Least Read Satirical Poems
#satirical
missjem56
Poem Published
17th Sep 2024 00:53am
17th Sep 2024 00:53am
A Blue Kind Of Day!
I was verbally abused today
A person
Said an unforgivable thing to me
I find it almost to difficult to repeat
I'm still in shock!
What a thing
To accuse a complete stranger of
ME!!!!!
A TORY!!!!!!
I shall never wear blue ever again
Nor red
Nor yellow
Nor green
Which basically
Leaves me with nothing
So i'll be naked
In the lily the pink
Although it's a bit cold
So i'll likely turn blue
Then indubitally
I'll be accused
Of being a Tory again!
How very liberally laborious!
by...
A person
Said an unforgivable thing to me
I find it almost to difficult to repeat
I'm still in shock!
What a thing
To accuse a complete stranger of
ME!!!!!
A TORY!!!!!!
I shall never wear blue ever again
Nor red
Nor yellow
Nor green
Which basically
Leaves me with nothing
So i'll be naked
In the lily the pink
Although it's a bit cold
So i'll likely turn blue
Then indubitally
I'll be accused
Of being a Tory again!
How very liberally laborious!
by...
#funny
#politics
#satirical
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missjem56
Poem Published
26th Oct 2024 1:26am
26th Oct 2024 1:26am
Eve All
Eve
showed
up
For
the
Halloween
party
Everyone
said
"Hello
Eve!"
So
we
named
this
night
All
hello's
Eve!
by Jemia
showed
up
For
the
Halloween
party
Everyone
said
"Hello
Eve!"
So
we
named
this
night
All
hello's
Eve!
by Jemia
#funny
#Halloween
#satirical
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missjem56
Poem Published
26th Oct 2024 3:14am
26th Oct 2024 3:14am
Old Flame
Guy
Pheonix
Fawkes
Set
alight
every
year
Comes
back
with
a
bang!
by Jemia
Pheonix
Fawkes
Set
alight
every
year
Comes
back
with
a
bang!
by Jemia
#funny
#rebellion
#satirical
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missjem56
Poem Published
1st Nov 2024 3:32pm
1st Nov 2024 3:32pm
Cheesed Off
Shredder
of
cheddar
A
gorgeous
gorge,
gorged,
not
forged
Rarebit,
not
rabbit!
by Jemia
of
cheddar
A
gorgeous
gorge,
gorged,
not
forged
Rarebit,
not
rabbit!
by Jemia
#food
#funny
#satirical
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missjem56
Poem Published
1st Oct 2024 1:43am
1st Oct 2024 1:43am
Weasels
i first became aware of weasels in my early childhood,
even my parents mentioned them occasionally,
but i never quite got the context of whether of not
it was facts, or fiction.
i remembered what they said,
but didn't understand
until i grew older.
so i did some extensive research on weasels
fact, and fiction,
but could never find proof of my parents words,
as there was never any evidence ever recorded
in the history of weasels,
of them ever going
pop!
by Jemia
even my parents mentioned them occasionally,
but i never quite got the context of whether of not
it was facts, or fiction.
i remembered what they said,
but didn't understand
until i grew older.
so i did some extensive research on weasels
fact, and fiction,
but could never find proof of my parents words,
as there was never any evidence ever recorded
in the history of weasels,
of them ever going
pop!
by Jemia
#funny
#parody
#satirical
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RobinHood
Robin
Robin
Poem Published
3rd Oct 2024 1:01pm
3rd Oct 2024 1:01pm
Smile Sweetie
#funny
#satirical
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missjem56
Poem Published
28th Oct 2024 5:58pm
28th Oct 2024 5:58pm
Busy At Heists!
The Cat Holic, was addicted to cats
The Protest Ant
Was anti Cat Holics
The Cat Holics
Considered that the Protest Ants
Were pants
And reciprocated
Their mutual dislike
Meanwhile...
Bank robbers, and the like
Didn't like either the Cat Holics
Nor the Protest Ants
But didn't have time for such shenanigans
As they were busy At Heists
by Jemia
The Protest Ant
Was anti Cat Holics
The Cat Holics
Considered that the Protest Ants
Were pants
And reciprocated
Their mutual dislike
Meanwhile...
Bank robbers, and the like
Didn't like either the Cat Holics
Nor the Protest Ants
But didn't have time for such shenanigans
As they were busy At Heists
by Jemia
#identity
#LifeAsAWriter
#PowerOfWords #satirical
#PowerOfWords #satirical
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missjem56
Poem Published
18th Aug 2024 3:28pm
18th Aug 2024 3:28pm
Tulips!
just tuned into radio 4,
they were talking about bi sexual flowers!
i couldn't resist thinking
"that dandelion looks rather nice over there,
but i also quite fancy that pansy!" 😏😅
by Jemia
they were talking about bi sexual flowers!
i couldn't resist thinking
"that dandelion looks rather nice over there,
but i also quite fancy that pansy!" 😏😅
by Jemia
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#nature #satirical
#nature #satirical
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missjem56
Poem Published
31st Oct 2024 9:46pm
31st Oct 2024 9:46pm
Twiglet
Little
stick
insect
Does
one
bite
it's
small
head
off
Like
jelly
babies?
by Jemia
stick
insect
Does
one
bite
it's
small
head
off
Like
jelly
babies?
by Jemia
#funny
#parody
#satirical
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missjem56
Poem Published
16th Sep 2024 4:26pm
16th Sep 2024 4:26pm
Field Of Dreams
I was out for a wander one day
When i came across a signpost
"Field of dreams this way!"
I thought about it for a moment
But decided against going down that path
As it didn't specify
Whose field of dreams this was
And i have no desire
To trespass on someone elses
Interpretation of a potential Utopia
So i walked across a wildflower meadow instead!
by Jemia
When i came across a signpost
"Field of dreams this way!"
I thought about it for a moment
But decided against going down that path
As it didn't specify
Whose field of dreams this was
And i have no desire
To trespass on someone elses
Interpretation of a potential Utopia
So i walked across a wildflower meadow instead!
by Jemia
#funny
#philosophical
#satirical
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missjem56
Poem Published
18th Sep 2024 4:24pm
18th Sep 2024 4:24pm
Oh To Be, Or Not, Wise! (5-7-5
If
age
brings
wisdom
Seriously
in
arrears!
Like
a
clever
fool!
by Jemia
age
brings
wisdom
Seriously
in
arrears!
Like
a
clever
fool!
by Jemia
#aging
#funny
#satirical #wisdom
#satirical #wisdom
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missjem56
Poem Published
9th Sep 2024 12:38pm
9th Sep 2024 12:38pm
A Brown (not red) Herring!
I
was
sat
here
feeling
hungry
Fancying
a '
different'
dish
So
i
open
a
tin
of
chocolate
custard
And
poured
it
on
my ...
was
sat
here
feeling
hungry
Fancying
a '
different'
dish
So
i
open
a
tin
of
chocolate
custard
And
poured
it
on
my ...
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#satirical
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