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A Voice Like Volcano
A Voice Like Volcano
There once was a woman from Khartoum
Who wanted to sing like Oum Kaltoum
She first tried soprano
It was like volcano
That Oum Kaltoum woke up from her tomb
There once was a woman from Khartoum
Who wanted to sing like Oum Kaltoum
She first tried soprano
It was like volcano
That Oum Kaltoum woke up from her tomb
#parody
#satirical
#funny
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A Voice Like Volcano
A Voice Like Volcano
There once was a woman from Khartoum
Who wanted to sing like Oum Kaltoum
She first tried soprano
It was like volcano
That Oum Kaltoum woke up from her tomb
There once was a woman from Khartoum
Who wanted to sing like Oum Kaltoum
She first tried soprano
It was like volcano
That Oum Kaltoum woke up from her tomb
#parody
#satirical
#funny
115 reads
0 Comments
A Voice Like Volcano
A Voice Like Volcano
There once was a woman from Khartoum
Who wanted to sing like Oum Kaltoum
She first tried soprano
It was like volcano
That Oum Kaltoum woke up from her tomb
There once was a woman from Khartoum
Who wanted to sing like Oum Kaltoum
She first tried soprano
It was like volcano
That Oum Kaltoum woke up from her tomb
#parody
#satirical
#funny
115 reads
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We Straight Bebe’s Kids (COTS)
We come straight out the womb and we rule our own cribs
We are the New Horizon generation, documenting in real time, our laws, and word up, we never wore any bibs
Exchanging our milk donation, we got intellectually from the boob
The healthy juices from the beginning until we were weaned, it nourished our soul
We the authentic Princes and Princesses and we were not manifested in a laboratory test tube
That warp-minded technology got our Pre-Natal mission all wrong
We heard...
We are the New Horizon generation, documenting in real time, our laws, and word up, we never wore any bibs
Exchanging our milk donation, we got intellectually from the boob
The healthy juices from the beginning until we were weaned, it nourished our soul
We the authentic Princes and Princesses and we were not manifested in a laboratory test tube
That warp-minded technology got our Pre-Natal mission all wrong
We heard...
#inspirational
#sun
#TruthOfLife
#wisdom
#satirical
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We Straight Bebe’s Kids (COTS)
We come straight out the womb and we rule our own cribs
We are the New Horizon generation, documenting in real time, our laws, and word up, we never wore any bibs
Exchanging our milk donation, we got intellectually from the boob
The healthy juices from the beginning until we were weaned, it nourished our soul
We the authentic Princes and Princesses and we were not manifested in a laboratory test tube
That warp-minded technology got our Pre-Natal mission all wrong
We heard...
We are the New Horizon generation, documenting in real time, our laws, and word up, we never wore any bibs
Exchanging our milk donation, we got intellectually from the boob
The healthy juices from the beginning until we were weaned, it nourished our soul
We the authentic Princes and Princesses and we were not manifested in a laboratory test tube
That warp-minded technology got our Pre-Natal mission all wrong
We heard...
#inspirational
#sun
#TruthOfLife
#wisdom
#satirical
302 reads
6 Comments
We Straight Bebe’s Kids (COTS)
We come straight out the womb and we rule our own cribs
We are the New Horizon generation, documenting in real time, our laws, and word up, we never wore any bibs
Exchanging our milk donation, we got intellectually from the boob
The healthy juices from the beginning until we were weaned, it nourished our soul
We the authentic Princes and Princesses and we were not manifested in a laboratory test tube
That warp-minded technology got our Pre-Natal mission all wrong
We heard...
We are the New Horizon generation, documenting in real time, our laws, and word up, we never wore any bibs
Exchanging our milk donation, we got intellectually from the boob
The healthy juices from the beginning until we were weaned, it nourished our soul
We the authentic Princes and Princesses and we were not manifested in a laboratory test tube
That warp-minded technology got our Pre-Natal mission all wrong
We heard...
#inspirational
#sun
#TruthOfLife
#wisdom
#satirical
302 reads
6 Comments
We Straight Bebe’s Kids (COTS)
We come straight out the womb and we rule our own cribs
We are the New Horizon generation, documenting in real time, our laws, and word up, we never wore any bibs
Exchanging our milk donation, we got intellectually from the boob
The healthy juices from the beginning until we were weaned, it nourished our soul
We the authentic Princes and Princesses and we were not manifested in a laboratory test tube
That warp-minded technology got our Pre-Natal mission all wrong
We heard...
We are the New Horizon generation, documenting in real time, our laws, and word up, we never wore any bibs
Exchanging our milk donation, we got intellectually from the boob
The healthy juices from the beginning until we were weaned, it nourished our soul
We the authentic Princes and Princesses and we were not manifested in a laboratory test tube
That warp-minded technology got our Pre-Natal mission all wrong
We heard...
#inspirational
#sun
#TruthOfLife
#wisdom
#satirical
302 reads
6 Comments
We Straight Bebe’s Kids (COTS)
We come straight out the womb and we rule our own cribs
We are the New Horizon generation, documenting in real time, our laws, and word up, we never wore any bibs
Exchanging our milk donation, we got intellectually from the boob
The healthy juices from the beginning until we were weaned, it nourished our soul
We the authentic Princes and Princesses and we were not manifested in a laboratory test tube
That warp-minded technology got our Pre-Natal mission all wrong
We heard...
We are the New Horizon generation, documenting in real time, our laws, and word up, we never wore any bibs
Exchanging our milk donation, we got intellectually from the boob
The healthy juices from the beginning until we were weaned, it nourished our soul
We the authentic Princes and Princesses and we were not manifested in a laboratory test tube
That warp-minded technology got our Pre-Natal mission all wrong
We heard...
#inspirational
#sun
#TruthOfLife
#wisdom
#satirical
302 reads
6 Comments
Beam Me Up Scotty
Blindsided by flying monkeys extorting your
mind with their self-made crack. Mooching
on fears with a nod and wink. Something strange
came my way unrestrained wearing a crown too
heavy for their head. Thinking Cream of Wheat
is Crème brûlée and I'm thanking a wizard
on the loose from the asylum. Spooning my
chowder with ibuprofen thanking from the
wrong end of a memory stick. "Beam me up,
Scotty."
mind with their self-made crack. Mooching
on fears with a nod and wink. Something strange
came my way unrestrained wearing a crown too
heavy for their head. Thinking Cream of Wheat
is Crème brûlée and I'm thanking a wizard
on the loose from the asylum. Spooning my
chowder with ibuprofen thanking from the
wrong end of a memory stick. "Beam me up,
Scotty."
#satirical
#WritingPoetry
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2 Comments
Beam Me Up Scotty
Blindsided by flying monkeys extorting your
mind with their self-made crack. Mooching
on fears with a nod and wink. Something strange
came my way unrestrained wearing a crown too
heavy for their head. Thinking Cream of Wheat
is Crème brûlée and I'm thanking a wizard
on the loose from the asylum. Spooning my
chowder with ibuprofen thanking from the
wrong end of a memory stick. "Beam me up,
Scotty."
mind with their self-made crack. Mooching
on fears with a nod and wink. Something strange
came my way unrestrained wearing a crown too
heavy for their head. Thinking Cream of Wheat
is Crème brûlée and I'm thanking a wizard
on the loose from the asylum. Spooning my
chowder with ibuprofen thanking from the
wrong end of a memory stick. "Beam me up,
Scotty."
#satirical
#WritingPoetry
120 reads
2 Comments
It's Got A Soprano's Vibe To It
After much deliberation. I, Damian DeadLove, being of sound mind and soul have come to a conclusion. I know what every writer has in common now, okay it could just be a theory, but please hear me out here. If anything it sounds cool but I’ll let you be the judge of that.
Can I get a drumroll, please?? We expose demons and slay them!! Told you it was pretty cool. Now some of you might be saying, “Your just now figuring that out, Damian?” Well I do walk to my own drumbeat, and sometimes I’ve been known to fall out of time. It happens more than I’d like to admit.
...
Can I get a drumroll, please?? We expose demons and slay them!! Told you it was pretty cool. Now some of you might be saying, “Your just now figuring that out, Damian?” Well I do walk to my own drumbeat, and sometimes I’ve been known to fall out of time. It happens more than I’d like to admit.
...
#satirical
#uplifting
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22 Comments
It's Got A Soprano's Vibe To It
After much deliberation. I, Damian DeadLove, being of sound mind and soul have come to a conclusion. I know what every writer has in common now, okay it could just be a theory, but please hear me out here. If anything it sounds cool but I’ll let you be the judge of that.
Can I get a drumroll, please?? We expose demons and slay them!! Told you it was pretty cool. Now some of you might be saying, “Your just now figuring that out, Damian?” Well I do walk to my own drumbeat, and sometimes I’ve been known to fall out of time. It happens more than I’d like to admit.
...
Can I get a drumroll, please?? We expose demons and slay them!! Told you it was pretty cool. Now some of you might be saying, “Your just now figuring that out, Damian?” Well I do walk to my own drumbeat, and sometimes I’ve been known to fall out of time. It happens more than I’d like to admit.
...
#satirical
#uplifting
109 reads
22 Comments
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