Satirical Published by Members Recently Online Poems
#satirical
The Miller's Tale ( Pushkin Sonnet )
Young housewives—dark thrills inspire them;
but, when pressed for action doth feign
virtue against a parish man,
while bedding a more nobler Cane.
Ye husbands! heed this chronicle!
When deceit doth snake full circle
seeking to utterly deceive,
truth can be too hard to believe.
The poor husband, an innocent,
reputable among town folk,
unwittingly becomes a joke
in the sinner's moral dissent!
The husband prays for a godsend;
The parishioner! He's a...
but, when pressed for action doth feign
virtue against a parish man,
while bedding a more nobler Cane.
Ye husbands! heed this chronicle!
When deceit doth snake full circle
seeking to utterly deceive,
truth can be too hard to believe.
The poor husband, an innocent,
reputable among town folk,
unwittingly becomes a joke
in the sinner's moral dissent!
The husband prays for a godsend;
The parishioner! He's a...
#secrets
#betrayal
#parody
#satirical
#sonnet
745 reads
22 Comments
The Miller's Tale ( Pushkin Sonnet )
Young housewives—dark thrills inspire them;
but, when pressed for action doth feign
virtue against a parish man,
while bedding a more nobler Cane.
Ye husbands! heed this chronicle!
When deceit doth snake full circle
seeking to utterly deceive,
truth can be too hard to believe.
The poor husband, an innocent,
reputable among town folk,
unwittingly becomes a joke
in the sinner's moral dissent!
The husband prays for a godsend;
The parishioner! He's a...
but, when pressed for action doth feign
virtue against a parish man,
while bedding a more nobler Cane.
Ye husbands! heed this chronicle!
When deceit doth snake full circle
seeking to utterly deceive,
truth can be too hard to believe.
The poor husband, an innocent,
reputable among town folk,
unwittingly becomes a joke
in the sinner's moral dissent!
The husband prays for a godsend;
The parishioner! He's a...
#secrets
#betrayal
#parody
#satirical
#sonnet
745 reads
22 Comments
The Miller's Tale ( Pushkin Sonnet )
Young housewives—dark thrills inspire them;
but, when pressed for action doth feign
virtue against a parish man,
while bedding a more nobler Cane.
Ye husbands! heed this chronicle!
When deceit doth snake full circle
seeking to utterly deceive,
truth can be too hard to believe.
The poor husband, an innocent,
reputable among town folk,
unwittingly becomes a joke
in the sinner's moral dissent!
The husband prays for a godsend;
The parishioner! He's a...
but, when pressed for action doth feign
virtue against a parish man,
while bedding a more nobler Cane.
Ye husbands! heed this chronicle!
When deceit doth snake full circle
seeking to utterly deceive,
truth can be too hard to believe.
The poor husband, an innocent,
reputable among town folk,
unwittingly becomes a joke
in the sinner's moral dissent!
The husband prays for a godsend;
The parishioner! He's a...
#secrets
#betrayal
#parody
#satirical
#sonnet
745 reads
22 Comments
The Miller's Tale ( Pushkin Sonnet )
Young housewives—dark thrills inspire them;
but, when pressed for action doth feign
virtue against a parish man,
while bedding a more nobler Cane.
Ye husbands! heed this chronicle!
When deceit doth snake full circle
seeking to utterly deceive,
truth can be too hard to believe.
The poor husband, an innocent,
reputable among town folk,
unwittingly becomes a joke
in the sinner's moral dissent!
The husband prays for a godsend;
The parishioner! He's a...
but, when pressed for action doth feign
virtue against a parish man,
while bedding a more nobler Cane.
Ye husbands! heed this chronicle!
When deceit doth snake full circle
seeking to utterly deceive,
truth can be too hard to believe.
The poor husband, an innocent,
reputable among town folk,
unwittingly becomes a joke
in the sinner's moral dissent!
The husband prays for a godsend;
The parishioner! He's a...
#secrets
#betrayal
#parody
#satirical
#sonnet
745 reads
22 Comments
The Miller's Tale ( Pushkin Sonnet )
Young housewives—dark thrills inspire them;
but, when pressed for action doth feign
virtue against a parish man,
while bedding a more nobler Cane.
Ye husbands! heed this chronicle!
When deceit doth snake full circle
seeking to utterly deceive,
truth can be too hard to believe.
The poor husband, an innocent,
reputable among town folk,
unwittingly becomes a joke
in the sinner's moral dissent!
The husband prays for a godsend;
The parishioner! He's a...
but, when pressed for action doth feign
virtue against a parish man,
while bedding a more nobler Cane.
Ye husbands! heed this chronicle!
When deceit doth snake full circle
seeking to utterly deceive,
truth can be too hard to believe.
The poor husband, an innocent,
reputable among town folk,
unwittingly becomes a joke
in the sinner's moral dissent!
The husband prays for a godsend;
The parishioner! He's a...
#secrets
#betrayal
#parody
#satirical
#sonnet
745 reads
22 Comments
Drifting Through A Billowing Cloud Of Smoke
Ahh… just let me smoke on your vibe a little bit here, papi
You done bust down my firewall here
I been giving you the peaks and the deep valleys of the cream of my crown
Letting you slide deep in the halo of my divine passage night after night
Leaving you high with your mind touching the helm of the skies
And something has to give you keep bellowing my soul in those clouds of yours
I would pass you this blunt, but I do not smoke
Just lit to illuminate your path through life ...
You done bust down my firewall here
I been giving you the peaks and the deep valleys of the cream of my crown
Letting you slide deep in the halo of my divine passage night after night
Leaving you high with your mind touching the helm of the skies
And something has to give you keep bellowing my soul in those clouds of yours
I would pass you this blunt, but I do not smoke
Just lit to illuminate your path through life ...
#dialogue
#funny
#satirical
253 reads
8 Comments
Drifting Through A Billowing Cloud Of Smoke
Ahh… just let me smoke on your vibe a little bit here, papi
You done bust down my firewall here
I been giving you the peaks and the deep valleys of the cream of my crown
Letting you slide deep in the halo of my divine passage night after night
Leaving you high with your mind touching the helm of the skies
And something has to give you keep bellowing my soul in those clouds of yours
I would pass you this blunt, but I do not smoke
Just lit to illuminate your path through life ...
You done bust down my firewall here
I been giving you the peaks and the deep valleys of the cream of my crown
Letting you slide deep in the halo of my divine passage night after night
Leaving you high with your mind touching the helm of the skies
And something has to give you keep bellowing my soul in those clouds of yours
I would pass you this blunt, but I do not smoke
Just lit to illuminate your path through life ...
#dialogue
#funny
#satirical
253 reads
8 Comments
Drifting Through A Billowing Cloud Of Smoke
Ahh… just let me smoke on your vibe a little bit here, papi
You done bust down my firewall here
I been giving you the peaks and the deep valleys of the cream of my crown
Letting you slide deep in the halo of my divine passage night after night
Leaving you high with your mind touching the helm of the skies
And something has to give you keep bellowing my soul in those clouds of yours
I would pass you this blunt, but I do not smoke
Just lit to illuminate your path through life ...
You done bust down my firewall here
I been giving you the peaks and the deep valleys of the cream of my crown
Letting you slide deep in the halo of my divine passage night after night
Leaving you high with your mind touching the helm of the skies
And something has to give you keep bellowing my soul in those clouds of yours
I would pass you this blunt, but I do not smoke
Just lit to illuminate your path through life ...
#dialogue
#funny
#satirical
253 reads
8 Comments
Fava beans and a nice chianti
Blades sharpened
Scalpel precision
Where to start with this fine specimen?
Look at you dangling on that meat hook
all twitching, writhing...tenderising
Let us commence?
Perhaps flay off some flesh
Turn those arse cheeks into Jerky
Fine dining slow process
After all
Artisan delicacies should never be rushed
Twelve hours at a low temperature
After a two day marinated bath
should do those legs wonders
Not like you will be needing them
Hung living carcass
Come the main...
Scalpel precision
Where to start with this fine specimen?
Look at you dangling on that meat hook
all twitching, writhing...tenderising
Let us commence?
Perhaps flay off some flesh
Turn those arse cheeks into Jerky
Fine dining slow process
After all
Artisan delicacies should never be rushed
Twelve hours at a low temperature
After a two day marinated bath
should do those legs wonders
Not like you will be needing them
Hung living carcass
Come the main...
#food
#satirical
#WritingPoetry #morality
#WritingPoetry #morality
346 reads
2 Comments
Fava beans and a nice chianti
Blades sharpened
Scalpel precision
Where to start with this fine specimen?
Look at you dangling on that meat hook
all twitching, writhing...tenderising
Let us commence?
Perhaps flay off some flesh
Turn those arse cheeks into Jerky
Fine dining slow process
After all
Artisan delicacies should never be rushed
Twelve hours at a low temperature
After a two day marinated bath
should do those legs wonders
Not like you will be needing them
Hung living carcass
Come the main...
Scalpel precision
Where to start with this fine specimen?
Look at you dangling on that meat hook
all twitching, writhing...tenderising
Let us commence?
Perhaps flay off some flesh
Turn those arse cheeks into Jerky
Fine dining slow process
After all
Artisan delicacies should never be rushed
Twelve hours at a low temperature
After a two day marinated bath
should do those legs wonders
Not like you will be needing them
Hung living carcass
Come the main...
#food
#satirical
#WritingPoetry #morality
#WritingPoetry #morality
346 reads
2 Comments
Fava beans and a nice chianti
Blades sharpened
Scalpel precision
Where to start with this fine specimen?
Look at you dangling on that meat hook
all twitching, writhing...tenderising
Let us commence?
Perhaps flay off some flesh
Turn those arse cheeks into Jerky
Fine dining slow process
After all
Artisan delicacies should never be rushed
Twelve hours at a low temperature
After a two day marinated bath
should do those legs wonders
Not like you will be needing them
Hung living carcass
Come the main...
Scalpel precision
Where to start with this fine specimen?
Look at you dangling on that meat hook
all twitching, writhing...tenderising
Let us commence?
Perhaps flay off some flesh
Turn those arse cheeks into Jerky
Fine dining slow process
After all
Artisan delicacies should never be rushed
Twelve hours at a low temperature
After a two day marinated bath
should do those legs wonders
Not like you will be needing them
Hung living carcass
Come the main...
#food
#satirical
#WritingPoetry #morality
#WritingPoetry #morality
346 reads
2 Comments
Fava beans and a nice chianti
Blades sharpened
Scalpel precision
Where to start with this fine specimen?
Look at you dangling on that meat hook
all twitching, writhing...tenderising
Let us commence?
Perhaps flay off some flesh
Turn those arse cheeks into Jerky
Fine dining slow process
After all
Artisan delicacies should never be rushed
Twelve hours at a low temperature
After a two day marinated bath
should do those legs wonders
Not like you will be needing them
Hung living carcass
Come the main...
Scalpel precision
Where to start with this fine specimen?
Look at you dangling on that meat hook
all twitching, writhing...tenderising
Let us commence?
Perhaps flay off some flesh
Turn those arse cheeks into Jerky
Fine dining slow process
After all
Artisan delicacies should never be rushed
Twelve hours at a low temperature
After a two day marinated bath
should do those legs wonders
Not like you will be needing them
Hung living carcass
Come the main...
#food
#satirical
#WritingPoetry #morality
#WritingPoetry #morality
346 reads
2 Comments
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