Least Read Satirical Poems
#satirical
Cyndi_Moone
Poem Published
8th Sep 2017 5:40pm
8th Sep 2017 5:40pm
VOTO DE BODA
Estoy en carro prestado
Porque el tren ya me habia dejado
Muchos fueron los años
Que solo encontraba engaños
Hasta que un galán secuestro mi corazón
Y para casarme, me ha dado buena razón.
Pasaré los dias junto a él
Y por siempre le sere muy fiel.
En los tiempos Buenos y los tiempos malos
Depende si le hago la comida o se mete en chaos.
Doesn't "ring" well in English and, therefore, the humor is lost....but this is the translation:
I am in a borrowed car
Because the train had already passed me by
Many...
Porque el tren ya me habia dejado
Muchos fueron los años
Que solo encontraba engaños
Hasta que un galán secuestro mi corazón
Y para casarme, me ha dado buena razón.
Pasaré los dias junto a él
Y por siempre le sere muy fiel.
En los tiempos Buenos y los tiempos malos
Depende si le hago la comida o se mete en chaos.
Doesn't "ring" well in English and, therefore, the humor is lost....but this is the translation:
I am in a borrowed car
Because the train had already passed me by
Many...
#relationships
#parody
#satirical
#funny
#metaphor
12 reads
4 Comments
LilDragonFly
Poem Published
15th Mar 2022 2:21pm
15th Mar 2022 2:21pm
McPoetry
Come get your Happy Poem©️
to quickly bring it home
still so piping hot…
to remind you of all you’re not
Read each cookie cutter line
about butterflies divine
with kaleidoscopic wings
along with other floofy* things
Reducing your life lived so hard
to just another Hallmark card
* Floofy is the blend of fluffy and goofy
to quickly bring it home
still so piping hot…
to remind you of all you’re not
Read each cookie cutter line
about butterflies divine
with kaleidoscopic wings
along with other floofy* things
Reducing your life lived so hard
to just another Hallmark card
* Floofy is the blend of fluffy and goofy
#parody
#satirical
#funny
#confessional
#WritingPoetry
12 reads
1 Comment
Thor_Azine
Poem Published
23rd May 2024 12:24pm
23rd May 2024 12:24pm
I Hate Days that End in "Y"
It was a junk punch,
sleight of hand, dodgeball
to the face type of morning
that screamed "fuck you"
with a breath so hot
it wilted the garden flowers
Then I got out of bed
sleight of hand, dodgeball
to the face type of morning
that screamed "fuck you"
with a breath so hot
it wilted the garden flowers
Then I got out of bed
#anger
#frustration
#satirical
17 reads
5 Comments
LilDragonFly
Poem Published
18th Jun 2021 7:58pm
18th Jun 2021 7:58pm
Mantis
I love how she makes piety
look so serene
in her light green
blending in with orthodoxy
Not a shade too dark
nor one too light
she sports it just right
to remain ecclesiastical
Never one for the theatrical
she leaves that to others
when she has her druthers
preferring the script of scripture
Though she enjoys a good chant
she finds there is scant
time to engage in a good rhyme
so burdened with mundane affairs
Always putting on the airs
of her ecumenical station
that is... until...
look so serene
in her light green
blending in with orthodoxy
Not a shade too dark
nor one too light
she sports it just right
to remain ecclesiastical
Never one for the theatrical
she leaves that to others
when she has her druthers
preferring the script of scripture
Though she enjoys a good chant
she finds there is scant
time to engage in a good rhyme
so burdened with mundane affairs
Always putting on the airs
of her ecumenical station
that is... until...
#nature
#religion
#satirical
#funny
#confessional
18 reads
11 Comments
yelluw_always
Poem Published
9th Jan 2019 6:47am
9th Jan 2019 6:47am
we are PPM
in the age of the broke
a future of invisible people
this week, a body-part’s for an exhibit
previously, another’s placed in a concrete mix
and we will fit daresay behind
furniture that is never flush to the wall
during the age of the penniless
the eyebrow, a nape, and both achilles to be the norm
sold, the entirety of doors will be locked
because deemed unnecessary by a many shedding face
we will slide
in and out of the mail slots to be called
Feel that Draft?
the small of the back for the...
a future of invisible people
this week, a body-part’s for an exhibit
previously, another’s placed in a concrete mix
and we will fit daresay behind
furniture that is never flush to the wall
during the age of the penniless
the eyebrow, a nape, and both achilles to be the norm
sold, the entirety of doors will be locked
because deemed unnecessary by a many shedding face
we will slide
in and out of the mail slots to be called
Feel that Draft?
the small of the back for the...
#money
#satirical
#consumerism
20 reads
4 Comments
LilDragonFly
Poem Published
16th Jun 2023 10:57am
16th Jun 2023 10:57am
Atonement
For me it is so easy to see
How each sin is a true win-win
Just a little pious remorse
Helps me again reset my course
With a wee bit of heretic laughter
Lightening up the hereafter
While I sing every single dirge
As my mind longs to again splurge
Seek some sort of postponement
For any serious atonement
How each sin is a true win-win
Just a little pious remorse
Helps me again reset my course
With a wee bit of heretic laughter
Lightening up the hereafter
While I sing every single dirge
As my mind longs to again splurge
Seek some sort of postponement
For any serious atonement
#satirical
#confessional
#LifeAsAWriter
#WritingPoetry
#morality
20 reads
1 Comment
LilDragonFly
Poem Published
25th Oct 2022 8:32pm
25th Oct 2022 8:32pm
Dribs and Drabs
Sometimes the ink will not flow
despite the candlelight glow
lines only coming out
in dribs and drabs
words left hailing cabs
calling for an Uber
even though their GPS
refuses to confess
it cannot find the poem
only shows the shortest route home
despite the candlelight glow
lines only coming out
in dribs and drabs
words left hailing cabs
calling for an Uber
even though their GPS
refuses to confess
it cannot find the poem
only shows the shortest route home
#satirical
#confessional
#WritersBlock
#LifeAsAWriter
#WritingPoetry
25 reads
10 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
Yesterday 00:13am
Yesterday 00:13am
Down by the river
My one regret is the bloodline I derived from
I’m not a pedigree or a monkey’s uncle
My father is a penniless swami
My mother is a peace creep
We live up the river,
near a civil war battle ground
When there is a downwind,
the water has a polluted, toxic smell
A few years ago, I needed a pair of glasses
Never received them,
No insurance, no money!
My mother bitch slapped me a few times,
thinking that would help straighten my eyes out
Now I have short eyes!
Fuck, she’s dumb.
My brother, who is three years younger, ...
I’m not a pedigree or a monkey’s uncle
My father is a penniless swami
My mother is a peace creep
We live up the river,
near a civil war battle ground
When there is a downwind,
the water has a polluted, toxic smell
A few years ago, I needed a pair of glasses
Never received them,
No insurance, no money!
My mother bitch slapped me a few times,
thinking that would help straighten my eyes out
Now I have short eyes!
Fuck, she’s dumb.
My brother, who is three years younger, ...
#Easter
#family
#fiction
#poverty
#satirical
34 reads
2 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
15th Apr 2025 00:11am
15th Apr 2025 00:11am
Transitional
Alternative Trans Dictionary
Transmogrification------------Trans werewolf
Trans Siberian Railway------Trans trains
Transistor Radio----------------A radio belonging to a trans persons sister
Transcript-------------------------Trans person burial chamber
Transferral-------------------------Trans person going wild
Transfigure------------------------Hormones
Transform--------------------------See above
Transit------------------------------Not relating to seating
Transit Camp----------------------A camp trans person not sitting ...
Transmogrification------------Trans werewolf
Trans Siberian Railway------Trans trains
Transistor Radio----------------A radio belonging to a trans persons sister
Transcript-------------------------Trans person burial chamber
Transferral-------------------------Trans person going wild
Transfigure------------------------Hormones
Transform--------------------------See above
Transit------------------------------Not relating to seating
Transit Camp----------------------A camp trans person not sitting ...
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#satirical #transgender
#satirical #transgender
35 reads
0 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
1st Apr 2025 3:00pm
1st Apr 2025 3:00pm
Bear, Bare Truths
Just
like
Paddington
I
love
toast,
and
marmalade!
Fur
free
derriere?
by Jemia
like
Paddington
I
love
toast,
and
marmalade!
Fur
free
derriere?
by Jemia
#food
#funny
#parody #satirical
#parody #satirical
40 reads
0 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
6th Apr 2025 9:07pm
6th Apr 2025 9:07pm
The Horny Poet
The
horny
narwhal
Writing
much
erotic
verse
With
octopus
ink
by Jemia
horny
narwhal
Writing
much
erotic
verse
With
octopus
ink
by Jemia
#fish
#funny
#satirical #WritingPoetry
#satirical #WritingPoetry
43 reads
0 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
22nd Jan 2025 8:57pm
22nd Jan 2025 8:57pm
Malicia McFee
Poor Malicia McFee
She drowned in bed, in solitary
A series of serious
Hot water bottle bursts
Caused Malicia to utter
A quite quiet silent curse
As a deluge of tepid water
Engulfed her in her sleep
She drowned quietly
Like an old ship
The rubber had proffered warmth
But no buoyancy
The quilt that had kept her safe
Now drowned her, beneath this tepid wave
Her lover had found her looking deflated
Although her lover, thought her much over-rated
He returned Malicia, to the town of her birth
Along with an unpaid...
She drowned in bed, in solitary
A series of serious
Hot water bottle bursts
Caused Malicia to utter
A quite quiet silent curse
As a deluge of tepid water
Engulfed her in her sleep
She drowned quietly
Like an old ship
The rubber had proffered warmth
But no buoyancy
The quilt that had kept her safe
Now drowned her, beneath this tepid wave
Her lover had found her looking deflated
Although her lover, thought her much over-rated
He returned Malicia, to the town of her birth
Along with an unpaid...
#funny
#satirical
#surreal
44 reads
0 Comments
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