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It's Got A Soprano's Vibe To It
After much deliberation. I, Damian DeadLove, being of sound mind and soul have come to a conclusion. I know what every writer has in common now, okay it could just be a theory, but please hear me out here. If anything it sounds cool but I’ll let you be the judge of that.
Can I get a drumroll, please?? We expose demons and slay them!! Told you it was pretty cool. Now some of you might be saying, “Your just now figuring that out, Damian?” Well I do walk to my own drumbeat, and sometimes I’ve been known to fall out of time. It happens more than I’d like to admit.
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Can I get a drumroll, please?? We expose demons and slay them!! Told you it was pretty cool. Now some of you might be saying, “Your just now figuring that out, Damian?” Well I do walk to my own drumbeat, and sometimes I’ve been known to fall out of time. It happens more than I’d like to admit.
...
#satirical
#uplifting
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22 Comments
Deck of Cards (AfterSexDilemma collab)
AfterSexDilemma:
Falling to the ground, Big Bang,
That's the sound.
A big man balancing on a tricycle,
Dancing like a clown.
High in the Sefirot trying not to drop.
Opened my mouth couldn't get it to stop.
Pressure boiling in with hot steam,
Makes my ears pop.
The fish in the sky are going dry.
Start to flip flop.
High on my mind wasting time on the clock.
I'm in decline, getting behind, still in line,
Want fame from the tick tock.
The...
Falling to the ground, Big Bang,
That's the sound.
A big man balancing on a tricycle,
Dancing like a clown.
High in the Sefirot trying not to drop.
Opened my mouth couldn't get it to stop.
Pressure boiling in with hot steam,
Makes my ears pop.
The fish in the sky are going dry.
Start to flip flop.
High on my mind wasting time on the clock.
I'm in decline, getting behind, still in line,
Want fame from the tick tock.
The...
#collaboration
#escape
#satirical
#symbolism
#uplifting
114 reads
1 Comment
Deck of Cards (AfterSexDilemma collab)
AfterSexDilemma:
Falling to the ground, Big Bang,
That's the sound.
A big man balancing on a tricycle,
Dancing like a clown.
High in the Sefirot trying not to drop.
Opened my mouth couldn't get it to stop.
Pressure boiling in with hot steam,
Makes my ears pop.
The fish in the sky are going dry.
Start to flip flop.
High on my mind wasting time on the clock.
I'm in decline, getting behind, still in line,
Want fame from the tick tock.
The...
Falling to the ground, Big Bang,
That's the sound.
A big man balancing on a tricycle,
Dancing like a clown.
High in the Sefirot trying not to drop.
Opened my mouth couldn't get it to stop.
Pressure boiling in with hot steam,
Makes my ears pop.
The fish in the sky are going dry.
Start to flip flop.
High on my mind wasting time on the clock.
I'm in decline, getting behind, still in line,
Want fame from the tick tock.
The...
#collaboration
#escape
#satirical
#symbolism
#uplifting
114 reads
1 Comment
Deck of Cards (AfterSexDilemma collab)
AfterSexDilemma:
Falling to the ground, Big Bang,
That's the sound.
A big man balancing on a tricycle,
Dancing like a clown.
High in the Sefirot trying not to drop.
Opened my mouth couldn't get it to stop.
Pressure boiling in with hot steam,
Makes my ears pop.
The fish in the sky are going dry.
Start to flip flop.
High on my mind wasting time on the clock.
I'm in decline, getting behind, still in line,
Want fame from the tick tock.
The...
Falling to the ground, Big Bang,
That's the sound.
A big man balancing on a tricycle,
Dancing like a clown.
High in the Sefirot trying not to drop.
Opened my mouth couldn't get it to stop.
Pressure boiling in with hot steam,
Makes my ears pop.
The fish in the sky are going dry.
Start to flip flop.
High on my mind wasting time on the clock.
I'm in decline, getting behind, still in line,
Want fame from the tick tock.
The...
#collaboration
#escape
#satirical
#symbolism
#uplifting
114 reads
1 Comment
Deck of Cards (AfterSexDilemma collab)
AfterSexDilemma:
Falling to the ground, Big Bang,
That's the sound.
A big man balancing on a tricycle,
Dancing like a clown.
High in the Sefirot trying not to drop.
Opened my mouth couldn't get it to stop.
Pressure boiling in with hot steam,
Makes my ears pop.
The fish in the sky are going dry.
Start to flip flop.
High on my mind wasting time on the clock.
I'm in decline, getting behind, still in line,
Want fame from the tick tock.
The...
Falling to the ground, Big Bang,
That's the sound.
A big man balancing on a tricycle,
Dancing like a clown.
High in the Sefirot trying not to drop.
Opened my mouth couldn't get it to stop.
Pressure boiling in with hot steam,
Makes my ears pop.
The fish in the sky are going dry.
Start to flip flop.
High on my mind wasting time on the clock.
I'm in decline, getting behind, still in line,
Want fame from the tick tock.
The...
#collaboration
#escape
#satirical
#symbolism
#uplifting
114 reads
1 Comment
Deck of Cards (AfterSexDilemma collab)
AfterSexDilemma:
Falling to the ground, Big Bang,
That's the sound.
A big man balancing on a tricycle,
Dancing like a clown.
High in the Sefirot trying not to drop.
Opened my mouth couldn't get it to stop.
Pressure boiling in with hot steam,
Makes my ears pop.
The fish in the sky are going dry.
Start to flip flop.
High on my mind wasting time on the clock.
I'm in decline, getting behind, still in line,
Want fame from the tick tock.
The...
Falling to the ground, Big Bang,
That's the sound.
A big man balancing on a tricycle,
Dancing like a clown.
High in the Sefirot trying not to drop.
Opened my mouth couldn't get it to stop.
Pressure boiling in with hot steam,
Makes my ears pop.
The fish in the sky are going dry.
Start to flip flop.
High on my mind wasting time on the clock.
I'm in decline, getting behind, still in line,
Want fame from the tick tock.
The...
#collaboration
#escape
#satirical
#symbolism
#uplifting
114 reads
1 Comment
gosh dang it
Lemony Snickets
Unfortunate bits of shit I'd rather not talk about.
Got it
in the vault and it's gonna take a long time to figure it out and until then I lock it up
Heavens to Betsy
God forbid I connect with
anything that doesn't require my patience
Figure it out for yourself
ya stupid fuck
You were safe inside where the door was locked shut
Lemony snickets a series of sinister
shit under everybody's breath as you walk by them.
Can't face the music when the speakers are blown
Cuz the hostage just knows he ain't...
Unfortunate bits of shit I'd rather not talk about.
Got it
in the vault and it's gonna take a long time to figure it out and until then I lock it up
Heavens to Betsy
God forbid I connect with
anything that doesn't require my patience
Figure it out for yourself
ya stupid fuck
You were safe inside where the door was locked shut
Lemony snickets a series of sinister
shit under everybody's breath as you walk by them.
Can't face the music when the speakers are blown
Cuz the hostage just knows he ain't...
#death
#satirical
#memories
174 reads
0 Comments
gosh dang it
Lemony Snickets
Unfortunate bits of shit I'd rather not talk about.
Got it
in the vault and it's gonna take a long time to figure it out and until then I lock it up
Heavens to Betsy
God forbid I connect with
anything that doesn't require my patience
Figure it out for yourself
ya stupid fuck
You were safe inside where the door was locked shut
Lemony snickets a series of sinister
shit under everybody's breath as you walk by them.
Can't face the music when the speakers are blown
Cuz the hostage just knows he ain't...
Unfortunate bits of shit I'd rather not talk about.
Got it
in the vault and it's gonna take a long time to figure it out and until then I lock it up
Heavens to Betsy
God forbid I connect with
anything that doesn't require my patience
Figure it out for yourself
ya stupid fuck
You were safe inside where the door was locked shut
Lemony snickets a series of sinister
shit under everybody's breath as you walk by them.
Can't face the music when the speakers are blown
Cuz the hostage just knows he ain't...
#death
#satirical
#memories
174 reads
0 Comments
gosh dang it
Lemony Snickets
Unfortunate bits of shit I'd rather not talk about.
Got it
in the vault and it's gonna take a long time to figure it out and until then I lock it up
Heavens to Betsy
God forbid I connect with
anything that doesn't require my patience
Figure it out for yourself
ya stupid fuck
You were safe inside where the door was locked shut
Lemony snickets a series of sinister
shit under everybody's breath as you walk by them.
Can't face the music when the speakers are blown
Cuz the hostage just knows he ain't...
Unfortunate bits of shit I'd rather not talk about.
Got it
in the vault and it's gonna take a long time to figure it out and until then I lock it up
Heavens to Betsy
God forbid I connect with
anything that doesn't require my patience
Figure it out for yourself
ya stupid fuck
You were safe inside where the door was locked shut
Lemony snickets a series of sinister
shit under everybody's breath as you walk by them.
Can't face the music when the speakers are blown
Cuz the hostage just knows he ain't...
#death
#satirical
#memories
174 reads
0 Comments
pHARMa
#satirical
50 reads
2 Comments
tease
#dark
#satirical
#funny #dirty
#funny #dirty
595 reads
5 Comments
tease
#dark
#satirical
#funny #dirty
#funny #dirty
595 reads
5 Comments
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