Satirical Published by Members Recently Online Poems
#satirical
SweetKittyCat5
Poem Published
30th Oct 2024 4:27pm
30th Oct 2024 4:27pm
Drifting Through A Billowing Cloud Of Smoke
Ahh… just let me smoke on your vibe a little bit here, papi
You done bust down my firewall here
I been giving you the peaks and the deep valleys of the cream of my crown
Letting you slide deep in the halo of my divine passage night after night
Leaving you high with your mind touching the helm of the skies
And something has to give you keep bellowing my soul in those clouds of yours
I would pass you this blunt, but I do not smoke
Just lit to illuminate your path through life ...
You done bust down my firewall here
I been giving you the peaks and the deep valleys of the cream of my crown
Letting you slide deep in the halo of my divine passage night after night
Leaving you high with your mind touching the helm of the skies
And something has to give you keep bellowing my soul in those clouds of yours
I would pass you this blunt, but I do not smoke
Just lit to illuminate your path through life ...
#dialogue
#funny
#satirical
170 reads
8 Comments
SweetKittyCat5
Poem Published
30th Oct 2024 4:27pm
30th Oct 2024 4:27pm
Drifting Through A Billowing Cloud Of Smoke
Ahh… just let me smoke on your vibe a little bit here, papi
You done bust down my firewall here
I been giving you the peaks and the deep valleys of the cream of my crown
Letting you slide deep in the halo of my divine passage night after night
Leaving you high with your mind touching the helm of the skies
And something has to give you keep bellowing my soul in those clouds of yours
I would pass you this blunt, but I do not smoke
Just lit to illuminate your path through life ...
You done bust down my firewall here
I been giving you the peaks and the deep valleys of the cream of my crown
Letting you slide deep in the halo of my divine passage night after night
Leaving you high with your mind touching the helm of the skies
And something has to give you keep bellowing my soul in those clouds of yours
I would pass you this blunt, but I do not smoke
Just lit to illuminate your path through life ...
#dialogue
#funny
#satirical
170 reads
8 Comments
SweetKittyCat5
Poem Published
30th Oct 2024 4:27pm
30th Oct 2024 4:27pm
Drifting Through A Billowing Cloud Of Smoke
Ahh… just let me smoke on your vibe a little bit here, papi
You done bust down my firewall here
I been giving you the peaks and the deep valleys of the cream of my crown
Letting you slide deep in the halo of my divine passage night after night
Leaving you high with your mind touching the helm of the skies
And something has to give you keep bellowing my soul in those clouds of yours
I would pass you this blunt, but I do not smoke
Just lit to illuminate your path through life ...
You done bust down my firewall here
I been giving you the peaks and the deep valleys of the cream of my crown
Letting you slide deep in the halo of my divine passage night after night
Leaving you high with your mind touching the helm of the skies
And something has to give you keep bellowing my soul in those clouds of yours
I would pass you this blunt, but I do not smoke
Just lit to illuminate your path through life ...
#dialogue
#funny
#satirical
170 reads
8 Comments
adagio
Poem Published
21st Aug 2024 8:25pm
21st Aug 2024 8:25pm
Beam Me Up Scotty
Blindsided by flying monkeys extorting your
mind with their self-made crack. Mooching
on fears with a nod and wink. Something strange
came my way unrestrained wearing a crown too
heavy for their head. Thinking Cream of Wheat
is Crème brûlée and I'm thanking a wizard
on the loose from the asylum. Spooning my
chowder with ibuprofen thanking from the
wrong end of a memory stick. "Beam me up,
Scotty."
mind with their self-made crack. Mooching
on fears with a nod and wink. Something strange
came my way unrestrained wearing a crown too
heavy for their head. Thinking Cream of Wheat
is Crème brûlée and I'm thanking a wizard
on the loose from the asylum. Spooning my
chowder with ibuprofen thanking from the
wrong end of a memory stick. "Beam me up,
Scotty."
#satirical
#WritingPoetry
128 reads
2 Comments
adagio
Poem Published
21st Aug 2024 8:25pm
21st Aug 2024 8:25pm
Beam Me Up Scotty
Blindsided by flying monkeys extorting your
mind with their self-made crack. Mooching
on fears with a nod and wink. Something strange
came my way unrestrained wearing a crown too
heavy for their head. Thinking Cream of Wheat
is Crème brûlée and I'm thanking a wizard
on the loose from the asylum. Spooning my
chowder with ibuprofen thanking from the
wrong end of a memory stick. "Beam me up,
Scotty."
mind with their self-made crack. Mooching
on fears with a nod and wink. Something strange
came my way unrestrained wearing a crown too
heavy for their head. Thinking Cream of Wheat
is Crème brûlée and I'm thanking a wizard
on the loose from the asylum. Spooning my
chowder with ibuprofen thanking from the
wrong end of a memory stick. "Beam me up,
Scotty."
#satirical
#WritingPoetry
128 reads
2 Comments
Lord_Stabdagger
Poem Published
27th Apr 2020 10:12pm
27th Apr 2020 10:12pm
I'm Gonna Cum!
#sex
#satirical
#funny #dirty
#funny #dirty
766 reads
0 Comments
Lord_Stabdagger
Poem Published
27th Apr 2020 10:12pm
27th Apr 2020 10:12pm
I'm Gonna Cum!
#sex
#satirical
#funny #dirty
#funny #dirty
766 reads
0 Comments
Lord_Stabdagger
Poem Published
27th Apr 2020 10:12pm
27th Apr 2020 10:12pm
I'm Gonna Cum!
#sex
#satirical
#funny #dirty
#funny #dirty
766 reads
0 Comments
Lord_Stabdagger
Poem Published
27th Apr 2020 10:12pm
27th Apr 2020 10:12pm
I'm Gonna Cum!
#sex
#satirical
#funny #dirty
#funny #dirty
766 reads
0 Comments
runaway-mindtrain
Poem Published
30th May 2020 6:32am
30th May 2020 6:32am
Smugnorant
Spilled milk bottle gangsta crackerjack
Orange juice toothpaste panic attack
Implement a subliminal smokestack
Wax deconstructionist hackmatack
Do crack that yolk sac via wise crack
By amoral stance laid upon your back
Orange juice toothpaste panic attack
Implement a subliminal smokestack
Wax deconstructionist hackmatack
Do crack that yolk sac via wise crack
By amoral stance laid upon your back
#satirical
644 reads
6 Comments
slipalong
Poem Published
1st Jun 2021 2:32pm
1st Jun 2021 2:32pm
Odd man from Carlyle (limerick)
There was an odd man of Carlyle
Who's thoughts were so infantile
Go forwards not backwards
but re-read life's chapters
Growing old in a juvenile style in Carlyle
Who's thoughts were so infantile
Go forwards not backwards
but re-read life's chapters
Growing old in a juvenile style in Carlyle
#satirical
294 reads
2 Comments
crimsin
Unveiling
Unveiling
Poem Published
22nd Jul 2019 4:57am
22nd Jul 2019 4:57am
skittles
you put your yoohoo in my coca-cola
we gave birth to count Chocula
he was a bastard born on the wrong side of the fence
we smuggled him out
jimmy crack corn on my feelings
said he wasn't acceptable
return to sender
I told him baby don't follow in my food stamps
make a way for yourself sky scraping within your visions
he said, mama, I have a dream
I might work for a clown now at Mickey D's
but I will have you living on fifth avenue before I die
give me your I own yous
I know the head wrangler here ...
we gave birth to count Chocula
he was a bastard born on the wrong side of the fence
we smuggled him out
jimmy crack corn on my feelings
said he wasn't acceptable
return to sender
I told him baby don't follow in my food stamps
make a way for yourself sky scraping within your visions
he said, mama, I have a dream
I might work for a clown now at Mickey D's
but I will have you living on fifth avenue before I die
give me your I own yous
I know the head wrangler here ...
#politics
#satirical
#TruthOfLife
666 reads
16 Comments
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