Satirical Published by Members Recently Online Poems
#satirical
Thoughts and Prayers
fuck Biden
and fuck your feelings
fuck Nancy and Kamala the ho
fuck Hunter
he's the deep state
don't believe me?
well take a look at his nudes
fuck covid
fuck global warming
both of them were a hoax
still gonna drive my big truck
fuck Clinton
he was friends with Epstein
so was Trump
but that was for uh, business?
fuck these books
think of the kids
until they become too smart
and go to college campuses
then fuck them too
fuck whiny celebrities
unless it's Kid Rock or...
and fuck your feelings
fuck Nancy and Kamala the ho
fuck Hunter
he's the deep state
don't believe me?
well take a look at his nudes
fuck covid
fuck global warming
both of them were a hoax
still gonna drive my big truck
fuck Clinton
he was friends with Epstein
so was Trump
but that was for uh, business?
fuck these books
think of the kids
until they become too smart
and go to college campuses
then fuck them too
fuck whiny celebrities
unless it's Kid Rock or...
#politics
#satirical
#GunControl
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Thoughts and Prayers
fuck Biden
and fuck your feelings
fuck Nancy and Kamala the ho
fuck Hunter
he's the deep state
don't believe me?
well take a look at his nudes
fuck covid
fuck global warming
both of them were a hoax
still gonna drive my big truck
fuck Clinton
he was friends with Epstein
so was Trump
but that was for uh, business?
fuck these books
think of the kids
until they become too smart
and go to college campuses
then fuck them too
fuck whiny celebrities
unless it's Kid Rock or...
and fuck your feelings
fuck Nancy and Kamala the ho
fuck Hunter
he's the deep state
don't believe me?
well take a look at his nudes
fuck covid
fuck global warming
both of them were a hoax
still gonna drive my big truck
fuck Clinton
he was friends with Epstein
so was Trump
but that was for uh, business?
fuck these books
think of the kids
until they become too smart
and go to college campuses
then fuck them too
fuck whiny celebrities
unless it's Kid Rock or...
#politics
#satirical
#GunControl
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6 Comments
Drunk on Chance
I am drunk on the chance of my brief writes
as my pen chases its shade 'cross this page,
to a future as some bright leading light
Of fame as these writes write light to my nights
and I am hailed the greatest of an age
I am drunk on the chance of my brief writes...
as I believe I will reach greater heights
and take my rightful place on the world's stage
to a future of some bright leading light
and my blessed pen writes ' you have this right
and if need be...
as my pen chases its shade 'cross this page,
to a future as some bright leading light
Of fame as these writes write light to my nights
and I am hailed the greatest of an age
I am drunk on the chance of my brief writes...
as I believe I will reach greater heights
and take my rightful place on the world's stage
to a future of some bright leading light
and my blessed pen writes ' you have this right
and if need be...
#WritingPoetry
#villanelle
#satirical
#LifeAsAWriter
#PopCulture
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2 Comments
Drunk on Chance
I am drunk on the chance of my brief writes
as my pen chases its shade 'cross this page,
to a future as some bright leading light
Of fame as these writes write light to my nights
and I am hailed the greatest of an age
I am drunk on the chance of my brief writes...
as I believe I will reach greater heights
and take my rightful place on the world's stage
to a future of some bright leading light
and my blessed pen writes ' you have this right
and if need be...
as my pen chases its shade 'cross this page,
to a future as some bright leading light
Of fame as these writes write light to my nights
and I am hailed the greatest of an age
I am drunk on the chance of my brief writes...
as I believe I will reach greater heights
and take my rightful place on the world's stage
to a future of some bright leading light
and my blessed pen writes ' you have this right
and if need be...
#WritingPoetry
#villanelle
#satirical
#LifeAsAWriter
#PopCulture
70 reads
2 Comments
Drunk on Chance
I am drunk on the chance of my brief writes
as my pen chases its shade 'cross this page,
to a future as some bright leading light
Of fame as these writes write light to my nights
and I am hailed the greatest of an age
I am drunk on the chance of my brief writes...
as I believe I will reach greater heights
and take my rightful place on the world's stage
to a future of some bright leading light
and my blessed pen writes ' you have this right
and if need be...
as my pen chases its shade 'cross this page,
to a future as some bright leading light
Of fame as these writes write light to my nights
and I am hailed the greatest of an age
I am drunk on the chance of my brief writes...
as I believe I will reach greater heights
and take my rightful place on the world's stage
to a future of some bright leading light
and my blessed pen writes ' you have this right
and if need be...
#WritingPoetry
#villanelle
#satirical
#LifeAsAWriter
#PopCulture
70 reads
2 Comments
Drunk on Chance
I am drunk on the chance of my brief writes
as my pen chases its shade 'cross this page,
to a future as some bright leading light
Of fame as these writes write light to my nights
and I am hailed the greatest of an age
I am drunk on the chance of my brief writes...
as I believe I will reach greater heights
and take my rightful place on the world's stage
to a future of some bright leading light
and my blessed pen writes ' you have this right
and if need be...
as my pen chases its shade 'cross this page,
to a future as some bright leading light
Of fame as these writes write light to my nights
and I am hailed the greatest of an age
I am drunk on the chance of my brief writes...
as I believe I will reach greater heights
and take my rightful place on the world's stage
to a future of some bright leading light
and my blessed pen writes ' you have this right
and if need be...
#WritingPoetry
#villanelle
#satirical
#LifeAsAWriter
#PopCulture
70 reads
2 Comments
Drunk on Chance
I am drunk on the chance of my brief writes
as my pen chases its shade 'cross this page,
to a future as some bright leading light
Of fame as these writes write light to my nights
and I am hailed the greatest of an age
I am drunk on the chance of my brief writes...
as I believe I will reach greater heights
and take my rightful place on the world's stage
to a future of some bright leading light
and my blessed pen writes ' you have this right
and if need be...
as my pen chases its shade 'cross this page,
to a future as some bright leading light
Of fame as these writes write light to my nights
and I am hailed the greatest of an age
I am drunk on the chance of my brief writes...
as I believe I will reach greater heights
and take my rightful place on the world's stage
to a future of some bright leading light
and my blessed pen writes ' you have this right
and if need be...
#WritingPoetry
#villanelle
#satirical
#LifeAsAWriter
#PopCulture
70 reads
2 Comments
Typroze und Spell Czeckors
Am I speaking a foreign language on here?
How can my phone be so freekin' stupid
It has more memory than you and me
Ignoring the stroke in my occipitallobe
2 terabytes could download a better spell czeckor!
Messing up my comments and spoiling my poems
Making me say words I never meant to write
Imagine our mouths doing the same thing
Tongue twisters changing whatever we say
Whatever happened to the good old typewriter days
when white out would cover up all my mistakes?
Proofreading was an artform for which I got paid
And...
How can my phone be so freekin' stupid
It has more memory than you and me
Ignoring the stroke in my occipitallobe
2 terabytes could download a better spell czeckor!
Messing up my comments and spoiling my poems
Making me say words I never meant to write
Imagine our mouths doing the same thing
Tongue twisters changing whatever we say
Whatever happened to the good old typewriter days
when white out would cover up all my mistakes?
Proofreading was an artform for which I got paid
And...
#technology
#satirical
#funny
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1 Comment
Typroze und Spell Czeckors
Am I speaking a foreign language on here?
How can my phone be so freekin' stupid
It has more memory than you and me
Ignoring the stroke in my occipitallobe
2 terabytes could download a better spell czeckor!
Messing up my comments and spoiling my poems
Making me say words I never meant to write
Imagine our mouths doing the same thing
Tongue twisters changing whatever we say
Whatever happened to the good old typewriter days
when white out would cover up all my mistakes?
Proofreading was an artform for which I got paid
And...
How can my phone be so freekin' stupid
It has more memory than you and me
Ignoring the stroke in my occipitallobe
2 terabytes could download a better spell czeckor!
Messing up my comments and spoiling my poems
Making me say words I never meant to write
Imagine our mouths doing the same thing
Tongue twisters changing whatever we say
Whatever happened to the good old typewriter days
when white out would cover up all my mistakes?
Proofreading was an artform for which I got paid
And...
#technology
#satirical
#funny
108 reads
1 Comment
Typroze und Spell Czeckors
Am I speaking a foreign language on here?
How can my phone be so freekin' stupid
It has more memory than you and me
Ignoring the stroke in my occipitallobe
2 terabytes could download a better spell czeckor!
Messing up my comments and spoiling my poems
Making me say words I never meant to write
Imagine our mouths doing the same thing
Tongue twisters changing whatever we say
Whatever happened to the good old typewriter days
when white out would cover up all my mistakes?
Proofreading was an artform for which I got paid
And...
How can my phone be so freekin' stupid
It has more memory than you and me
Ignoring the stroke in my occipitallobe
2 terabytes could download a better spell czeckor!
Messing up my comments and spoiling my poems
Making me say words I never meant to write
Imagine our mouths doing the same thing
Tongue twisters changing whatever we say
Whatever happened to the good old typewriter days
when white out would cover up all my mistakes?
Proofreading was an artform for which I got paid
And...
#technology
#satirical
#funny
108 reads
1 Comment
nonintuitive fragments
Response to the esteemed
Sir Nigel Straightpipe, esq., Pompous Poet
methinks the man has hit his head;
no doubt, his poesy is dead—
to phartz up words worn-out and done
and think he rides the royal throne!
his metaphors
are aquifers
that leak pale meaning;
and his rhymes,
in better times,
were of the blind
pre-nursery kind:
unfit for weaning,
with their cursory, brined
enjambment
of nonintuitive
fragments.
my mongrel dog
has keener...
Sir Nigel Straightpipe, esq., Pompous Poet
methinks the man has hit his head;
no doubt, his poesy is dead—
to phartz up words worn-out and done
and think he rides the royal throne!
his metaphors
are aquifers
that leak pale meaning;
and his rhymes,
in better times,
were of the blind
pre-nursery kind:
unfit for weaning,
with their cursory, brined
enjambment
of nonintuitive
fragments.
my mongrel dog
has keener...
#satirical
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
479 reads
4 Comments
nonintuitive fragments
Response to the esteemed
Sir Nigel Straightpipe, esq., Pompous Poet
methinks the man has hit his head;
no doubt, his poesy is dead—
to phartz up words worn-out and done
and think he rides the royal throne!
his metaphors
are aquifers
that leak pale meaning;
and his rhymes,
in better times,
were of the blind
pre-nursery kind:
unfit for weaning,
with their cursory, brined
enjambment
of nonintuitive
fragments.
my mongrel dog
has keener...
Sir Nigel Straightpipe, esq., Pompous Poet
methinks the man has hit his head;
no doubt, his poesy is dead—
to phartz up words worn-out and done
and think he rides the royal throne!
his metaphors
are aquifers
that leak pale meaning;
and his rhymes,
in better times,
were of the blind
pre-nursery kind:
unfit for weaning,
with their cursory, brined
enjambment
of nonintuitive
fragments.
my mongrel dog
has keener...
#satirical
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
479 reads
4 Comments
DU Poetry : Satirical Published by Members Recently Online Poems