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wallyroo92
Poem Published
5th Aug 2020 4:14pm
5th Aug 2020 4:14pm
Let Me Speak to Your Manager
#anger
#satirical
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wallyroo92
Poem Published
5th Aug 2020 4:14pm
5th Aug 2020 4:14pm
Let Me Speak to Your Manager
#anger
#satirical
528 reads
6 Comments
DevilsChild
Poem Published
23rd Dec 2024 9:35am
23rd Dec 2024 9:35am
My Day with Luigi Mangione
It was a day I’d never forget
me and my homie Luigi
on the 4th of December
from approximately 6am to 6pm
fixed up my old Monte Carlo
drove from New York to Florida
met a few musicians
joined their band
I played guitar
while Luigi was on drums
playing for hours on end
when done we helped clean up
met a couple of nice ladies
I don’t know what got into my bud
but he said we should fly to Paris
take the ladies to the Eiffel Tower
I said what the heck
drank some whine and ate some bread
luigi wanted to drive...
me and my homie Luigi
on the 4th of December
from approximately 6am to 6pm
fixed up my old Monte Carlo
drove from New York to Florida
met a few musicians
joined their band
I played guitar
while Luigi was on drums
playing for hours on end
when done we helped clean up
met a couple of nice ladies
I don’t know what got into my bud
but he said we should fly to Paris
take the ladies to the Eiffel Tower
I said what the heck
drank some whine and ate some bread
luigi wanted to drive...
#satirical
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rubyredheart
Poem Published
23rd Oct 2022 5:05pm
23rd Oct 2022 5:05pm
Logic
Would the illogical, irrational please stand up…
Yes, that’s you Dear, go on…
Exhibit 1:
Your preference not to share a bed
And intimate quarters with a Mere acquaintance
Is an opinion on which I STRONGLY
Disagree
Hear my much more rational
Arguments
Repeatedly as I assure you I respect your
Opinion.
Exhibit 2:
You clearly do not understand me because
You’re irrational
You disagree because
You’re illogical
Exhibit 3:
The only reason you would desire
Spoken Appreciation
Is because you ...
Yes, that’s you Dear, go on…
Exhibit 1:
Your preference not to share a bed
And intimate quarters with a Mere acquaintance
Is an opinion on which I STRONGLY
Disagree
Hear my much more rational
Arguments
Repeatedly as I assure you I respect your
Opinion.
Exhibit 2:
You clearly do not understand me because
You’re irrational
You disagree because
You’re illogical
Exhibit 3:
The only reason you would desire
Spoken Appreciation
Is because you ...
#LifeStruggles
#satirical
#SelfWorth
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rubyredheart
Poem Published
23rd Oct 2022 5:05pm
23rd Oct 2022 5:05pm
Logic
Would the illogical, irrational please stand up…
Yes, that’s you Dear, go on…
Exhibit 1:
Your preference not to share a bed
And intimate quarters with a Mere acquaintance
Is an opinion on which I STRONGLY
Disagree
Hear my much more rational
Arguments
Repeatedly as I assure you I respect your
Opinion.
Exhibit 2:
You clearly do not understand me because
You’re irrational
You disagree because
You’re illogical
Exhibit 3:
The only reason you would desire
Spoken Appreciation
Is because you ...
Yes, that’s you Dear, go on…
Exhibit 1:
Your preference not to share a bed
And intimate quarters with a Mere acquaintance
Is an opinion on which I STRONGLY
Disagree
Hear my much more rational
Arguments
Repeatedly as I assure you I respect your
Opinion.
Exhibit 2:
You clearly do not understand me because
You’re irrational
You disagree because
You’re illogical
Exhibit 3:
The only reason you would desire
Spoken Appreciation
Is because you ...
#LifeStruggles
#satirical
#SelfWorth
258 reads
rubyredheart
Poem Published
23rd Oct 2022 5:05pm
23rd Oct 2022 5:05pm
Logic
Would the illogical, irrational please stand up…
Yes, that’s you Dear, go on…
Exhibit 1:
Your preference not to share a bed
And intimate quarters with a Mere acquaintance
Is an opinion on which I STRONGLY
Disagree
Hear my much more rational
Arguments
Repeatedly as I assure you I respect your
Opinion.
Exhibit 2:
You clearly do not understand me because
You’re irrational
You disagree because
You’re illogical
Exhibit 3:
The only reason you would desire
Spoken Appreciation
Is because you ...
Yes, that’s you Dear, go on…
Exhibit 1:
Your preference not to share a bed
And intimate quarters with a Mere acquaintance
Is an opinion on which I STRONGLY
Disagree
Hear my much more rational
Arguments
Repeatedly as I assure you I respect your
Opinion.
Exhibit 2:
You clearly do not understand me because
You’re irrational
You disagree because
You’re illogical
Exhibit 3:
The only reason you would desire
Spoken Appreciation
Is because you ...
#LifeStruggles
#satirical
#SelfWorth
258 reads
goldenmyst
Poem Published
22nd Feb 2024 7:36pm
22nd Feb 2024 7:36pm
Movie Night
Movie Night
“Well, we got out of the store without doing more than the necessary damage to your billfold.”
“I needed a woman to divert me from my path to dietary apocalypse.”
“You need only omit one word, that being ‘woman’. Anyone with even rudimentary knowledge of nutrition would know that day-old pizza is unacceptable.”
“The surgeon general would concur I am sure.”
“Then why do I have to tell you what is obvious?”
“Perhaps because I am part of the unwashed gender.”
“Well even though...
“Well, we got out of the store without doing more than the necessary damage to your billfold.”
“I needed a woman to divert me from my path to dietary apocalypse.”
“You need only omit one word, that being ‘woman’. Anyone with even rudimentary knowledge of nutrition would know that day-old pizza is unacceptable.”
“The surgeon general would concur I am sure.”
“Then why do I have to tell you what is obvious?”
“Perhaps because I am part of the unwashed gender.”
“Well even though...
#women
#romantic
#satirical
#funny
#sexy
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goldenmyst
Poem Published
22nd Feb 2024 7:36pm
22nd Feb 2024 7:36pm
Movie Night
Movie Night
“Well, we got out of the store without doing more than the necessary damage to your billfold.”
“I needed a woman to divert me from my path to dietary apocalypse.”
“You need only omit one word, that being ‘woman’. Anyone with even rudimentary knowledge of nutrition would know that day-old pizza is unacceptable.”
“The surgeon general would concur I am sure.”
“Then why do I have to tell you what is obvious?”
“Perhaps because I am part of the unwashed gender.”
“Well even though...
“Well, we got out of the store without doing more than the necessary damage to your billfold.”
“I needed a woman to divert me from my path to dietary apocalypse.”
“You need only omit one word, that being ‘woman’. Anyone with even rudimentary knowledge of nutrition would know that day-old pizza is unacceptable.”
“The surgeon general would concur I am sure.”
“Then why do I have to tell you what is obvious?”
“Perhaps because I am part of the unwashed gender.”
“Well even though...
#women
#romantic
#satirical
#funny
#sexy
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goldenmyst
Poem Published
22nd Feb 2024 7:36pm
22nd Feb 2024 7:36pm
Movie Night
Movie Night
“Well, we got out of the store without doing more than the necessary damage to your billfold.”
“I needed a woman to divert me from my path to dietary apocalypse.”
“You need only omit one word, that being ‘woman’. Anyone with even rudimentary knowledge of nutrition would know that day-old pizza is unacceptable.”
“The surgeon general would concur I am sure.”
“Then why do I have to tell you what is obvious?”
“Perhaps because I am part of the unwashed gender.”
“Well even though...
“Well, we got out of the store without doing more than the necessary damage to your billfold.”
“I needed a woman to divert me from my path to dietary apocalypse.”
“You need only omit one word, that being ‘woman’. Anyone with even rudimentary knowledge of nutrition would know that day-old pizza is unacceptable.”
“The surgeon general would concur I am sure.”
“Then why do I have to tell you what is obvious?”
“Perhaps because I am part of the unwashed gender.”
“Well even though...
#women
#romantic
#satirical
#funny
#sexy
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goldenmyst
Poem Published
22nd Feb 2024 7:36pm
22nd Feb 2024 7:36pm
Movie Night
Movie Night
“Well, we got out of the store without doing more than the necessary damage to your billfold.”
“I needed a woman to divert me from my path to dietary apocalypse.”
“You need only omit one word, that being ‘woman’. Anyone with even rudimentary knowledge of nutrition would know that day-old pizza is unacceptable.”
“The surgeon general would concur I am sure.”
“Then why do I have to tell you what is obvious?”
“Perhaps because I am part of the unwashed gender.”
“Well even though...
“Well, we got out of the store without doing more than the necessary damage to your billfold.”
“I needed a woman to divert me from my path to dietary apocalypse.”
“You need only omit one word, that being ‘woman’. Anyone with even rudimentary knowledge of nutrition would know that day-old pizza is unacceptable.”
“The surgeon general would concur I am sure.”
“Then why do I have to tell you what is obvious?”
“Perhaps because I am part of the unwashed gender.”
“Well even though...
#women
#romantic
#satirical
#funny
#sexy
240 reads
0 Comments
goldenmyst
Poem Published
22nd Feb 2024 7:36pm
22nd Feb 2024 7:36pm
Movie Night
Movie Night
“Well, we got out of the store without doing more than the necessary damage to your billfold.”
“I needed a woman to divert me from my path to dietary apocalypse.”
“You need only omit one word, that being ‘woman’. Anyone with even rudimentary knowledge of nutrition would know that day-old pizza is unacceptable.”
“The surgeon general would concur I am sure.”
“Then why do I have to tell you what is obvious?”
“Perhaps because I am part of the unwashed gender.”
“Well even though...
“Well, we got out of the store without doing more than the necessary damage to your billfold.”
“I needed a woman to divert me from my path to dietary apocalypse.”
“You need only omit one word, that being ‘woman’. Anyone with even rudimentary knowledge of nutrition would know that day-old pizza is unacceptable.”
“The surgeon general would concur I am sure.”
“Then why do I have to tell you what is obvious?”
“Perhaps because I am part of the unwashed gender.”
“Well even though...
#women
#romantic
#satirical
#funny
#sexy
240 reads
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cabcool
Poem Published
11th Jun 2019 6:27am
11th Jun 2019 6:27am
nonintuitive fragments
Response to the esteemed
Sir Nigel Straightpipe, esq., Pompous Poet
methinks the man has hit his head;
no doubt, his poesy is dead—
to phartz up words worn-out and done
and think he rides the royal throne!
his metaphors
are aquifers
that leak pale meaning;
and his rhymes,
in better times,
were of the blind
pre-nursery kind:
unfit for weaning,
with their cursory, brined
enjambment
of nonintuitive
fragments.
my mongrel dog
has keener...
Sir Nigel Straightpipe, esq., Pompous Poet
methinks the man has hit his head;
no doubt, his poesy is dead—
to phartz up words worn-out and done
and think he rides the royal throne!
his metaphors
are aquifers
that leak pale meaning;
and his rhymes,
in better times,
were of the blind
pre-nursery kind:
unfit for weaning,
with their cursory, brined
enjambment
of nonintuitive
fragments.
my mongrel dog
has keener...
#satirical
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
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