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The Complete History of Poetry

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History of Poetry

Beowulf
I have a big dick
and I killed some
monsters

The Odyssey
I’m on a boat,
I have a big dick
and I killed
some monsters

Epic of Gilgamesh
I have a big boat
and a big dick,
and I want to live
forever so I killed
some monsters

Collected works of William Shakespeare
We could die
Or fuck
Or both
Yes, both.

Don Juan, by Lord Byron
Everyone
fucks
me!
Yay!
No, wait, boo?

Annabelle Lee, by Edgar Allen Poe
We fucked and
you died.
Damn.

Howl, by Alan Ginsburg
The world has so
fucked me that
I’m going to
scream until I die

Paradise Lost, by John Milton
Well, I got kicked out
of heaven so
the world is fucked.
But hey,
at least we die

Inferno, Dante
The afterlife
is fucked too
So. Yeah.

TikTok
I’ll dance, dance dance
With my hands, hands hands
Above my head, head, head

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thought
while you
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No need to look
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lovelies.
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No need.



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