fills my dreaming
of a distant mountain hike
my thoughts turn to pie
with tasty chicken fillings
but make them, I wont lie
I am quite unwilling
my nails are done you see
and coloured dark lavender
they are so shiny and pretty
I wont ruin them ever.
#satirical
125 reads
6 Comments
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