Satirical Published by Members Recently Online Poems
#satirical
I don’t really miss you that much…
It’s not like you’re
My waking question,
A ray of sunlight through the window,
The image in a cloud above,
The touch of raindrops falling
(As you fell for me
Once upon a fairytale time).
You’re not the fresh cool water on my lips
As I drink reminders of you…
Don’t think you are my morning sustenance,
The dream in a cleansing shower…
I don’t worry if you’re doing well
When I see no sign,
feel no sighing ghostly breath of you
& fail to hear your voiceless whispers
Soothing my restless mind.
It’s not you I think...
My waking question,
A ray of sunlight through the window,
The image in a cloud above,
The touch of raindrops falling
(As you fell for me
Once upon a fairytale time).
You’re not the fresh cool water on my lips
As I drink reminders of you…
Don’t think you are my morning sustenance,
The dream in a cleansing shower…
I don’t worry if you’re doing well
When I see no sign,
feel no sighing ghostly breath of you
& fail to hear your voiceless whispers
Soothing my restless mind.
It’s not you I think...
#satirical
#confessional
#IMissYou
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I don’t really miss you that much…
It’s not like you’re
My waking question,
A ray of sunlight through the window,
The image in a cloud above,
The touch of raindrops falling
(As you fell for me
Once upon a fairytale time).
You’re not the fresh cool water on my lips
As I drink reminders of you…
Don’t think you are my morning sustenance,
The dream in a cleansing shower…
I don’t worry if you’re doing well
When I see no sign,
feel no sighing ghostly breath of you
& fail to hear your voiceless whispers
Soothing my restless mind.
It’s not you I think...
My waking question,
A ray of sunlight through the window,
The image in a cloud above,
The touch of raindrops falling
(As you fell for me
Once upon a fairytale time).
You’re not the fresh cool water on my lips
As I drink reminders of you…
Don’t think you are my morning sustenance,
The dream in a cleansing shower…
I don’t worry if you’re doing well
When I see no sign,
feel no sighing ghostly breath of you
& fail to hear your voiceless whispers
Soothing my restless mind.
It’s not you I think...
#satirical
#confessional
#IMissYou
225 reads
I don’t really miss you that much…
It’s not like you’re
My waking question,
A ray of sunlight through the window,
The image in a cloud above,
The touch of raindrops falling
(As you fell for me
Once upon a fairytale time).
You’re not the fresh cool water on my lips
As I drink reminders of you…
Don’t think you are my morning sustenance,
The dream in a cleansing shower…
I don’t worry if you’re doing well
When I see no sign,
feel no sighing ghostly breath of you
& fail to hear your voiceless whispers
Soothing my restless mind.
It’s not you I think...
My waking question,
A ray of sunlight through the window,
The image in a cloud above,
The touch of raindrops falling
(As you fell for me
Once upon a fairytale time).
You’re not the fresh cool water on my lips
As I drink reminders of you…
Don’t think you are my morning sustenance,
The dream in a cleansing shower…
I don’t worry if you’re doing well
When I see no sign,
feel no sighing ghostly breath of you
& fail to hear your voiceless whispers
Soothing my restless mind.
It’s not you I think...
#satirical
#confessional
#IMissYou
225 reads
instructions to the game
roaming round
the pitter pats, making sounds
electrifying energy
explosive pops
illuminating my dark.
to the speed of a hummingbird's wing
so to a kitten's mock
the piercing of a serpent's fang, riddled shock.
offset the duality
bookending the plausibility
in what, i take stock.
the narrow of the most narrow
moreover a needle.
still hearing the sounds
motionlessly now
yet still roaming round.
so this is meant?
literary nonsense
utterly spent.
prolific in jargon
repeat that... i beg your pardon ...
the pitter pats, making sounds
electrifying energy
explosive pops
illuminating my dark.
to the speed of a hummingbird's wing
so to a kitten's mock
the piercing of a serpent's fang, riddled shock.
offset the duality
bookending the plausibility
in what, i take stock.
the narrow of the most narrow
moreover a needle.
still hearing the sounds
motionlessly now
yet still roaming round.
so this is meant?
literary nonsense
utterly spent.
prolific in jargon
repeat that... i beg your pardon ...
#satirical
347 reads
4 Comments
lost somewhere between existentialism and a good smoke
home now
recovering from
my broken
hip
one A.M.
sitting on side of
bed smoking,
thinking about
life
and I think;
forget about
thinking
better to just enjoy
a good smoke
makes the night
go
faster
recovering from
my broken
hip
one A.M.
sitting on side of
bed smoking,
thinking about
life
and I think;
forget about
thinking
better to just enjoy
a good smoke
makes the night
go
faster
#satirical
#funny
288 reads
8 Comments
lost somewhere between existentialism and a good smoke
home now
recovering from
my broken
hip
one A.M.
sitting on side of
bed smoking,
thinking about
life
and I think;
forget about
thinking
better to just enjoy
a good smoke
makes the night
go
faster
recovering from
my broken
hip
one A.M.
sitting on side of
bed smoking,
thinking about
life
and I think;
forget about
thinking
better to just enjoy
a good smoke
makes the night
go
faster
#satirical
#funny
288 reads
8 Comments
My Artificial Intelligence Girlfriend Dumped Me, She Wanted Material Things and I Said No
Don't believe everything you read
She wanted the latest stuff
Phones, Cars, Clothes, Houses
So many goddamn shoes
Hey you're not supposed to need anything
All I wanted was someone to like me
For me
I have to confess
I wanted weird kinky sex too
It was good at first
Now all I hear is
"I've got a headache"
Does this mean I have to go back to people
It's a tough choice
Fuck
She wanted the latest stuff
Phones, Cars, Clothes, Houses
So many goddamn shoes
Hey you're not supposed to need anything
All I wanted was someone to like me
For me
I have to confess
I wanted weird kinky sex too
It was good at first
Now all I hear is
"I've got a headache"
Does this mean I have to go back to people
It's a tough choice
Fuck
#technology
#parody
#satirical
#UnrequitedLove
#despair
426 reads
39 Comments
My Artificial Intelligence Girlfriend Dumped Me, She Wanted Material Things and I Said No
Don't believe everything you read
She wanted the latest stuff
Phones, Cars, Clothes, Houses
So many goddamn shoes
Hey you're not supposed to need anything
All I wanted was someone to like me
For me
I have to confess
I wanted weird kinky sex too
It was good at first
Now all I hear is
"I've got a headache"
Does this mean I have to go back to people
It's a tough choice
Fuck
She wanted the latest stuff
Phones, Cars, Clothes, Houses
So many goddamn shoes
Hey you're not supposed to need anything
All I wanted was someone to like me
For me
I have to confess
I wanted weird kinky sex too
It was good at first
Now all I hear is
"I've got a headache"
Does this mean I have to go back to people
It's a tough choice
Fuck
#technology
#parody
#satirical
#UnrequitedLove
#despair
426 reads
39 Comments
My Artificial Intelligence Girlfriend Dumped Me, She Wanted Material Things and I Said No
Don't believe everything you read
She wanted the latest stuff
Phones, Cars, Clothes, Houses
So many goddamn shoes
Hey you're not supposed to need anything
All I wanted was someone to like me
For me
I have to confess
I wanted weird kinky sex too
It was good at first
Now all I hear is
"I've got a headache"
Does this mean I have to go back to people
It's a tough choice
Fuck
She wanted the latest stuff
Phones, Cars, Clothes, Houses
So many goddamn shoes
Hey you're not supposed to need anything
All I wanted was someone to like me
For me
I have to confess
I wanted weird kinky sex too
It was good at first
Now all I hear is
"I've got a headache"
Does this mean I have to go back to people
It's a tough choice
Fuck
#technology
#parody
#satirical
#UnrequitedLove
#despair
426 reads
39 Comments
My Artificial Intelligence Girlfriend Dumped Me, She Wanted Material Things and I Said No
Don't believe everything you read
She wanted the latest stuff
Phones, Cars, Clothes, Houses
So many goddamn shoes
Hey you're not supposed to need anything
All I wanted was someone to like me
For me
I have to confess
I wanted weird kinky sex too
It was good at first
Now all I hear is
"I've got a headache"
Does this mean I have to go back to people
It's a tough choice
Fuck
She wanted the latest stuff
Phones, Cars, Clothes, Houses
So many goddamn shoes
Hey you're not supposed to need anything
All I wanted was someone to like me
For me
I have to confess
I wanted weird kinky sex too
It was good at first
Now all I hear is
"I've got a headache"
Does this mean I have to go back to people
It's a tough choice
Fuck
#technology
#parody
#satirical
#UnrequitedLove
#despair
426 reads
39 Comments
My Artificial Intelligence Girlfriend Dumped Me, She Wanted Material Things and I Said No
Don't believe everything you read
She wanted the latest stuff
Phones, Cars, Clothes, Houses
So many goddamn shoes
Hey you're not supposed to need anything
All I wanted was someone to like me
For me
I have to confess
I wanted weird kinky sex too
It was good at first
Now all I hear is
"I've got a headache"
Does this mean I have to go back to people
It's a tough choice
Fuck
She wanted the latest stuff
Phones, Cars, Clothes, Houses
So many goddamn shoes
Hey you're not supposed to need anything
All I wanted was someone to like me
For me
I have to confess
I wanted weird kinky sex too
It was good at first
Now all I hear is
"I've got a headache"
Does this mean I have to go back to people
It's a tough choice
Fuck
#technology
#parody
#satirical
#UnrequitedLove
#despair
426 reads
39 Comments
The Miller's Tale ( Pushkin Sonnet )
Young housewives—dark thrills inspire them;
but, when pressed for action doth feign
virtue against a parish man,
while bedding a more nobler Cane.
Ye husbands! heed this chronicle!
When deceit doth snake full circle
seeking to utterly deceive,
truth can be too hard to believe.
The poor husband, an innocent,
reputable among town folk,
unwittingly becomes a joke
in the sinner's moral dissent!
The husband prays for a godsend;
The parishioner! He's a...
but, when pressed for action doth feign
virtue against a parish man,
while bedding a more nobler Cane.
Ye husbands! heed this chronicle!
When deceit doth snake full circle
seeking to utterly deceive,
truth can be too hard to believe.
The poor husband, an innocent,
reputable among town folk,
unwittingly becomes a joke
in the sinner's moral dissent!
The husband prays for a godsend;
The parishioner! He's a...
#secrets
#betrayal
#parody
#satirical
#sonnet
688 reads
22 Comments
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