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Cyndi_Moone
Poem Published
8th Sep 2017 5:40pm
8th Sep 2017 5:40pm
VOTO DE BODA
Estoy en carro prestado
Porque el tren ya me habia dejado
Muchos fueron los años
Que solo encontraba engaños
Hasta que un galán secuestro mi corazón
Y para casarme, me ha dado buena razón.
Pasaré los dias junto a él
Y por siempre le sere muy fiel.
En los tiempos Buenos y los tiempos malos
Depende si le hago la comida o se mete en chaos.
Doesn't "ring" well in English and, therefore, the humor is lost....but this is the translation:
I am in a borrowed car
Because the train had already passed me by
Many...
Porque el tren ya me habia dejado
Muchos fueron los años
Que solo encontraba engaños
Hasta que un galán secuestro mi corazón
Y para casarme, me ha dado buena razón.
Pasaré los dias junto a él
Y por siempre le sere muy fiel.
En los tiempos Buenos y los tiempos malos
Depende si le hago la comida o se mete en chaos.
Doesn't "ring" well in English and, therefore, the humor is lost....but this is the translation:
I am in a borrowed car
Because the train had already passed me by
Many...
#relationships
#parody
#satirical
#funny
#metaphor
12 reads
4 Comments
Thor_Azine
Poem Published
23rd May 2024 12:24pm
23rd May 2024 12:24pm
I Hate Days that End in "Y"
It was a junk punch,
sleight of hand, dodgeball
to the face type of morning
that screamed "fuck you"
with a breath so hot
it wilted the garden flowers
Then I got out of bed
sleight of hand, dodgeball
to the face type of morning
that screamed "fuck you"
with a breath so hot
it wilted the garden flowers
Then I got out of bed
#anger
#frustration
#satirical
17 reads
5 Comments
yelluw_always
Poem Published
9th Jan 2019 6:47am
9th Jan 2019 6:47am
we are PPM
in the age of the broke
a future of invisible people
this week, a body-part’s for an exhibit
previously, another’s placed in a concrete mix
and we will fit daresay behind
furniture that is never flush to the wall
during the age of the penniless
the eyebrow, a nape, and both achilles to be the norm
sold, the entirety of doors will be locked
because deemed unnecessary by a many shedding face
we will slide
in and out of the mail slots to be called
Feel that Draft?
the small of the back for the...
a future of invisible people
this week, a body-part’s for an exhibit
previously, another’s placed in a concrete mix
and we will fit daresay behind
furniture that is never flush to the wall
during the age of the penniless
the eyebrow, a nape, and both achilles to be the norm
sold, the entirety of doors will be locked
because deemed unnecessary by a many shedding face
we will slide
in and out of the mail slots to be called
Feel that Draft?
the small of the back for the...
#money
#satirical
#consumerism
20 reads
4 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
9th Dec 2024 11:40pm
9th Dec 2024 11:40pm
There's No Ink In My Sword
It has oft been said
That
Words are mightier
Than the sword
As much as i love words
If i'm face to face
With an armed assassin type
I know which weapon of choice
I'd opt for is
The sword!
I love that it's an anagram
Of words!
And much sharper..
by Jemia
That
Words are mightier
Than the sword
As much as i love words
If i'm face to face
With an armed assassin type
I know which weapon of choice
I'd opt for is
The sword!
I love that it's an anagram
Of words!
And much sharper..
by Jemia
#LifeAsAWriter
#philosophical
#satirical
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missjem56
Poem Published
11th Dec 2024 9:01pm
11th Dec 2024 9:01pm
Jean Genie
I
once
discovered
Levi's
growing
in
a
pond!
A
jeanetic
pool?
by Jemia
once
discovered
Levi's
growing
in
a
pond!
A
jeanetic
pool?
by Jemia
#funny
#parody
#satirical
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missjem56
Poem Published
11th Dec 2024 9:24pm
11th Dec 2024 9:24pm
Never Trust The Giants
I was strangled at birth
Luckily
A woman released me
From the stranglehold
From the very threads of life
That had kept me alive
For nine glorious months
Within my womb with a view
Full board, and lodging
Live-in-all-found
All for free!
It was great
Until the day of eviction
Not only was i forcibly ejected
But i was almost strangled
As i left my demi paradise
That lay within a deep cave
Within a dark forest
So this is why i screamed
Not because of the woman
That was dragging me out
But...
Luckily
A woman released me
From the stranglehold
From the very threads of life
That had kept me alive
For nine glorious months
Within my womb with a view
Full board, and lodging
Live-in-all-found
All for free!
It was great
Until the day of eviction
Not only was i forcibly ejected
But i was almost strangled
As i left my demi paradise
That lay within a deep cave
Within a dark forest
So this is why i screamed
Not because of the woman
That was dragging me out
But...
#LifeChangingMoment
#LifeCycle
#parody
#philosophical
#satirical
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missjem56
Poem Published
26th Nov 2024 1:42pm
26th Nov 2024 1:42pm
Horseplay
just checked the heel of one of my boots,
and noticed it had come a bit loose,
so grabbed a small hammer,
lifted my foot up
as couldn't be bothered
to take my shoe off,
and started to hammer it back into place.
the strange thing here was
that i had a strange inclination
to neigh! 😏🙃😂
and noticed it had come a bit loose,
so grabbed a small hammer,
lifted my foot up
as couldn't be bothered
to take my shoe off,
and started to hammer it back into place.
the strange thing here was
that i had a strange inclination
to neigh! 😏🙃😂
#funny
#horses
#LifeAsAWriter #satirical
#LifeAsAWriter #satirical
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missjem56
Poem Published
3rd Dec 2024 2:32am
3rd Dec 2024 2:32am
Pi In The Sky
I
don't understand
Why people pay
for sky
on their tv
When
all they have to do
Is look up,
from their windows
And there's loads of it
for free!!!
by Jemia
don't understand
Why people pay
for sky
on their tv
When
all they have to do
Is look up,
from their windows
And there's loads of it
for free!!!
by Jemia
#philosophical
#satirical
#sky
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missjem56
Poem Published
3rd Dec 2024 1:21am
3rd Dec 2024 1:21am
Happy Families
Christmas
for
feuding
At
old
dislikes
lain
brooding
Kin
dread
fiasco
by Jemia
for
feuding
At
old
dislikes
lain
brooding
Kin
dread
fiasco
by Jemia
#Christmas
#family
#LifeStruggles #satirical
#LifeStruggles #satirical
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missjem56
Poem Published
17th Sep 2024 11:03pm
17th Sep 2024 11:03pm
A Dyers Diary Of His Dire Rear!
A Dyers Diary Of His Dire Rear!
And the dyers ear
In a dire diary
Things got pretty dire for the dyer
Because of his dire rear
But nothing he heard
Because of his dyers dire ear!
by Jemia
And the dyers ear
In a dire diary
Things got pretty dire for the dyer
Because of his dire rear
But nothing he heard
Because of his dyers dire ear!
by Jemia
#funny
#LifeStruggles
#satirical
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missjem56
Poem Published
10th Nov 2024 10:56pm
10th Nov 2024 10:56pm
Runaways
I visited lost property
Firstly at the police station
But to no avail
Then lost luggage
At British Rail
Then a call out on social media
After first reading an encyclopedia
Yet no matter what
No answers were got
I'd searched far, and wide
Where on earth could it hide?
As i slowly lose my mind
It's my sense of humour i can't find
And i suspect i know
That my humour
Ran away with my mojo!
by Jemia
Firstly at the police station
But to no avail
Then lost luggage
At British Rail
Then a call out on social media
After first reading an encyclopedia
Yet no matter what
No answers were got
I'd searched far, and wide
Where on earth could it hide?
As i slowly lose my mind
It's my sense of humour i can't find
And i suspect i know
That my humour
Ran away with my mojo!
by Jemia
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#satirical #SelfDiscovery
#satirical #SelfDiscovery
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missjem56
Poem Published
1st Dec 2024 9:25pm
1st Dec 2024 9:25pm
All Steamed Up!
i went round
to see
this woman
called Polly
the other day,
to join her
for a cuppa.
although
she was happy
to put the kettle on,
she
point blank refused
to
take it off again,
so i left!
by Jemia
to see
this woman
called Polly
the other day,
to join her
for a cuppa.
although
she was happy
to put the kettle on,
she
point blank refused
to
take it off again,
so i left!
by Jemia
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#satirical #tea
#satirical #tea
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